Simcoe
@bunnyhops.bsky.social
38 | he/him | gay | bunny | furry writer | 🔞
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banner by NatashaKot on FA
pfp by @setrael.bsky.social
banner by NatashaKot on FA
If the singular of "dice" is "die", why isn't the singular of "mice" "mie"?
November 3, 2025 at 11:57 AM
If the singular of "dice" is "die", why isn't the singular of "mice" "mie"?
I made werewolf and kitty cat jack-o-lanterns!
October 26, 2025 at 10:09 AM
I made werewolf and kitty cat jack-o-lanterns!
Me: "Fuck, life has just been so much lately, I could really use a vacation."
Life: "How about major and potentially life-altering surgery instead!?"
Fuck
Life: "How about major and potentially life-altering surgery instead!?"
Fuck
October 19, 2025 at 8:20 PM
Me: "Fuck, life has just been so much lately, I could really use a vacation."
Life: "How about major and potentially life-altering surgery instead!?"
Fuck
Life: "How about major and potentially life-altering surgery instead!?"
Fuck
Last month was expensive, so I was hoping I could save some money this month. Life: "Here're expensive homeowner and medical bills you weren't planning for, have a nice day."
October 10, 2025 at 11:38 AM
Last month was expensive, so I was hoping I could save some money this month. Life: "Here're expensive homeowner and medical bills you weren't planning for, have a nice day."
My friend's cat died recently, and I wanted to paint her for him. Not trusting my artistic skills, I went with something that wasn't just her. Ended up being my best painting yet! I can't wait to give it to him when I see him in a few weeks.
Acrylic 10"x20"
Acrylic 10"x20"
September 29, 2025 at 9:48 PM
My friend's cat died recently, and I wanted to paint her for him. Not trusting my artistic skills, I went with something that wasn't just her. Ended up being my best painting yet! I can't wait to give it to him when I see him in a few weeks.
Acrylic 10"x20"
Acrylic 10"x20"
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September 23, 2025 at 4:08 PM
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"Fascinus"
8x10 Acrylic, spray paint, and marker on canvas
I hear you asking, "Is that an erect penis with wings and hooves, with a big ol' hard cock, and a tail that's also a dick? Why is it cumming?"
It's not just a giant flying penis with an erect penis and a penis tail, it's a fascinus! (1/3)
8x10 Acrylic, spray paint, and marker on canvas
I hear you asking, "Is that an erect penis with wings and hooves, with a big ol' hard cock, and a tail that's also a dick? Why is it cumming?"
It's not just a giant flying penis with an erect penis and a penis tail, it's a fascinus! (1/3)
September 19, 2025 at 11:28 AM
"Fascinus"
8x10 Acrylic, spray paint, and marker on canvas
I hear you asking, "Is that an erect penis with wings and hooves, with a big ol' hard cock, and a tail that's also a dick? Why is it cumming?"
It's not just a giant flying penis with an erect penis and a penis tail, it's a fascinus! (1/3)
8x10 Acrylic, spray paint, and marker on canvas
I hear you asking, "Is that an erect penis with wings and hooves, with a big ol' hard cock, and a tail that's also a dick? Why is it cumming?"
It's not just a giant flying penis with an erect penis and a penis tail, it's a fascinus! (1/3)
Another green bnuuy spotted spotted in the wild! *squee!*
September 12, 2025 at 1:51 PM
Another green bnuuy spotted spotted in the wild! *squee!*
"Three-Eighths"
8"x10" acrylic on canvas
Inspired by my attempt at fixing my toilet.
The whole story over on FA
www.furaffinity.net/view/62212424/
8"x10" acrylic on canvas
Inspired by my attempt at fixing my toilet.
The whole story over on FA
www.furaffinity.net/view/62212424/
September 8, 2025 at 2:14 PM
"Three-Eighths"
8"x10" acrylic on canvas
Inspired by my attempt at fixing my toilet.
