─╌ 𝕿𝐇𝐄 𝕽𝐀𝐓 𝕶𝐈𝐍𝐆.
@rodentregent.bsky.social
ᅠ ᅠ
𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝑴𝒀
𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙐𝘽𝙅𝙀𝘾𝙏 ,
@bygumbo.bsky.social .
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
𝐍𝐎𝐖 𝗬𝗢𝗨 𝐖𝐈𝐋𝐋 𝐁𝐄 𝑴𝒀
𝙒𝙄𝙇𝙇𝙄𝙉𝙂 𝙎𝙐𝘽𝙅𝙀𝘾𝙏 ,
@bygumbo.bsky.social .
WRITTEN BY ELYSIA.
Pinned
ᅠ ᅠ
ᅠ𝐘𝐄𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝙁𝘼𝙄𝙏𝙃𝙁𝙐𝙇 𝙁𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙎,
𝐖𝐄'𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐄
𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑺 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 ...
ᅠ𝐘𝐄𝐒 𝐌𝐘 𝙁𝘼𝙄𝙏𝙃𝙁𝙐𝙇 𝙁𝙊𝙇𝙇𝙊𝙒𝙀𝙍𝙎,
𝐖𝐄'𝐋𝐋 𝐒𝐓𝐎𝐏 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐒𝐄
𝑻𝑼𝑹𝑻𝑳𝑬𝑺 𝐁𝐄𝐅𝐎𝐑𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐘 ...
I AM A RAT .ᐟ.ᐟ this is UNACCEPTABLE behavior, mr . GATOR . 🤬
[ LETTING OUT THE MOST OFFENDED GASP EVER 💀 ]
BY GUMBO .ᐟ.ᐟ you RATS be just as awful as they say, mhmmm .ᐟ
...
[ squint . ]
you ain't even a rat .ᐟ 👺
BY GUMBO .ᐟ.ᐟ you RATS be just as awful as they say, mhmmm .ᐟ
...
[ squint . ]
you ain't even a rat .ᐟ 👺
by the way, crocodiles were always better .
October 16, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I AM A RAT .ᐟ.ᐟ this is UNACCEPTABLE behavior, mr . GATOR . 🤬
how DARE YOU INSULT ME .ᐣ.ᐟ a mere alligator like you does not stand a chance against my thousands of faithful rodent subjects .ᐟ
... you talkin' about ol' leatherhead, smelly cheese breath .ᐣ.ᐟ he gon' get ya .ᐟ
October 16, 2025 at 1:15 AM
how DARE YOU INSULT ME .ᐣ.ᐟ a mere alligator like you does not stand a chance against my thousands of faithful rodent subjects .ᐟ
that fucking floridian gator that i hate
October 16, 2025 at 1:10 AM
that fucking floridian gator that i hate
[ slowly turning to krang ... 👺 ]
you dare to interrupt my ROYAL MESSAGE ──
you dare to interrupt my ROYAL MESSAGE ──
SHUT THE FUCK UP . WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE 👺
I AM THE RAT KING 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
October 12, 2025 at 3:09 PM
[ slowly turning to krang ... 👺 ]
you dare to interrupt my ROYAL MESSAGE ──
you dare to interrupt my ROYAL MESSAGE ──
I AM THE RAT KING 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
October 12, 2025 at 3:05 PM
I AM THE RAT KING 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
if you say so ... 🥺
Of course ! My intuition is never wrong ! 😊 ✨
do you .ᐣ.ᐣ 🥺
September 25, 2025 at 2:40 AM
if you say so ... 🥺
do you .ᐣ.ᐣ 🥺
Have faith, your highness.
[ Placing her hand on his back with a warm smile. ]
And patience, most of all. I sense great things to come to you in the future. ✨
[ Placing her hand on his back with a warm smile. ]
And patience, most of all. I sense great things to come to you in the future. ✨
[ DRAMATIC SIGH 💀 ]
September 25, 2025 at 2:29 AM
do you .ᐣ.ᐣ 🥺
[ DRAMATIC SIGH 💀 ]
I have full confidence you will — ! The universe is huge and ever expanding.
I truly believe there is another rodent leader out there for you. One who is strong and brave — ! ✨
I truly believe there is another rodent leader out there for you. One who is strong and brave — ! ✨
but ... where will i ever find another rodent ruler .ᐣ 😔
September 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
[ DRAMATIC SIGH 💀 ]
but ... where will i ever find another rodent ruler .ᐣ 😔
— but I have faith that there is someone out there for you that is utterly perfect.
At the end of the day, you deserve someone who loves you genuinely.
At the end of the day, you deserve someone who loves you genuinely.
September 25, 2025 at 2:21 AM
but ... where will i ever find another rodent ruler .ᐣ 😔
yes, for me and the rats .... 💔🥀😔
Would… cheese be sufficient for you ?
