John (#1 Old Man Ho Ho fan)
@bulbjr.bsky.social
Twinings advertises "over 300 years of expertise." If you are a tea company I don't think you want to admit you were doing business in the 1700s
January 28, 2026 at 9:12 PM
Twinings advertises "over 300 years of expertise." If you are a tea company I don't think you want to admit you were doing business in the 1700s
This is pretty much an actual thumbnail I saw
January 28, 2026 at 6:21 PM
This is pretty much an actual thumbnail I saw
Very inspired by the Democrats' bold new proposal: ICE for Those Who Don't Want It
January 27, 2026 at 4:10 PM
Very inspired by the Democrats' bold new proposal: ICE for Those Who Don't Want It
Reposted by John (#1 Old Man Ho Ho fan)
democrats will now sieze this moment to run surreptitious damage control on behalf of the regime, plead for bipartisanship and moving forward as americans together, unified, and triangulate us into a position that's just to the right of where we were the day before Renee Good was executed
January 27, 2026 at 2:19 AM
democrats will now sieze this moment to run surreptitious damage control on behalf of the regime, plead for bipartisanship and moving forward as americans together, unified, and triangulate us into a position that's just to the right of where we were the day before Renee Good was executed
Greg Bovino always looks like he just remembered he's done growing
January 27, 2026 at 3:50 PM
Greg Bovino always looks like he just remembered he's done growing
I'm following an apple pie recipe by Carl Sagan, and it starts with the entire history of the universe?? It's like get to the point, man
January 26, 2026 at 2:25 AM
I'm following an apple pie recipe by Carl Sagan, and it starts with the entire history of the universe?? It's like get to the point, man
If you were laying siege to a castle and your petard went off and hoisted you, you knew the bards would be singing about that at the tavern for months
January 22, 2026 at 3:35 PM
If you were laying siege to a castle and your petard went off and hoisted you, you knew the bards would be singing about that at the tavern for months
Scorpion consoling Sub-Zero over a breakup: GET OVER HER!
January 20, 2026 at 2:29 PM
Scorpion consoling Sub-Zero over a breakup: GET OVER HER!
Look at my son, dawg, pride is not the word I'm looking for 😫🤯🤣
January 18, 2026 at 2:10 AM
Look at my son, dawg, pride is not the word I'm looking for 😫🤯🤣
🎵 Mah balls 'r blue, but mah dick is reddddd 🎵 — the Edger's Anthem
January 16, 2026 at 1:15 AM
🎵 Mah balls 'r blue, but mah dick is reddddd 🎵 — the Edger's Anthem
16th-Century Catholic learning about the American civil rights movement: "Martin Luther WHAT"
January 13, 2026 at 5:05 PM
16th-Century Catholic learning about the American civil rights movement: "Martin Luther WHAT"
Oh, Maduro is a dictator? Name three of his dictations.
January 6, 2026 at 3:30 AM
Oh, Maduro is a dictator? Name three of his dictations.
I'm reading Shock Doctrine right now, and it feels like Jumanji where all the stuff starts happening in real life
January 3, 2026 at 5:13 PM
I'm reading Shock Doctrine right now, and it feels like Jumanji where all the stuff starts happening in real life
What was this type of humor? It was everywhere. I'm glad it's over, hopefully
December 31, 2025 at 7:07 PM
What was this type of humor? It was everywhere. I'm glad it's over, hopefully
If I ever have a YouTube channel where a little animated avatar of myself talks about video games and does Dreamworks face, with titles like "The [Adjective] [Noun] of [Media Property]" or "I Forced Myself to Play [Video Game] in [Current Year]," please just shoot me
December 31, 2025 at 6:59 PM
If I ever have a YouTube channel where a little animated avatar of myself talks about video games and does Dreamworks face, with titles like "The [Adjective] [Noun] of [Media Property]" or "I Forced Myself to Play [Video Game] in [Current Year]," please just shoot me
I have a little rain cloud that follows me everywhere because I am depressed. You have a little dirt cloud that follows you everywhere because you are stinky. We are not the same
December 23, 2025 at 8:50 PM
I have a little rain cloud that follows me everywhere because I am depressed. You have a little dirt cloud that follows you everywhere because you are stinky. We are not the same
Picasso, if he were a chef: "This dish is called Guernica"
Patron: "Oh, wow, it tastes really bad"
Picasso: "Yes, it was a tragedy 😔"
Patron: "Oh, wow, it tastes really bad"
Picasso: "Yes, it was a tragedy 😔"
December 14, 2025 at 1:08 AM
Picasso, if he were a chef: "This dish is called Guernica"
Patron: "Oh, wow, it tastes really bad"
Picasso: "Yes, it was a tragedy 😔"
Patron: "Oh, wow, it tastes really bad"
Picasso: "Yes, it was a tragedy 😔"
Google ai recommends this pizza place's lunch buffet, despite it not having one. Very helpful!
December 13, 2025 at 7:17 PM
Google ai recommends this pizza place's lunch buffet, despite it not having one. Very helpful!
Until one of these AI assistants can show me Tayne, they're just novelties, as far as I'm concerned
December 11, 2025 at 3:21 PM
Until one of these AI assistants can show me Tayne, they're just novelties, as far as I'm concerned
Landman, if I had to guess, is about a guy who is totally flat and one acre wide, and each episode is about the different people who step on him or use him for recreation, agriculture, etc.
December 10, 2025 at 7:39 PM
Landman, if I had to guess, is about a guy who is totally flat and one acre wide, and each episode is about the different people who step on him or use him for recreation, agriculture, etc.
If Blue's Clues were made today it would be called woke because Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper are a mixed-spice family
December 9, 2025 at 8:02 PM
If Blue's Clues were made today it would be called woke because Mr. Salt and Mrs. Pepper are a mixed-spice family
If a gacha game doesn't have twenty different in-game currencies you can count me out. I wanna be mad that I have ten trillion "dust" and can't exchange it for a single "gem"
December 9, 2025 at 7:55 PM
If a gacha game doesn't have twenty different in-game currencies you can count me out. I wanna be mad that I have ten trillion "dust" and can't exchange it for a single "gem"
If I'd written a paper at like a 4th-grade level in college and even one person found out, I probably would have killed myself
December 4, 2025 at 1:22 AM
If I'd written a paper at like a 4th-grade level in college and even one person found out, I probably would have killed myself