The whole story over on FA
www.furaffinity.net/view/62212424/
8"x10" acrylic on canvas
Inspired by my attempt at fixing my toilet.
The whole story over on FA
www.furaffinity.net/view/62212424/
Which one of you wonderful creatures drew this label?
September 7, 2025 at 4:21 PM
Which one of you wonderful creatures drew this label?
Mushroom update: made pasta
August 25, 2025 at 11:58 PM
Mushroom update: made pasta
If videogames taught me anything, this mushroom is a key main-story item
August 24, 2025 at 8:10 PM
If videogames taught me anything, this mushroom is a key main-story item
Simcoe's insect update: 0 monarch caterpillars, 1 milkweed tiger moth caterpillar, 4 swallowtail caterpillars
August 9, 2025 at 5:24 PM
Simcoe's insect update: 0 monarch caterpillars, 1 milkweed tiger moth caterpillar, 4 swallowtail caterpillars
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sacrificial beast 🌭
August 8, 2025 at 5:43 AM
sacrificial beast 🌭
Goddammit, so close to solving today's Wordle in 2!
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August 7, 2025 at 9:37 AM
Goddammit, so close to solving today's Wordle in 2!
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Sigourney Weaver eating a hot dog in Los Angeles, 1983.
Photograph by Douglas Kirkland.
Photograph by Douglas Kirkland.
August 2, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sigourney Weaver eating a hot dog in Los Angeles, 1983.
Photograph by Douglas Kirkland.
Photograph by Douglas Kirkland.
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some rough notes on how I draw rabbits/hares 🐇
August 4, 2025 at 3:08 AM
some rough notes on how I draw rabbits/hares 🐇
I wolfed down my lunch while working at my desk so I could go for lunchtime walkies. But it was hot outside so now I'm back from walkies, at my desk, sweating through my business-human costume.
July 24, 2025 at 4:58 PM
I wolfed down my lunch while working at my desk so I could go for lunchtime walkies. But it was hot outside so now I'm back from walkies, at my desk, sweating through my business-human costume.
Last time I went to Target they only had 1 of the 5 things I went for. There were no cashiers, just self-checkout. One SCO was OOO and two were just for Shipt orders. 2 workers at the door checking receipts tho. Later that week they ended DEI. Higher prices aren't going to get me to return.
Target to End Price-Matching Policy Amid Business Challenges
Some customers have lamented the decision, which is reportedly due to take effect on July 28.
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July 22, 2025 at 4:13 PM
Last time I went to Target they only had 1 of the 5 things I went for. There were no cashiers, just self-checkout. One SCO was OOO and two were just for Shipt orders. 2 workers at the door checking receipts tho. Later that week they ended DEI. Higher prices aren't going to get me to return.
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ART RAFFLE hehehe
rules:
✅follow
❤️like
🔁repost
🖼️send your sfw oc ref!
ENDS at 12 am on July 20th (UTC+08.00) and ONE winner will be picked
aaand once youre chosen as a winner you can request which art style from the two examples below would you choose for your raffle prize drawing! goodluck!
rules:
✅follow
❤️like
🔁repost
🖼️send your sfw oc ref!
ENDS at 12 am on July 20th (UTC+08.00) and ONE winner will be picked
aaand once youre chosen as a winner you can request which art style from the two examples below would you choose for your raffle prize drawing! goodluck!
June 11, 2025 at 6:28 AM
ART RAFFLE hehehe
rules:
✅follow
❤️like
🔁repost
🖼️send your sfw oc ref!
ENDS at 12 am on July 20th (UTC+08.00) and ONE winner will be picked
aaand once youre chosen as a winner you can request which art style from the two examples below would you choose for your raffle prize drawing! goodluck!
rules:
✅follow
❤️like
🔁repost
🖼️send your sfw oc ref!
ENDS at 12 am on July 20th (UTC+08.00) and ONE winner will be picked
aaand once youre chosen as a winner you can request which art style from the two examples below would you choose for your raffle prize drawing! goodluck!