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Burnturtle
@burnturtle.bsky.social
Irish, Chef, Graphic Designer, DJ, Music producer, Illustrator, Photographer, Introvert, Chelsea FC, Dogs, Excellent spotter of Bots..
Was never into boybands and certainly not Westlife but I never hated most of what they did either. I've got to say Westlife's new single is absolutely dreadful. #westlife #music
November 8, 2025 at 1:35 PM
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Great lesson here!!
November 5, 2025 at 11:32 PM
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Remember to set your clocks back one hour tonight, unless of course you wanted Maria Steen to be president, in that case set them back to 1952.

#PresidentialElection #Aras25
October 25, 2025 at 9:21 AM
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So despite knowing full well that Connolly had to take the clients assigned to her as a barrister and trailing massively in the polls, Humphries doubles down with an attack in the Sindo.
What an awful, petty, snide person she is - completely unfit to be Ireland's president.
#SpeirGorm #Aras25
October 19, 2025 at 8:28 AM
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Heather, screaming: "SHE defended BANKS and LANDLORDS in COURT!"

The plain people of Ireland, whispering: "Heather, you defended them in the Dáil"
October 19, 2025 at 1:03 PM
History Teacher in 2105: Now kids, during the attempted fascist overtake of the U.S. in 2025, what ultimately brought them down and prevented the takeover

Kids: Frogs together Strong
October 18, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Is it just me with the video and Audio being completely out of Sync on every @bsky.app video or is everyone experiencing it?

#Bluesky #Video #Audio
October 18, 2025 at 2:22 PM
I actually feel sorry for Ange, seems like a nice guy.. terrible manager but nice bloke.
October 18, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Marinakis going to get everything he deserves this season. Insane getting rid of a top manager like Nuno because of your ego.

#nottsforest #football #premierleague
October 18, 2025 at 1:16 PM
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In the year 2030, this tin of Quality Street is £25, and a curly wurly can only be viewed under a microscope. Prime Minister Nigel Farage has sold the NHS to Burger King, which has shut down the medical bit and is focusing on the cafe by the front door. Bananas are only available on the black market
October 18, 2025 at 10:40 AM
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OXNARD, CA: Trump’s ICE goons ram into a citizen’s car, arrest him… and claim he rammed into them.

Whaddya know — Video shows they lied.

More: www.yahoo.com/news/article...
October 17, 2025 at 2:52 PM
That was harsh.. 😭😭😭
October 11, 2025 at 8:45 PM
Where the hell did they get 7 minutes from??
October 11, 2025 at 8:35 PM
So, Donald Trumps doctor reckons his heart is 14 years younger than his actual age. This should please Trump as he does seem to like them younger..
October 11, 2025 at 7:01 PM
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October 11, 2025 at 7:15 AM
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It just feels weird to be on the other side of this.

The United States builds military facilities in YOUR country. Your county doesn't build military facilities in United States territory.
October 10, 2025 at 3:59 PM
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This reminds me of that time Harold Shipman was snubbed for Physiology/Medicine.
October 10, 2025 at 12:28 PM
I once catered Antifa's office Christmas Party..
October 10, 2025 at 2:46 PM
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Too funny not to share
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
October 9, 2025 at 12:35 PM
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Guys, every person you see on Fox News in a mask is just Robert O'Neill, retired Navy Seal and occasional Fox News contributor. He's the former Antifa, former Gazan, former gang member. His eyes are very unique.
October 6, 2025 at 10:23 PM
Why hasn't Trump deployed the national guard to Farmingdale, New York yet?? There's Americans being murdered left right and center there.. #RyderCup
September 28, 2025 at 7:39 PM