Bulwark
@bulwark.bsky.social
Minotaur. Shadowrunner. Johnson. Fixer. Curmudgeon. GM.
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#Shadowrun #TTRPG #Nogoodnik
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#Shadowrun #TTRPG #Nogoodnik
Been away for a while, and I'm still chuckling that I'm constantly being confused for a news outlet.
October 20, 2025 at 4:14 AM
Been away for a while, and I'm still chuckling that I'm constantly being confused for a news outlet.
I haven't felt this called out in years...
January 11, 2025 at 9:26 PM
I haven't felt this called out in years...
Eldest was trying to get love from Toes the pup but was getting ignored.
"what am I chopped liver?!"
Me: "If you were chopped liver she'd be licking the hell out of you."
Eldest:
"what am I chopped liver?!"
Me: "If you were chopped liver she'd be licking the hell out of you."
Eldest:
a woman is looking out a window with a green sign on it
ALT: a woman is looking out a window with a green sign on it
media.tenor.com
January 1, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Eldest was trying to get love from Toes the pup but was getting ignored.
"what am I chopped liver?!"
Me: "If you were chopped liver she'd be licking the hell out of you."
Eldest:
"what am I chopped liver?!"
Me: "If you were chopped liver she'd be licking the hell out of you."
Eldest:
Rando: "Keep the Christ in Christmas!"
Me: "I would, but it keeps slipping out with all the lube."
Me: "I would, but it keeps slipping out with all the lube."
December 25, 2024 at 11:01 PM
Rando: "Keep the Christ in Christmas!"
Me: "I would, but it keeps slipping out with all the lube."
Me: "I would, but it keeps slipping out with all the lube."
Nothing reeks of despiration more than a grocery store on Christmas day.
December 25, 2024 at 10:50 PM
Nothing reeks of despiration more than a grocery store on Christmas day.
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Artist moots! Quote this with YOUR favorite art that you've ever drawn
Let's start a train!
Let's start a train!
December 17, 2024 at 9:25 PM
Artist moots! Quote this with YOUR favorite art that you've ever drawn
Let's start a train!
Let's start a train!
Shut the fuck up.
i’m gonna just watch this at least once a day and i recommend everyone do the same
December 16, 2024 at 9:03 PM
Shut the fuck up.
I think every military wartime veteran has said this at some point.
December 16, 2024 at 9:36 AM
I think every military wartime veteran has said this at some point.
Apparently using 'reverse psychology' to encourage a client to perform the actions they're currently using to rebel against the rules at work isn't a 'good idea'.
I just want to watch the damn client's brain explode when we TELL them to do something that he WANTS to do,
I just want to watch the damn client's brain explode when we TELL them to do something that he WANTS to do,
December 15, 2024 at 9:56 AM
Apparently using 'reverse psychology' to encourage a client to perform the actions they're currently using to rebel against the rules at work isn't a 'good idea'.
I just want to watch the damn client's brain explode when we TELL them to do something that he WANTS to do,
I just want to watch the damn client's brain explode when we TELL them to do something that he WANTS to do,
If you're looking into getting into the Cyberpunk genre of TTRPGs the Cyberpunk Red bundle on Humble is looking pretty great.
Cyberpunk 2020 was my first foray into the genre. Gods I loved it so much.
www.humblebundle.com/books/cyberp...
Cyberpunk 2020 was my first foray into the genre. Gods I loved it so much.
www.humblebundle.com/books/cyberp...
Humble RPG Bundle: Cyberpunk RED 2024 by R. Talsorian Games Encore
Calling all runners! Dive into the Cyberpunk RPG with this stacked bundle, including the exclusive Interface RED Vol 3 sourcebook! Your purchase helps charity.
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December 8, 2024 at 9:45 PM
If you're looking into getting into the Cyberpunk genre of TTRPGs the Cyberpunk Red bundle on Humble is looking pretty great.
Cyberpunk 2020 was my first foray into the genre. Gods I loved it so much.
www.humblebundle.com/books/cyberp...
Cyberpunk 2020 was my first foray into the genre. Gods I loved it so much.
www.humblebundle.com/books/cyberp...
Called in sick yesterday. Going into work today even though I don't feel any better because my coworkers are going to be short-staffed more than usual if I don't.
thor says " because that 's what heroes do " in a movie scene
ALT: thor says " because that 's what heroes do " in a movie scene
media.tenor.com
December 7, 2024 at 9:14 PM
Called in sick yesterday. Going into work today even though I don't feel any better because my coworkers are going to be short-staffed more than usual if I don't.
I've been told my promotion to Shift Supervisor is everywhere but on paper; it's guaranteed.
