1. lesbians. no notes.
2. gay men. we're fun but frequently problematic.
3. straight women. you're fine, mostly.
4. straight men. we need a closet for y'all it's your turn to hide.
everyone gets bonus cool points for being trans.
I shoot inside at ~ :29
Apparently, HIS ex's hubby wasn't interested, so, yay (and I'm taking this as payment after their oddly spare/short/geographically expensive wedding last year).
Apparently, HIS ex's hubby wasn't interested, so, yay (and I'm taking this as payment after their oddly spare/short/geographically expensive wedding last year).
#portfolioday. Got an erotic fantasy? Yeah, he's painted it.
#portfolioday. Got an erotic fantasy? Yeah, he's painted it.
☢️🍆💦
☢️🍆💦
🎅🏿💦👄
🎅🏿💦👄
He's still frightened, scared and confused. Life was not kind to him (terrifying, actually), and every day, I reassure him that he is loved, beautiful, and perfect, and that I will ALWAYS protect him.
He's still frightened, scared and confused. Life was not kind to him (terrifying, actually), and every day, I reassure him that he is loved, beautiful, and perfect, and that I will ALWAYS protect him.
Now it's your turn, ya filthy slags!
Now it's your turn, ya filthy slags!
A buddy just asked if I had a pipe pic.
Found one (why is there no pipe emoji?! 😤).
A buddy just asked if I had a pipe pic.
Found one (why is there no pipe emoji?! 😤).
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That thing when you're at a nekkid #LazyBear pool party, but all you can do is stare stupidly because of the recent minor surgery on your butt cheek.
It's okay, I'm fine. My lips still work. 😉
adjective
That thing when you're at a nekkid #LazyBear pool party, but all you can do is stare stupidly because of the recent minor surgery on your butt cheek.
It's okay, I'm fine. My lips still work. 😉
First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!"
https://youtu.be/WzZaJDg6E0A?si=buFat3YZZKTf0-GJ
First of May!
Outdoor fuckin' starts today!"
https://youtu.be/WzZaJDg6E0A?si=buFat3YZZKTf0-GJ