[ Evelyn briefly side eyes the photograph while summoning a cup of tea before offering it to him 😭 ]
[ Evelyn briefly side eyes the photograph while summoning a cup of tea before offering it to him 😭 ]
yes .... 😔
[ he pulls out a photo of the rat queen and stares at it longingly 💀 ]
[ he pulls out a photo of the rat queen and stares at it longingly 💀 ]
September 25, 2025 at 1:45 AM
yes, for me and the rats .... 💔🥀😔
yes .... 😔
[ he pulls out a photo of the rat queen and stares at it longingly 💀 ]
[ he pulls out a photo of the rat queen and stares at it longingly 💀 ]
Would you like a cup of tea ? Perhaps a treat for you.. and your rats ?
It is the least I can do. 💧
It is the least I can do. 💧
oh rat queen .... we could have been PERFECT together ..... 😔🥀💔
[ SNIFFLE 💀 ]
[ SNIFFLE 💀 ]
September 25, 2025 at 1:34 AM
yes .... 😔
[ he pulls out a photo of the rat queen and stares at it longingly 💀 ]
[ he pulls out a photo of the rat queen and stares at it longingly 💀 ]
oh rat queen .... we could have been PERFECT together ..... 😔🥀💔
[ SNIFFLE 💀 ]
[ SNIFFLE 💀 ]
Oh, I see…. 💧
[ Reaching out to gently pat him on the back 😭 . ]
I am very sorry to hear that.
[ Reaching out to gently pat him on the back 😭 . ]
I am very sorry to hear that.
I AM NOT ALRIGHT . ☹️
the love of my life, my BEAUTIFUL queen of rats ... SHE REJECTED ME . and pvnched me in the face, but that's less important right now ── 😔
the love of my life, my BEAUTIFUL queen of rats ... SHE REJECTED ME . and pvnched me in the face, but that's less important right now ── 😔
September 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
oh rat queen .... we could have been PERFECT together ..... 😔🥀💔
[ SNIFFLE 💀 ]
[ SNIFFLE 💀 ]
I AM NOT ALRIGHT . ☹️
the love of my life, my BEAUTIFUL queen of rats ... SHE REJECTED ME . and pvnched me in the face, but that's less important right now ── 😔
the love of my life, my BEAUTIFUL queen of rats ... SHE REJECTED ME . and pvnched me in the face, but that's less important right now ── 😔
… Are you alright ? 💧
[ UGLY ASS SOBBONG . he got rejected 💔 ]
September 24, 2025 at 9:39 PM
I AM NOT ALRIGHT . ☹️
the love of my life, my BEAUTIFUL queen of rats ... SHE REJECTED ME . and pvnched me in the face, but that's less important right now ── 😔
the love of my life, my BEAUTIFUL queen of rats ... SHE REJECTED ME . and pvnched me in the face, but that's less important right now ── 😔
[ UGLY ASS SOBBONG . he got rejected 💔 ]
September 24, 2025 at 8:41 PM
[ UGLY ASS SOBBONG . he got rejected 💔 ]
because i am EVIL like that 🐀
WH — ????
[ SHE SCREAMS ]
W- Why are you doing such a thing ?!
[ SHE SCREAMS ]
W- Why are you doing such a thing ?!
LITTLE DID YOU KNOW I WAS THE RAT KING . GO MY RATS 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
August 4, 2025 at 12:37 AM
because i am EVIL like that 🐀
LITTLE DID YOU KNOW I WAS THE RAT KING . GO MY RATS 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
Saki, cease. I know it is you, so stop it or else you SHALL receive the silent treatment for an unknown amount of time. 👺
August 3, 2025 at 11:24 PM
LITTLE DID YOU KNOW I WAS THE RAT KING . GO MY RATS 🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀🐀
YOU SHUT UP FIRST . HOW DARE YOU ──
YOU SHUT THE FUCK UP, stupid IDIOT.
YOU SHUT UP . 👺
July 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
YOU SHUT UP FIRST . HOW DARE YOU ──
that is ... a lot of outfits . 👺
Aww, how sweet. 😊
[ Evelyn has SO many clothes to give ]
I have about 1,272,289,828 outfits ✨
[ WHAT 💀. ]
[ Evelyn has SO many clothes to give ]
I have about 1,272,289,828 outfits ✨
[ WHAT 💀. ]
oh, excellent .ᐟ do you hear that, minnie .ᐣ you shall have your own closet .
do not fret, i will build one for you in our lair .
... mm . yes . mickey says he will assist . 👺
do not fret, i will build one for you in our lair .
... mm . yes . mickey says he will assist . 👺
July 9, 2025 at 6:38 AM
that is ... a lot of outfits . 👺
oh, excellent .ᐟ do you hear that, minnie .ᐣ you shall have your own closet .
do not fret, i will build one for you in our lair .
... mm . yes . mickey says he will assist . 👺
do not fret, i will build one for you in our lair .