Friends, unless it is signed and in front of you, NOTHING is guaranteed- and even if it is its suspect.
Friends, unless it is signed and in front of you, NOTHING is guaranteed- and even if it is its suspect.
November 27, 2024 at 8:35 PM
I've been told my promotion to Shift Supervisor is everywhere but on paper; it's guaranteed.
Friends, unless it is signed and in front of you, NOTHING is guaranteed- and even if it is its suspect.
Friends, unless it is signed and in front of you, NOTHING is guaranteed- and even if it is its suspect.
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Indiana Jones: IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Indiana Jones: IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Writer trying to finish a single paragraph: Okay so the first recorded use of a cup is in the fossil record but ornamental cups were recovered with the Ishango bone, suggesting an interest in carving which could be regional but also
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Writer trying to finish a single paragraph: Okay so the first recorded use of a cup is in the fossil record but ornamental cups were recovered with the Ishango bone, suggesting an interest in carving which could be regional but also
optimist: cup is half full
pessimist: cup is half empty
office coffee machine: there is no cup
pessimist: cup is half empty
office coffee machine: there is no cup
November 23, 2024 at 7:44 PM
Optimist: The cup is half full
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Indiana Jones: IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
Pessimist: The cup is half empty
Indiana Jones: IT BELONGS IN A MUSEUM!
Without saying your city what GIF can you use to represent where you are from?
November 21, 2024 at 9:31 AM
Without saying your city what GIF can you use to represent where you are from?
Me too kitty, but probably for very different reasons.
November 20, 2024 at 9:35 AM
Me too kitty, but probably for very different reasons.
What is this happy horseshit? Your MEAT CLEAVER isnt manly enough so you have to have a TACTICAL CLEAVER? Is that chicken you're spatchcocking going to sneak up on you? Man, your dick isnt gonna fall off if you just use a goddamned regular knife. Christ.
November 20, 2024 at 12:55 AM
I WORK THE SWING SHIFT SHUTUP WITH YOUR NORMIE SLEEP SCHEDULES.
November 20, 2024 at 12:47 AM
I WORK THE SWING SHIFT SHUTUP WITH YOUR NORMIE SLEEP SCHEDULES.
Everybody thinks I'm a shitposter. 🥲
November 18, 2024 at 8:22 AM
Everybody thinks I'm a shitposter. 🥲
I saw a white Ford Aerostar on the way to work today and I immediately thought of Boz from @pinkfohawk.bsky.social
November 18, 2024 at 8:21 AM
I saw a white Ford Aerostar on the way to work today and I immediately thought of Boz from @pinkfohawk.bsky.social
If you made a clog shoe from a coprolite would it be a croc o' shit?
November 14, 2024 at 12:00 AM
If you made a clog shoe from a coprolite would it be a croc o' shit?
The clients decided to get mouthy with me while I was selecting a movie for them to watch, so I put on the Princess Diaries.
Funniest thing is that they totally locked into it. #TeenBoys
Funniest thing is that they totally locked into it. #TeenBoys
November 8, 2024 at 4:42 AM
The clients decided to get mouthy with me while I was selecting a movie for them to watch, so I put on the Princess Diaries.
Funniest thing is that they totally locked into it. #TeenBoys
Funniest thing is that they totally locked into it. #TeenBoys
Yes you should Roz. Have you SEEN these muscles?
ROZ: “These Minotaurs are a buncha bull! Martin, don’t. All I’m saying is that I shouldn’t be knocked prone just because I failed one measly strength roll.”
NILES: “Oh, I think that’s reasonable. In real life, getting you on your back takes a charisma check of 5 with advantage.”
NILES: “Oh, I think that’s reasonable. In real life, getting you on your back takes a charisma check of 5 with advantage.”
November 7, 2024 at 7:42 AM
Yes you should Roz. Have you SEEN these muscles?
Went to the local AppleB's with one of the minions. Randomy, we were placed next to someone she knows from skool.
As we were leaving, we discovered that we were ALSO sitting next to some of my coworkers.
The only reason we didnt notice sooner was we had our backs to the people we know
As we were leaving, we discovered that we were ALSO sitting next to some of my coworkers.
The only reason we didnt notice sooner was we had our backs to the people we know
November 7, 2024 at 5:35 AM
Went to the local AppleB's with one of the minions. Randomy, we were placed next to someone she knows from skool.
As we were leaving, we discovered that we were ALSO sitting next to some of my coworkers.
The only reason we didnt notice sooner was we had our backs to the people we know
As we were leaving, we discovered that we were ALSO sitting next to some of my coworkers.
The only reason we didnt notice sooner was we had our backs to the people we know
October 20, 2024 at 7:19 AM