bwildered2 🚩
@bwildered2.bsky.social
58,203rd Bluesky account. Wary of humans. Flight risk. East Midlands, UK.
“Someday we’ll look back on this and it will all seem funny...”🎶
“Someday we’ll look back on this and it will all seem funny...”🎶
Meantime, in Hollywood an American adult is asked by a TV reporter to identify Greenland. 🇩🇰
January 17, 2026 at 10:53 PM
Meantime, in Hollywood an American adult is asked by a TV reporter to identify Greenland. 🇩🇰
I’m on episode 3 of Harlan Coben’s latest disaster and getting out. The acting is laughable. James Nesbitt it shit, and he’s playing James Nesbitt. The two Police officers are shit. Minnie Driver is shit. Ruth Jones is ridiculously and shit, the kids are shit. I’m furious I’ve wasted over 2 hours.
January 8, 2026 at 10:46 PM
I’m on episode 3 of Harlan Coben’s latest disaster and getting out. The acting is laughable. James Nesbitt it shit, and he’s playing James Nesbitt. The two Police officers are shit. Minnie Driver is shit. Ruth Jones is ridiculously and shit, the kids are shit. I’m furious I’ve wasted over 2 hours.
American electorate. Everything is your fault. Twice FFS.
January 6, 2026 at 5:21 PM
American electorate. Everything is your fault. Twice FFS.
Severe? Let’s overreact.
January 5, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Severe? Let’s overreact.
Just been to see Bryan Cranston in Arthur Millar’s All My Sons at Wyndham’s Theatre. Fabulous. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
We were on the front row, a mere 2 metres from Heisenberg.
We were on the front row, a mere 2 metres from Heisenberg.
January 3, 2026 at 6:26 PM
Just been to see Bryan Cranston in Arthur Millar’s All My Sons at Wyndham’s Theatre. Fabulous. ⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️
We were on the front row, a mere 2 metres from Heisenberg.
We were on the front row, a mere 2 metres from Heisenberg.
NYE was such a thrill. 🕺🏻
We watched Jaws and Jaws 2, moaned about cacophonous (good word) fireworks then went to bed. 🧨
Today, I’m mildly excited for The Traitors at 20:00 followed by The Night Manager at 21:00 (8 o’clock and 9 o’clock in the evening, if you’re American).
Woop.
We watched Jaws and Jaws 2, moaned about cacophonous (good word) fireworks then went to bed. 🧨
Today, I’m mildly excited for The Traitors at 20:00 followed by The Night Manager at 21:00 (8 o’clock and 9 o’clock in the evening, if you’re American).
Woop.
January 1, 2026 at 2:54 PM
NYE was such a thrill. 🕺🏻
We watched Jaws and Jaws 2, moaned about cacophonous (good word) fireworks then went to bed. 🧨
Today, I’m mildly excited for The Traitors at 20:00 followed by The Night Manager at 21:00 (8 o’clock and 9 o’clock in the evening, if you’re American).
Woop.
We watched Jaws and Jaws 2, moaned about cacophonous (good word) fireworks then went to bed. 🧨
Today, I’m mildly excited for The Traitors at 20:00 followed by The Night Manager at 21:00 (8 o’clock and 9 o’clock in the evening, if you’re American).
Woop.
Fireworks should only be set off indoors. 🎆🎇
December 31, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Fireworks should only be set off indoors. 🎆🎇
When a car crash is reported and people on Facebook post “I hope they’re OK” it takes all my mental fortitude to not reply “I always hated him”.
December 31, 2025 at 2:02 PM
When a car crash is reported and people on Facebook post “I hope they’re OK” it takes all my mental fortitude to not reply “I always hated him”.
I just donated £2.50 to Wikipedia simply to get them off my back.
December 31, 2025 at 12:33 PM
I just donated £2.50 to Wikipedia simply to get them off my back.
I’ve been reading about the power ‘outage’ in the Channel Tunnel. I wonder which media moron decided that we should adopt the American term for a power cut.
Fortunately, there is now a power ‘inage’.
Fortunately, there is now a power ‘inage’.
December 31, 2025 at 11:54 AM
I’ve been reading about the power ‘outage’ in the Channel Tunnel. I wonder which media moron decided that we should adopt the American term for a power cut.
Fortunately, there is now a power ‘inage’.
Fortunately, there is now a power ‘inage’.
Remember when, during early/peak Twitter, people you worked with would ask if you were on ‘that Twitter’ and you strenuously lied?
