Stuart
@buscemian.bsky.social
Three things can be in tatters: hopes, flags and arseholes. And I’ve done them all.
Anyone for three ways with strawberries for Valentine’s?
January 29, 2026 at 7:01 PM
Anyone for three ways with strawberries for Valentine’s?
When was the last time I ate a Scotch egg decently? Reasonably-sized mouthfuls, at a civilised pace that doesn’t cause immediate discomfort? I don’t know, but today was not that day.
November 14, 2025 at 12:25 PM
When was the last time I ate a Scotch egg decently? Reasonably-sized mouthfuls, at a civilised pace that doesn’t cause immediate discomfort? I don’t know, but today was not that day.
I hate the AI descriptions on EBay. Here’s one for a Dege and Skinner shirt - Dege and Skinner being Savile Row tailors of really extraordinarily high quality indeed. The best it can do is imply the size makes you look good and list the fucking seasons.
October 24, 2025 at 8:49 PM
I hate the AI descriptions on EBay. Here’s one for a Dege and Skinner shirt - Dege and Skinner being Savile Row tailors of really extraordinarily high quality indeed. The best it can do is imply the size makes you look good and list the fucking seasons.
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I for one did not see this coming
October 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
I for one did not see this coming
This feels very much like a setup by Interpol to snaffle the Raffles who took the French crown jewels.
One of only six privately owned Fabergé Eggs will be on public display for a few days next month, ahead of a sale expected to see it sold for at least £20 million.
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/fab...
www.ianvisits.co.uk/articles/fab...
Fabergé’s legendary Winter Egg to go on public display in London before £20 million auction
One of only six privately owned Fabergé Eggs will be on public display for a few days next month, ahead of a sale expected to see it sold for at least £20 million.
www.ianvisits.co.uk
October 22, 2025 at 4:23 PM
This feels very much like a setup by Interpol to snaffle the Raffles who took the French crown jewels.
Taking out the empties in a Waitrose re-usable
August 23, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Taking out the empties in a Waitrose re-usable
I’ve always suspected this, and always - probably naively - hoped that they’ll go easy on me as a result
Mot tester here. If you leave loose change under your car seat, then we'll take it. 20p, 50p & £1 coins, never notes though. If you didn't know it was there, you'll never miss it. Pays for butty vans & dinners during the week. Cheers
August 2, 2025 at 12:03 AM
I’ve always suspected this, and always - probably naively - hoped that they’ll go easy on me as a result
Apple suddenly and inexplicably cancelled my account earlier this year. It was reinstated a couple of days later - just a glitch I guess - but it was a useful reminder to save photos etc elsewhere because their power is pretty much absolute otherwise
A question people should ask themselves, but rarely do: What would you do if, tomorrow, Google, Apple, Microsoft, Dropbox, and every other cloud provider you use closed your account without warning? Then maybe spend some of today safeguarding against that eventuality.
July 28, 2025 at 12:21 PM
Apple suddenly and inexplicably cancelled my account earlier this year. It was reinstated a couple of days later - just a glitch I guess - but it was a useful reminder to save photos etc elsewhere because their power is pretty much absolute otherwise
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This *has* to be the worst rendition of Baker Street I've ever heard.
July 23, 2025 at 5:22 PM
This *has* to be the worst rendition of Baker Street I've ever heard.
“Do you mind?” Causes such shame I think.
What’s the nicest way to tell someone to go fuck themself?
I’m from Jersey, so I generally don’t give a fuck about being nice.
But I am curios.
I’m from Jersey, so I generally don’t give a fuck about being nice.
But I am curios.
December 3, 2024 at 6:56 PM
“Do you mind?” Causes such shame I think.
Wonder what comfort food Gregg Wallace eats.
December 3, 2024 at 6:53 PM
Wonder what comfort food Gregg Wallace eats.
This is what Fesshole was made for.
I'm a quite a well known TV actor and have been doing it for over 20 years. When you act on TV, as part of your costume the wardrobe dept also provide a pair of socks. I instantly put the socks in my bag and wear my own. Not bought a pair for years.
November 28, 2024 at 11:52 PM
This is what Fesshole was made for.
Heard someone say “I shit you not” today. First time in ages. More please.
November 27, 2024 at 5:49 PM
Heard someone say “I shit you not” today. First time in ages. More please.
Greatly enjoyed carrying two life-sized model toilets home from Beavers tonight. Really learned about World Toilet Day.
November 19, 2024 at 8:01 PM
Greatly enjoyed carrying two life-sized model toilets home from Beavers tonight. Really learned about World Toilet Day.
Presumably it’s the bishop with the highest raised eyebrow who gets the nod next.
November 12, 2024 at 5:22 PM
Presumably it’s the bishop with the highest raised eyebrow who gets the nod next.
Perthshire was absolutely beautiful this morning. My foremost ‘why isn’t this place more popular’ region.
November 12, 2024 at 10:55 AM
Perthshire was absolutely beautiful this morning. My foremost ‘why isn’t this place more popular’ region.