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borito
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I make drinks
Having a former heroin addict tell you that you should quit weed is something I needed to experience, but I didn’t know until it happened
April 12, 2025 at 4:32 AM
They called it The Great War before a second one happened. I wonder what we will rename The Great Depression.
March 6, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Ones greatest defence in the face of tyranny is a life, lived.
March 6, 2025 at 6:35 AM
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Caps lock is a useless key and gets way more keyboard space than it deserves
March 5, 2025 at 6:24 PM
It’s weird to be on an app that doesn’t feed me exclusively right wing propaganda
February 23, 2025 at 3:40 AM
It’s me
In the lab trying to invent new guys but I keep coming up with the same white dude with ponytail who listens to world music
February 14, 2025 at 3:00 PM
It’s hard not to be arrogant when you know you just made her giggle into her phone
February 12, 2025 at 1:33 PM
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Doechii joins Ms. Lauryn Hill and Cardi B as the only female rappers in history to win Best Rap Album at the #GRAMMYs.
February 3, 2025 at 3:57 AM
Doechii, noname, simz, sampa and many more. They are the soundtrack to my last six months
Doechii on receiving praise from Kendrick Lamar GRAMMYs:

“Kendrick is literally one of the greatest rappers alive and so that co-sign meant everything to me and I’m very excited.”
February 3, 2025 at 6:29 AM
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Doechii on receiving praise from Kendrick Lamar GRAMMYs:

“Kendrick is literally one of the greatest rappers alive and so that co-sign meant everything to me and I’m very excited.”
February 3, 2025 at 6:21 AM
One thing about being 28 is, when you take a break from drinking, your liver retires and you are on your own
February 3, 2025 at 6:28 AM
Nothing like crashing another bar’s staff party
February 3, 2025 at 6:25 AM
Last night I was trying to read my book at the bar and this Middle Aged couple in an open relationship kept talking to me
February 3, 2025 at 6:24 AM
Most interesting part of the trade war is the media saying to support Canadian brands and then immediately shilling for Loblaw’s
February 2, 2025 at 5:32 PM
Black Monday incoming?
February 2, 2025 at 5:31 PM
Idk why but my mind is always filled with this type of nonsense
January 29, 2025 at 5:51 PM
No thoughts, just Ms. Casey
January 28, 2025 at 11:45 PM
I love my workplace
January 28, 2025 at 11:44 PM
I’m making the switch from the bird app finally. It’s just too far gone
January 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM