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Happy Valentines Day to all of my enemies x
February 14, 2025 at 11:20 AM
watching traitors instead of the super bowl
February 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA EAT SHIT LIVERPOOL
February 9, 2025 at 5:00 PM
about to get dinner with someone I met online 10 minutes ago bc I couldn’t decide what to doordash and he was in the same predicament also. (clearly still adjusting to not having roommates)
January 31, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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Not as good as Leyton Orient.
January 26, 2025 at 12:01 AM
@grovejoel.bsky.social I feel like you have the power to do this but can you replace the outro music with whatever Barry chill club mix played on today’s pod from here on out? Intro can stay the same
January 22, 2025 at 11:29 PM
not southampton being reduced to farting around 😭😭
January 19, 2025 at 3:03 PM
friday vibes
January 17, 2025 at 2:16 PM
alas
Tamworth should have won this tie in the last minute of stoppage time and now I’m scareddddd spurs will punish in et
January 12, 2025 at 3:08 PM
Tamworth should have won this tie in the last minute of stoppage time and now I’m scareddddd spurs will punish in et
January 12, 2025 at 2:33 PM
I’m sure spurs will spurs it and score 7 in the final ten minutes but tamworth hold on bby 🥺
January 12, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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If you haven’t spent some of your footballing career on your tallest teammates shoulders fixing the netting, have you truly played the game 😅.

Welcome to the non league grassroots world 🙏🏽
January 12, 2025 at 1:38 PM
my new years resolution is for at least one of the promoted teams to not get relegated…but also when has a new years resolution ever worked out for me 😭
January 5, 2025 at 5:14 PM
@mattlemay.com watching looney tunes to understand what duck season rabbit season is was not a side effect I expected from your book, but thoroughly enjoyed
January 4, 2025 at 11:45 AM
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This is the least Friday feeling ever.
January 3, 2025 at 10:59 AM
idk why but I feel like he has such a goalkeeper name
January 2, 2025 at 8:25 PM
thank you NEXT (strong emphasis on the next)
December 31, 2024 at 3:12 AM
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Hope we still dance like we're fallin' in love
Hope we still drink like we're back in the pub
Hope we grow old, but we never grow up
December 29, 2024 at 6:15 PM
I don’t want to be in a polyamorous relationship, but I DO want to be in a polyGLamorous relationship ✨
December 29, 2024 at 1:15 PM
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Me: why am I so tired?

*remembers everything that happened in 2024*

Me: oh yeah.
December 27, 2024 at 6:50 PM
for some reason I just assumed players would wear team branded underwear but I guess not
not foden trying to pants that poor man
December 26, 2024 at 2:48 PM
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Maybe not the funniest thing.

Still pretty fucking funny.
Everton have the opportunity to do the funniest thing ever.
December 26, 2024 at 2:20 PM
not foden trying to pants that poor man
December 26, 2024 at 2:23 PM
does anyone know if the screen border around a football pitch that show random gambling ads, among other things, has a name? my mom is asking
December 26, 2024 at 2:15 PM
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December 25, 2024 at 7:11 PM