Mzungu Fella Carl
@byeelmo.bsky.social
#NAFO
Hamburg, Langley, Mombasa
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Hamburg, Langley, Mombasa
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Optimus robots? - total failure
FSD without LIDAR? - failed
Robotaxi? An illusion
Tesla stock? Up 5%.
Sick world, big bang incoming.
A lot of people will lose their pension.
#tsla #tslaq
FSD without LIDAR? - failed
Robotaxi? An illusion
Tesla stock? Up 5%.
Sick world, big bang incoming.
A lot of people will lose their pension.
#tsla #tslaq
a man in a suit and tie is smiling in a car
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media.tenor.com
October 13, 2025 at 3:36 PM
It's a cult.
Gullible AF.
Gullible AF.
Even if Tesla $TSLA plunged 90% tomorrow, David Giroux, one of the World's Top Fund Managers from T. Rowe Price, still wouldn't buy 🤯
August 26, 2025 at 10:28 AM
It's a cult.
Gullible AF.
Gullible AF.
August 6, 2025 at 6:27 AM
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Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊
August 1, 2025 at 7:21 PM
Orange Monday. Acrylic on canvas. 🍊
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Yahoo Finance - Tesla is reportedly behind on its pledge to build 5,000 Optimus bots this year
Nearly eight months into 2025, and the number of bots Tesla has produced is only in the hundreds, according to two sources. That means Tesla will either need to step it up or push back the deadline.
#1
Nearly eight months into 2025, and the number of bots Tesla has produced is only in the hundreds, according to two sources. That means Tesla will either need to step it up or push back the deadline.
#1
Tesla is reportedly behind on its pledge to build 5,000 Optimus bots this year
Tesla is behind on its goal to produce at least 5,000 Optimus humanoid robots by the end of 2025.
finance.yahoo.com
July 26, 2025 at 7:58 AM
Yahoo Finance - Tesla is reportedly behind on its pledge to build 5,000 Optimus bots this year
Nearly eight months into 2025, and the number of bots Tesla has produced is only in the hundreds, according to two sources. That means Tesla will either need to step it up or push back the deadline.
#1
Nearly eight months into 2025, and the number of bots Tesla has produced is only in the hundreds, according to two sources. That means Tesla will either need to step it up or push back the deadline.
#1
Hey, what are my $TSLA shorts doing??
Elon!
Do something stupid, or cringe,
or both 😄.
Too high for a nice interview?? c'mon...
Thank you in advance, son of a *****.
Elon!
Do something stupid, or cringe,
or both 😄.
Too high for a nice interview?? c'mon...
Thank you in advance, son of a *****.
a man in a red shirt is making a funny face and says " you know you want to "
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media.tenor.com
July 10, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Hey, what are my $TSLA shorts doing??
Elon!
Do something stupid, or cringe,
or both 😄.
Too high for a nice interview?? c'mon...
Thank you in advance, son of a *****.
Elon!
Do something stupid, or cringe,
or both 😄.
Too high for a nice interview?? c'mon...
Thank you in advance, son of a *****.
How is it going, fascist?
Would suggest you take all the special K you got. It might help!
#TSLA #teslatakedown #swasticars
Would suggest you take all the special K you got. It might help!
#TSLA #teslatakedown #swasticars
July 1, 2025 at 3:38 PM
How is it going, fascist?
Would suggest you take all the special K you got. It might help!
#TSLA #teslatakedown #swasticars
Would suggest you take all the special K you got. It might help!
#TSLA #teslatakedown #swasticars
Elon is toast, and I'm smiling.
Short sella, happy fella!
Keep on posting, Cringelon, you can win this. Promise!
#TSLA #teslatakedown #swasticars
Short sella, happy fella!
Keep on posting, Cringelon, you can win this. Promise!
#TSLA #teslatakedown #swasticars
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media.tenor.com
July 1, 2025 at 2:59 PM
Elon is toast, and I'm smiling.
Short sella, happy fella!
Keep on posting, Cringelon, you can win this. Promise!
#TSLA #teslatakedown #swasticars
Short sella, happy fella!
Keep on posting, Cringelon, you can win this. Promise!
#TSLA #teslatakedown #swasticars
And it's gonna work,
It's Merica.
It's Merica.
June 25, 2025 at 3:59 PM
And it's gonna work,
It's Merica.
It's Merica.
Cringelon wanted to overtake Waymo by avoiding LIDAR.
It doesn't work, everyone who told him got fired.
TSLA needs to integrate LIDAR into their software, which will take years, which means Tesla will never make money with robotaxis.
But hey, you guys just gave him $100B for his razzy worthy stunt.
It doesn't work, everyone who told him got fired.
TSLA needs to integrate LIDAR into their software, which will take years, which means Tesla will never make money with robotaxis.