December 29, 2025 at 11:26 PM
Remember when, during early/peak Twitter, people you worked with would ask if you were on ‘that Twitter’ and you strenuously lied?
Another great British innovation.🎄
December 25, 2025 at 2:04 PM
Another great British innovation.🎄
Inconsiderate. Petrol station closed. Christmas ruined.
December 24, 2025 at 9:25 PM
Inconsiderate. Petrol station closed. Christmas ruined.
I no longer eat cheese. Checks spelling - cholesterol.
Those of you that will be consuming it aplenty, I hope you get the runs.
No offence.
Those of you that will be consuming it aplenty, I hope you get the runs.
No offence.
December 24, 2025 at 9:20 PM
I no longer eat cheese. Checks spelling - cholesterol.
Those of you that will be consuming it aplenty, I hope you get the runs.
No offence.
Those of you that will be consuming it aplenty, I hope you get the runs.
No offence.
I’ve had another Evri delivery fail to materialise. I’ve done some research and Evri is expecting to lose 8 million parcels in 2025. That’s 21,918 parcels per day. Absolute runny dog mess of a company.🎄
December 24, 2025 at 7:55 PM
I’ve had another Evri delivery fail to materialise. I’ve done some research and Evri is expecting to lose 8 million parcels in 2025. That’s 21,918 parcels per day. Absolute runny dog mess of a company.🎄
The ghost of Christmas past.
December 22, 2025 at 2:29 PM
The ghost of Christmas past.
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Wombie wrote this about his friends but it is what we all thought of him too. Typical of him to have the perfect words for the occasion.
December 22, 2025 at 1:45 PM
Wombie wrote this about his friends but it is what we all thought of him too. Typical of him to have the perfect words for the occasion.
Reposted by bwildered2 🚩
This is mary
I'm sorry to tell you that Michael died late last night. I was with him.
Thank you all for your support. It's a tremendous help.
I'm sorry to tell you that Michael died late last night. I was with him.
Thank you all for your support. It's a tremendous help.
December 22, 2025 at 9:05 AM
This is mary
I'm sorry to tell you that Michael died late last night. I was with him.
Thank you all for your support. It's a tremendous help.
I'm sorry to tell you that Michael died late last night. I was with him.
Thank you all for your support. It's a tremendous help.
She’d love these. 🎁
December 20, 2025 at 10:24 PM
She’d love these. 🎁
Is this as confusing to you as it is to me?
December 20, 2025 at 10:26 AM
Is this as confusing to you as it is to me?
I’ve seen a few people on here suggesting we oldies are always the ones voting Reform. They won’t know about us fighting this lot, then. Never mind Rock Against Racism.
Fight the good fight, educate yourselves and don’t ever stereotype me. ✊
Fight the good fight, educate yourselves and don’t ever stereotype me. ✊
December 18, 2025 at 8:44 PM
I’ve seen a few people on here suggesting we oldies are always the ones voting Reform. They won’t know about us fighting this lot, then. Never mind Rock Against Racism.
Fight the good fight, educate yourselves and don’t ever stereotype me. ✊
Fight the good fight, educate yourselves and don’t ever stereotype me. ✊
I get 60GB for £10/month. I’m not sure I need more data, tbqhwy.
December 18, 2025 at 8:15 PM
I get 60GB for £10/month. I’m not sure I need more data, tbqhwy.
Ultimate Christmas gift.
An actual One-Horse Open Sleigh with Steam-Bent Wooden Coachwork and Jingle Bells. Built 1800s.
bringatrailer.com/listing/alba... Get bidding. 🎄
An actual One-Horse Open Sleigh with Steam-Bent Wooden Coachwork and Jingle Bells. Built 1800s.
bringatrailer.com/listing/alba... Get bidding. 🎄
December 18, 2025 at 12:17 PM
Ultimate Christmas gift.
An actual One-Horse Open Sleigh with Steam-Bent Wooden Coachwork and Jingle Bells. Built 1800s.
bringatrailer.com/listing/alba... Get bidding. 🎄
An actual One-Horse Open Sleigh with Steam-Bent Wooden Coachwork and Jingle Bells. Built 1800s.
bringatrailer.com/listing/alba... Get bidding. 🎄
Just spent an enjoyable couple of minutes deleting a bunch of voicemails without listening to any of them. ✊
December 18, 2025 at 9:20 AM
Just spent an enjoyable couple of minutes deleting a bunch of voicemails without listening to any of them. ✊