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you're not a little goofball you're a 42 year old shill
December 4, 2025 at 7:52 AM
you're not a little goofball you're a 42 year old shill
i got 10 bathrooms i can shit all day
December 2, 2025 at 7:44 PM
i got 10 bathrooms i can shit all day
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The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
November 10, 2025 at 11:04 PM
The President has 2 settings: diarrhea and asleep
"I sure feel like shit all the time. if only there was a stupid book with just the right combination of erudition and where-the-fuck-did-that-come-from humor for me to read." -millions of dipshits in 2016 and also now probably
December 2, 2025 at 7:42 PM
"I sure feel like shit all the time. if only there was a stupid book with just the right combination of erudition and where-the-fuck-did-that-come-from humor for me to read." -millions of dipshits in 2016 and also now probably
Man that subtle art of not giving a fuck book is one of the lamest things I've ever read. Like go read codependency for dummies and you'll be far better off and it's also less embarrassing to be seen with in public.
December 2, 2025 at 7:40 PM
Man that subtle art of not giving a fuck book is one of the lamest things I've ever read. Like go read codependency for dummies and you'll be far better off and it's also less embarrassing to be seen with in public.
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man michael cole has started speaking and been awkwardly cut off like 5 times tonight wth #wwe #survivorseries
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
man michael cole has started speaking and been awkwardly cut off like 5 times tonight wth #wwe #survivorseries
November 30, 2025 at 2:26 AM
so happy that they're using a classic rock song instead of trap music for the wrestlemania theme. they learned their lesson after hearing fein 1000 times a week #wwe #survivorseries
November 30, 2025 at 2:02 AM
so happy that they're using a classic rock song instead of trap music for the wrestlemania theme. they learned their lesson after hearing fein 1000 times a week #wwe #survivorseries
holy hell i did not realize they were doing this at a stadium venue tonight #wwe #wargames #survivorseries
November 30, 2025 at 12:10 AM
holy hell i did not realize they were doing this at a stadium venue tonight #wwe #wargames #survivorseries
cody rhodes crying and screaming because after years of wearing the corniest 3-piece suits dirty dom casually out-dressed him in a single 5-second walk-in clip #wwe #survivorseries #wargames
November 30, 2025 at 12:08 AM
cody rhodes crying and screaming because after years of wearing the corniest 3-piece suits dirty dom casually out-dressed him in a single 5-second walk-in clip #wwe #survivorseries #wargames
dirty dom looked fresh as fuck in that suit. #wwe #survivorseries
November 30, 2025 at 12:04 AM
dirty dom looked fresh as fuck in that suit. #wwe #survivorseries
Becky Lynch has been doing the greatest trump impression of all time for the past 6 months #wwe #survivorseries #wwewargames #wargames
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
Becky Lynch has been doing the greatest trump impression of all time for the past 6 months #wwe #survivorseries #wwewargames #wargames
November 18, 2025 at 3:09 AM
as you can see by my Goon CV, my experience is extensive. i am versed in PMV, i have held 5 wank battling championships, and I manage a boutique goon cave design firm part time.
November 9, 2025 at 1:05 AM
as you can see by my Goon CV, my experience is extensive. i am versed in PMV, i have held 5 wank battling championships, and I manage a boutique goon cave design firm part time.
too long of story for post
November 7, 2025 at 6:35 PM
too long of story for post
a little something for election season.... #soldanoforgovernor #puremichigan
November 7, 2025 at 6:24 PM
a little something for election season.... #soldanoforgovernor #puremichigan
i know he's not on this show but im all set on aleister black. i dont need that shit "ooh i sit down cross-legged and i whisper and squint" okay whatever #wweraw
September 30, 2025 at 12:07 AM
i know he's not on this show but im all set on aleister black. i dont need that shit "ooh i sit down cross-legged and i whisper and squint" okay whatever #wweraw
i guess long term storytelling means just do the most obvious thing and keep doing it every week and then right when people think they know what to expect...you do exactly that thing 💤 #wweraw
September 30, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i guess long term storytelling means just do the most obvious thing and keep doing it every week and then right when people think they know what to expect...you do exactly that thing 💤 #wweraw
interesting intersection of guy types @murderxbryan.bsky.social
September 29, 2025 at 3:19 PM
interesting intersection of guy types @murderxbryan.bsky.social
if i'm not exercising, getting too hot in the morning makes me feel so physically ill. like i just wanna go home and call the whole day off. try again later. disgusting.
September 29, 2025 at 1:45 PM
if i'm not exercising, getting too hot in the morning makes me feel so physically ill. like i just wanna go home and call the whole day off. try again later. disgusting.