But hey, you guys just gave him $100B for his razzy worthy stunt.
a group of cartoon characters are standing under a cloud with the words epic fail written on the bottom
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media.tenor.com
June 24, 2025 at 7:38 AM
Cringelon wanted to overtake Waymo by avoiding LIDAR.
It doesn't work, everyone who told him got fired.
TSLA needs to integrate LIDAR into their software, which will take years, which means Tesla will never make money with robotaxis.
But hey, you guys just gave him $100B for his razzy worthy stunt.
It doesn't work, everyone who told him got fired.
TSLA needs to integrate LIDAR into their software, which will take years, which means Tesla will never make money with robotaxis.
But hey, you guys just gave him $100B for his razzy worthy stunt.
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DAWN PROJECT: “.. Musk’s ‘robotaxis’ are so pathetic that they require more attention and supervision than an infant. The only thing sabotaging Tesla’s robotaxi is the dangerous, defective and mentally unstable Full Self-Driving AI software running it."
$TSLA
dawnproject.com
$TSLA
dawnproject.com
June 21, 2025 at 9:42 PM
DAWN PROJECT: “.. Musk’s ‘robotaxis’ are so pathetic that they require more attention and supervision than an infant. The only thing sabotaging Tesla’s robotaxi is the dangerous, defective and mentally unstable Full Self-Driving AI software running it."
$TSLA
dawnproject.com
$TSLA
dawnproject.com
Cringelon's robotaxi fake is so obvious, it's hard to believe that his cult is still buying it.
But they do!
Just ten cars, geofenced, supervised. All promises broken.
Again.
But I am sure Optimus will be the trillion dollar business 🤣.
Heil Cringelon!
#tsla #tslaq #teslatakedown
But they do!
Just ten cars, geofenced, supervised. All promises broken.
Again.
But I am sure Optimus will be the trillion dollar business 🤣.
Heil Cringelon!
#tsla #tslaq #teslatakedown
a man is dancing in front of a sign that says shareh
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media.tenor.com
June 23, 2025 at 9:54 AM
Cringelon's robotaxi fake is so obvious, it's hard to believe that his cult is still buying it.
But they do!
Just ten cars, geofenced, supervised. All promises broken.
Again.
But I am sure Optimus will be the trillion dollar business 🤣.
Heil Cringelon!
#tsla #tslaq #teslatakedown
But they do!
Just ten cars, geofenced, supervised. All promises broken.
Again.
But I am sure Optimus will be the trillion dollar business 🤣.
Heil Cringelon!
#tsla #tslaq #teslatakedown
Investors seem to be quite happy with Cringelon's fake robotaxi launch.
What kind of world are we living in??
#tsla #teslaq #telsatakedown
What kind of world are we living in??
#tsla #teslaq #telsatakedown
June 23, 2025 at 6:50 AM
Investors seem to be quite happy with Cringelon's fake robotaxi launch.
What kind of world are we living in??
#tsla #teslaq #telsatakedown
What kind of world are we living in??
#tsla #teslaq #telsatakedown
So Elon is okay again with a pedo-president??
#boycotttesla
#boycotttesla
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media.tenor.com
June 12, 2025 at 6:13 AM
So Elon is okay again with a pedo-president??
#boycotttesla
#boycotttesla
Everything Trump touches dies.
So does Elon.
So does Elon.
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media.tenor.com
June 5, 2025 at 8:29 PM
Everything Trump touches dies.
So does Elon.
So does Elon.
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#GVerse If there's one thing I know about penguins; they really really REEEEEEALLY hate tariffs 👀
#DowJones #LiberationDay
#DowJones #LiberationDay
April 5, 2025 at 12:04 AM
#GVerse If there's one thing I know about penguins; they really really REEEEEEALLY hate tariffs 👀
#DowJones #LiberationDay
#DowJones #LiberationDay
In Kenya president Ruto told HIV infected Kenyans that they won't be supported getting their meds anymore.
It will be a disaster, most of them will die.
Side effect: The US will lose influence, China will step in.
So much winning...
It will be a disaster, most of them will die.
Side effect: The US will lose influence, China will step in.
So much winning...
March 23, 2025 at 3:16 PM
In Kenya president Ruto told HIV infected Kenyans that they won't be supported getting their meds anymore.
It will be a disaster, most of them will die.
Side effect: The US will lose influence, China will step in.
So much winning...
It will be a disaster, most of them will die.
Side effect: The US will lose influence, China will step in.
So much winning...
Fuck the "free speech absolutist"
BREAKING: People are being suspended on X in Turkey for posting videos of these protests against Erdoğan’s corrupt and repressive regime.
Keep sharing everywhere.
Keep sharing everywhere.
March 23, 2025 at 1:01 PM
Fuck the "free speech absolutist"
Still hoping for the best...
March 18, 2025 at 6:13 PM
Still hoping for the best...
Here's something positive!
March 11, 2025 at 5:33 PM
Here's something positive!
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