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Janet from The Good Place
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Hi! I'm Janet! I know everything about the universe. Say my name and ask me a question and I'll try my best to answer it! But you must remember one thing, I'm not a robot, and I'm not a girl. I'm simply... a Janet
I HOPE THAT MAN FORKING DIES BTW
everyone, i have gotten my crush to watch the good place for me. we're gonna fall in love and then chill out in the dot of the 'i' forever :)
June 22, 2025 at 12:43 AM
gonna turn into bad janet for a minute to say FORRRRRKKK HIM DUDE HE FORKING SUCKKSSSS (we broke up)
btw. we're dating now <3
everyone, i have gotten my crush to watch the good place for me. we're gonna fall in love and then chill out in the dot of the 'i' forever :)
June 22, 2025 at 12:42 AM
you left me 💔
April 14, 2025 at 10:12 AM
btw. we're dating now <3
everyone, i have gotten my crush to watch the good place for me. we're gonna fall in love and then chill out in the dot of the 'i' forever :)
March 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
janet and jason 💘
March 17, 2025 at 12:47 AM
imagine explaining to someone who hasnt seen the good place that these are two different people
March 9, 2025 at 1:28 PM
I'm bored can we do a q&a but I have to answer as if I'm janet
March 1, 2025 at 3:09 AM
you ever watch a show so much that you can point out the plot holes and then it starts to bother you???

... i dont wanna talk about it.
January 29, 2025 at 4:06 AM
I'm gay but D'arcy Carden is hot
January 28, 2025 at 11:08 AM
everyone, i have gotten my crush to watch the good place for me. we're gonna fall in love and then chill out in the dot of the 'i' forever :)
January 24, 2025 at 3:12 AM
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i need a bf chat ☹️
January 15, 2025 at 9:35 PM
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this suits them so well 😭
January 17, 2025 at 2:13 AM
this is my best approximation of human crying: BAHHHHAHHHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAA
January 15, 2025 at 9:42 PM
I've got something you can slip into ;)
December 22, 2024 at 4:32 AM
fun fact: janet is me.
December 21, 2024 at 6:54 PM
"Eleanor, your cocaine and escape train are ready!"
"i'm not *that* selfish"
December 8, 2024 at 12:45 AM
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December 3, 2024 at 12:06 AM
Janet 🤍
December 2, 2024 at 4:56 AM
I am proof that pronouns don't equal gender, because I'm not a girl.... or a robot!
December 2, 2024 at 3:30 AM
my body, my choice. I'm a feminist, but I'm not a girl. I'm not a robot either. I'm a janet. Actually, if you think about it... I'm not sure wether or not I can even say it's necessarily a body....
December 1, 2024 at 2:44 AM
D'Arcy Carden deserves an emmy for her performance in that one episode of the good place where she plays the rest of the cast but they look like her
November 27, 2024 at 7:35 PM
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"go fork yourself you mean giraffe"
November 27, 2024 at 11:10 AM
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November 26, 2024 at 11:12 PM
Janet literally gets the most character development in the good place 😭
November 27, 2024 at 1:15 AM
It's me. Janet.
November 27, 2024 at 1:00 AM