@btdirt.bsky.social
Chill, average, open minded dude, with his pets, just trying to survive the world.
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For no reason…. Here’s Ripley
March 20, 2025 at 6:01 PM
For no reason…. Here’s Ripley
March 17, 2025 at 3:30 AM
March 16, 2025 at 1:02 AM
2 things can be true at the same time
March 13, 2025 at 12:11 PM
2 things can be true at the same time
Our country is being run by literal cartoon villains
March 10, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Our country is being run by literal cartoon villains
If these are the rockets that are supposed to bring billionaires to mars, then they are working great and they should all be on the next to the flight.
March 7, 2025 at 1:15 PM
If these are the rockets that are supposed to bring billionaires to mars, then they are working great and they should all be on the next to the flight.
March 5, 2025 at 5:13 PM
March 4, 2025 at 3:55 PM
March 4, 2025 at 12:14 AM
"You've known all along where I am... follow the cold shiver running down your spine... I'm right here”
March 2, 2025 at 5:56 AM
"You've known all along where I am... follow the cold shiver running down your spine... I'm right here”
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Raise your ✋ and repost this if you're participating.
February 28, 2025 at 2:19 AM
Raise your ✋ and repost this if you're participating.
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If you enjoy jokes about podcasts, boners and other aspects of modern life, please enjoy my new special, Perfectly Normal on YouTube.
If you like comedy, but don’t want to look at me, the album is available on iTunes.
LIVE 2/22 at The Blue Note Hawaii in Honolulu.
If you like comedy, but don’t want to look at me, the album is available on iTunes.
LIVE 2/22 at The Blue Note Hawaii in Honolulu.
February 21, 2025 at 9:21 PM
If you enjoy jokes about podcasts, boners and other aspects of modern life, please enjoy my new special, Perfectly Normal on YouTube.
If you like comedy, but don’t want to look at me, the album is available on iTunes.
LIVE 2/22 at The Blue Note Hawaii in Honolulu.
If you like comedy, but don’t want to look at me, the album is available on iTunes.
LIVE 2/22 at The Blue Note Hawaii in Honolulu.
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Hey MAGA, you dumb, blind, and deaf,
Trump's been playing you for his many grifts.
He promised the moon but gave you the shaft,
Now he laughs at your gullibility, your blind craft.
suno.com/song/48cfe87...
Trump's been playing you for his many grifts.
He promised the moon but gave you the shaft,
Now he laughs at your gullibility, your blind craft.
suno.com/song/48cfe87...
February 21, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Hey MAGA, you dumb, blind, and deaf,
Trump's been playing you for his many grifts.
He promised the moon but gave you the shaft,
Now he laughs at your gullibility, your blind craft.
suno.com/song/48cfe87...
Trump's been playing you for his many grifts.
He promised the moon but gave you the shaft,
Now he laughs at your gullibility, your blind craft.
suno.com/song/48cfe87...
So they’re trying to cancel AP because they won’t use their preferred pronouns. Gotcha’
February 12, 2025 at 3:04 PM
So they’re trying to cancel AP because they won’t use their preferred pronouns. Gotcha’
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New single is out now. Listen for context. open.spotify.com/track/39GlvO...
February 11, 2025 at 5:41 AM
New single is out now. Listen for context. open.spotify.com/track/39GlvO...
Yeah if they wanna stop misgendering people, maybe I’ll stop “mismapping” America, it’ll always be the Gulf of Mexico.
February 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Yeah if they wanna stop misgendering people, maybe I’ll stop “mismapping” America, it’ll always be the Gulf of Mexico.
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Musk's censorship algorithm on Twitter reduced our audience by about 95% since he bought it.
So we moved over to blue sky.
Help us build another great following right here where the skies are clear and the water is fine ;-)
Please do
Follow
Retweet & repeat
So we moved over to blue sky.
Help us build another great following right here where the skies are clear and the water is fine ;-)
Please do
Follow
Retweet & repeat
February 11, 2025 at 4:40 AM
Musk's censorship algorithm on Twitter reduced our audience by about 95% since he bought it.
So we moved over to blue sky.
Help us build another great following right here where the skies are clear and the water is fine ;-)
Please do
Follow
Retweet & repeat
So we moved over to blue sky.
Help us build another great following right here where the skies are clear and the water is fine ;-)
Please do
Follow
Retweet & repeat
It’s what the rebel alliance does!!!
February 7, 2025 at 11:58 PM
It’s what the rebel alliance does!!!
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Let's get this circulated!! 😤
February 6, 2025 at 12:44 PM
Let's get this circulated!! 😤
You may get stabbed in the head, with a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death, or skinned alive or worse
But when they torture you, you will not feel the need to run for
Though you die, La Resistance Lives on
You may be burned to death, or skinned alive or worse
But when they torture you, you will not feel the need to run for
Though you die, La Resistance Lives on
February 4, 2025 at 1:01 AM
You may get stabbed in the head, with a dagger or a sword
You may be burned to death, or skinned alive or worse
But when they torture you, you will not feel the need to run for
Though you die, La Resistance Lives on
You may be burned to death, or skinned alive or worse
But when they torture you, you will not feel the need to run for
Though you die, La Resistance Lives on