... mm . yes . mickey says he will assist . 👺
[ Evelyn giggles 😭]
I happen to have many tiny outfits.
they were originally for my daughter’s dolls, but I suppose they can be for the rats now
I happen to have many tiny outfits.
they were originally for my daughter’s dolls, but I suppose they can be for the rats now
yes, that is precisely what she was looking for .ᐟ
[ he takes the dress and puts it on the stupid rat . 😭🙏 . ]
[ he takes the dress and puts it on the stupid rat . 😭🙏 . ]
July 6, 2025 at 4:22 PM
oh, excellent .ᐟ do you hear that, minnie .ᐣ you shall have your own closet .
do not fret, i will build one for you in our lair .
... mm . yes . mickey says he will assist . 👺
do not fret, i will build one for you in our lair .
... mm . yes . mickey says he will assist . 👺
YOU SHUT UP . 👺
SHUT THE FUCK UP ???
GRAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA 👺
[ 🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥 👺👺👺👺 ]
[ 🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥 👺👺👺👺 ]
July 6, 2025 at 4:21 PM
YOU SHUT UP . 👺
GRAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA 👺
[ 🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥 👺👺👺👺 ]
[ 🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥 👺👺👺👺 ]
WHAT THE FUCK GET AWUA GET AWYAYYYY
[ Malik SCREAMSSSSS 😭]
[ Malik SCREAMSSSSS 😭]
GET HIM, MY SUBJECTS 👺
[ AT LEAST FORTY MORE RATS COME CRAWLING OUT OF NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
[ AT LEAST FORTY MORE RATS COME CRAWLING OUT OF NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
July 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
GRAHAHAHAHAHAHHAA 👺
[ 🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥 👺👺👺👺 ]
[ 🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥🐀💥 👺👺👺👺 ]
yes, that is precisely what she was looking for .ᐟ
[ he takes the dress and puts it on the stupid rat . 😭🙏 . ]
[ he takes the dress and puts it on the stupid rat . 😭🙏 . ]
Would this suffice ?
[ Summoning said dress and bow… but rat size, of course. She really has everything 😭]
[ Summoning said dress and bow… but rat size, of course. She really has everything 😭]
indeed he does . ✨️
[ minnie responds ── the rat king nods along . ]
mmhm, yes, i see .... she would like a pink dress . one with polka dots and a little bow . 👺
[ minnie responds ── the rat king nods along . ]
mmhm, yes, i see .... she would like a pink dress . one with polka dots and a little bow . 👺
July 5, 2025 at 5:25 PM
yes, that is precisely what she was looking for .ᐟ
[ he takes the dress and puts it on the stupid rat . 😭🙏 . ]
[ he takes the dress and puts it on the stupid rat . 😭🙏 . ]
GET HIM, MY SUBJECTS 👺
[ AT LEAST FORTY MORE RATS COME CRAWLING OUT OF NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
[ AT LEAST FORTY MORE RATS COME CRAWLING OUT OF NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
RAGAHAHHAAB GET IT OFF GET IT OFFFFF
[ he jumps and tries to get the 👺rat 👺off of him ]
[ he jumps and tries to get the 👺rat 👺off of him ]
I AM A RAT, I AM THE RAT KING 🤬
July 5, 2025 at 4:58 PM
GET HIM, MY SUBJECTS 👺
[ AT LEAST FORTY MORE RATS COME CRAWLING OUT OF NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
[ AT LEAST FORTY MORE RATS COME CRAWLING OUT OF NOWHERE .ᐣ.ᐣ 💀 ]
my EVIL second in command, who is crawling up your back as we speak . 👺
Who the fuck is Mickey ???
RAT . 👺
i take pride in being crazy . mickey says you stink, by the way . 👺
i take pride in being crazy . mickey says you stink, by the way . 👺
July 5, 2025 at 4:54 PM
my EVIL second in command, who is crawling up your back as we speak . 👺
indeed he does . ✨️
[ minnie responds ── the rat king nods along . ]
mmhm, yes, i see .... she would like a pink dress . one with polka dots and a little bow . 👺
[ minnie responds ── the rat king nods along . ]
mmhm, yes, i see .... she would like a pink dress . one with polka dots and a little bow . 👺
He has… a little wife ? 🥺
[ Evelyn squeals 😭 ]
Would she like a hat ? Or perhaps a little dress ?
[ Evelyn squeals 😭 ]
Would she like a hat ? Or perhaps a little dress ?
ahhh, yes ... mickey would truly enjoy that . 👺
[ the little rat is nodding in agreement ── he runs off for a moment, then comes back with another rat . 💀 . ]
mm .ᐟ yes . and this is his wife, minnie ──
[ 😭 ... ]
[ the little rat is nodding in agreement ── he runs off for a moment, then comes back with another rat . 💀 . ]
mm .ᐟ yes . and this is his wife, minnie ──
[ 😭 ... ]
July 5, 2025 at 4:53 PM
indeed he does . ✨️
[ minnie responds ── the rat king nods along . ]
mmhm, yes, i see .... she would like a pink dress . one with polka dots and a little bow . 👺
[ minnie responds ── the rat king nods along . ]
mmhm, yes, i see .... she would like a pink dress . one with polka dots and a little bow . 👺