jurídico rammstein
banner
bunnylake.bsky.social
jurídico rammstein
@bunnylake.bsky.social
alô quem fala
Reposted by jurídico rammstein
I don't have daddy issues. I have daddy opportunities
January 23, 2026 at 9:47 PM
criando outro mundo no stardew valley p casar com o harvey DE NOVO
January 23, 2026 at 8:48 PM
Reposted by jurídico rammstein
um grupo de fãs simplesmente vão lançar um streaming gratuito dedicado a todas as obras relacionado a Scooby-Doo!
o nome do SIte se chama Scooby+.
January 22, 2026 at 6:30 PM
Reposted by jurídico rammstein
parça mano e amiga são gênero neutro
January 21, 2026 at 2:51 PM
Reposted by jurídico rammstein
Gaming doesn’t count as screen time. Gaming is books. Unless it’s on your phone - that is screen time. Movies are books unless they are Marvel, who produce screen time. Television is screen time.
January 20, 2026 at 9:54 PM
Reposted by jurídico rammstein
Homem é muito bom lamento
January 21, 2026 at 12:14 PM
gente tava pensando aqui
no ano novo tem a supersticao da calcinha colorida né
daí tipo assim a que vale é a que tiver encostada no priquito? ou se se eu tiver vestindo tá valendo? se eu usar 10 calcinhas ao mesmo tempo todas de cores diferentes vale as 10?
January 21, 2026 at 4:35 AM
eu acho que buceta deveria ser escrito busceta
January 19, 2026 at 4:09 PM
Reposted by jurídico rammstein
🙏 amém 🙏
January 12, 2026 at 12:51 AM
Reposted by jurídico rammstein
January 7, 2026 at 2:31 PM
Reposted by jurídico rammstein
Take adjacente: neurotípico flerta igual maníaco

genuinamente é um ritual de acasalamento tão incompreensível você dar n pistas misteriosas de interpretação dúbia como demonstração de interesse (e ainda cobrar que tais rituais misteriosos e ocultos sejam compreendidos)

tipo puta merda morra
Flertar sendo autista é tipo

você quer me beijar sim ou não
January 7, 2026 at 5:20 PM
Reposted by jurídico rammstein
Fun fact: the US has been at continual war since 1945 and *not a single one of these wars*, from the Korean War to Vietnam to Iraq to Iraq again, was ever declared war by Congress.

The last time the US Congress declared war was 1942. 83 years ago.
A lot of people are talking about whether Trump is going to go to war with Iran but not enough people are talking about the fact that Trump has no legal authority to do so without Congressional authorization
June 18, 2025 at 10:19 PM
hj eh eu, meu carregador portátil e meu short beiracu contra o mundo
January 3, 2026 at 7:22 PM
Reposted by jurídico rammstein
The United States is a rogue actor throwing the world into disarray. It hosts war criminal Netanyahu, sanctions ICC and European officials, launches strikes around the world, and now kidnaps foreign leaders.

Western allies need to stop it if they truly believe in human rights and international law.
January 3, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Reposted by jurídico rammstein
it’s past midnight happy bob animal crossing day
January 1, 2026 at 5:59 AM
Reposted by jurídico rammstein
“Oi, sou o sorteador da Mega Sena. O treco de girar as bolas enguiçou, pode fazer um Pix de 50 reais pra comprar um WD-40 pra lubrificar a máquina e fazer o sorteio?”
January 1, 2026 at 1:59 AM
Reposted by jurídico rammstein
December 26, 2025 at 8:57 PM
gostaria mto de adotar uma criança vitoriana, dar suplemento de ferro e vitamina b12 p ela, levar ela pra ver avatar no cinema, ensinar ela a ler escrever e andar de patins
December 27, 2025 at 4:45 AM
Reposted by jurídico rammstein
December 23, 2025 at 1:44 AM
atravessando o vale da sombra da morte (fazendo compra no atacadao
December 18, 2025 at 2:53 PM
indo pra um bar na chuva ver jogo do Corinthians realmente dick has taken me places I wouldn't even go with a gun
December 17, 2025 at 10:41 PM
eu sou a sydney sweeney do bem
December 13, 2025 at 2:11 AM
superstição de ano novo quase mata jovem com toc
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
começou o pior período do ano (todo mundo enchendo o saco com qual cor pode ou não usar no ano novo
December 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
passando pela ansia de ter e o tédio de possuir (quero chegar num cara
December 8, 2025 at 5:13 PM