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February's Warlock
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Josh. Librarian, lazy hedonist. Adorer of ephemera.
Animal reactions to UFOs
November 17, 2025 at 4:57 PM
November 17, 2025 at 4:14 PM
I believe the implication is that something can be done with the sandwich in order to resurrect the plaque-mounted fish
the secrets of the 2009 McDonald's "Gimme Back That Filet-O-Fish" song... REVEALED
November 15, 2025 at 4:14 PM
the secrets of the 2009 McDonald's "Gimme Back That Filet-O-Fish" song... REVEALED
November 15, 2025 at 4:12 PM
as a lifelong crossword puzzle enthusiast, I would like to never again see APOP as an answer for "Each" (or whatever), not because it's wrong but because I've only known unpleasant people who use the phrase "a pop" in that way (e.g. "five bucks a pop")

but on the other hand, two vowels and two Ps
November 14, 2025 at 8:58 PM
ah yes, nothing like sharing a "Positive Attitude Quotes" post to deliver a passive-aggressive slap addressed to "occupant"
November 13, 2025 at 4:29 PM
those who waste restroom supplies shall inevitably answer to THE ROLLMASTR
November 13, 2025 at 12:16 PM
it doesn't really matter who you are or how much I like your work: if you go by a mononym, a piece of me is always going to think you're extremely vain and/or corny
November 12, 2025 at 6:45 PM
oh no!
November 10, 2025 at 12:59 PM
also found on eBay: an eight-armed Martin Mull promoting TGI Friday's boffo spring menu
November 7, 2025 at 6:36 PM
These are from a 1987 TGI Friday's children's menu. The Mister P-Nutt was my absolute favorite thing on the menu, and I'm glad I was able to find a menu on eBay because that spelling is non-conventional as hell.

The Peppermint Panther was terrific, too. I've got to find recipes someday.
November 7, 2025 at 3:58 PM
no thanks, I hate saving hundreds of dollars and earning valuable rewards points on designer fragrances
November 6, 2025 at 9:14 PM
from The Annotated Monday Night Raw, v. 1:

"The bad guy[1] wants ALL the gold[2]."

[1] Razor Ramon, known for his "bad attitude" modeled on the idea of a Cuban street thug

[2] wrestling championship belts, traditionally said (kayfabe[3]) to be made from several pounds of solid gold

[3] pretend
November 6, 2025 at 9:11 PM
Moon Knight loves to modem
November 6, 2025 at 3:33 PM
people are asking a lot of questions about my The Golden Bachelor tramp stamp that are answered by my The Golden Bachelor tramp stamp
November 6, 2025 at 1:58 PM
texaguelphia
November 6, 2025 at 1:57 PM
You ever just remember, out of nowhere, an article of clothing you saw some kid wearing in early elementary school?
November 3, 2025 at 6:43 PM
happy halloween
November 1, 2025 at 12:18 AM
"Hi I'm hot_legs_and_ass. Please come back soon and visit me."
October 27, 2025 at 1:43 PM
What's it like inside your head?
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
positive side effects of depression: werewolf powers
October 23, 2025 at 12:35 PM
SO

TRUE
October 23, 2025 at 11:54 AM
@mikiberenyi.bsky.social thank you so much for your Chicago show. I met you afterwards, but I was starstruck and babbling. You were so patient and sweet, despite being sick. Getting to see you perform and meet you meant the world to me. I hope you're feeling much better!
October 20, 2025 at 10:53 PM
October 15, 2025 at 11:19 AM
I would have sworn that "Gutzon Borglum" was one of those early 60s DC alien names but nope, I accidentally learned something from a Justice League of America comic
October 9, 2025 at 3:05 PM