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Laura Melon
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Loves melons and her cat
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Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
November 6, 2025 at 9:16 PM
Frankenstein's monster has better teeth than me
November 6, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Have a day off today for my birthday (nice perk from work) and so going to visit the pirates exhibition at the National Maritime Mueseum. Then pop down to Tate Modern. And I'm going to travel entirely by boat!
November 3, 2025 at 10:42 AM
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Last chance to turn it off.

On Monday, November 3rd, Microsoft will start using your LinkedIn data for AI training. And remember, you're opted in by default.

To toggle it off 👉 Account - Settings & Privacy > Data privacy > Data for Generative AI Improvement.
October 31, 2025 at 1:37 PM
Booked my next tattoo, which will be a homage to leaving London... and melons
November 1, 2025 at 5:40 PM
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ladies and gentlemen...we got him
October 30, 2025 at 7:10 PM
The cat constantly pesters me unless I sit next to her on this ridiculously uncomfortable sofa, and it's literally giving me a bad back to work on there
October 29, 2025 at 9:23 AM
Apparently my new house was built between 1850 and 1860. That's pretty old.

Yet the level 3 surveyor said there were no significant issues. That's pretty bold.
October 28, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Turned out Megadeth was actually the support in a Disturbed gig. It was alright!
An old friend randomly asked if I wanted to go see Megadeth tonight. I love an unplanned gig.
October 26, 2025 at 11:05 PM
An old friend randomly asked if I wanted to go see Megadeth tonight. I love an unplanned gig.
October 26, 2025 at 12:12 PM
Good Evening, Your Highness
October 24, 2025 at 7:37 PM
Really looking forward to owning my own place, where I can buy a sofa that I actually find comfortable, I just cannot wait to watch my programmes in comfort
October 22, 2025 at 10:01 PM
Woke up feeling rough, 9 hours sleep and felt tired, but I'm on the train out to the country and listening to Jimmy Cliff and have found my zen again
October 18, 2025 at 11:36 AM
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Polling worse than oral herpes, it’s the adults whom are back in charge
October 17, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Earlier in the year I was getting slightly restless in my job, which after 3ish years is normal, but now I've got beyond that hump I've settled back into it like it's an old jumper, a frayed blanket, some worn out slippers, an elderly cat who snores
October 15, 2025 at 11:05 AM
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"The AI bubble is the only thing keeping the US economy together, Deutsche Bank warns." Is there an AI bubble that will tank the economy when it pops? Surely audiences are clamoring to see "AI actress" Tilly Norwood.

youtu.be/FcKYvzJbTko
AI Bubble Go Pop
YouTube video by Georg Rockall-Schmidt
youtu.be
October 10, 2025 at 8:19 PM
Ah, it's because I'm part of The CWU. So it was legit.
Interesting, got spam claiming to be the Labour deputy leader vote (I am not a member and never have been a member)
October 10, 2025 at 7:44 AM
Interesting, got spam claiming to be the Labour deputy leader vote (I am not a member and never have been a member)
October 8, 2025 at 3:57 PM
Didn't realise that my new phone comes with an AI button 💀 (Nothing Phone 3a)
October 8, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Also doesn't help with the stress that my internet has been down since last night, along with millions of emails about mortgages, solicitors etc. fml
Another feverish sweaty night in bed. Honestly not sure what's wrong with me. Can back pain cause chills and fevers? Surviving on painkillers rn
October 7, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Another feverish sweaty night in bed. Honestly not sure what's wrong with me. Can back pain cause chills and fevers? Surviving on painkillers rn
October 7, 2025 at 7:29 AM
Offer accepted!
I really liked three of them for different reasons, but two in particular for amazing views. Going to decide between them and make an offer on Monday!
October 6, 2025 at 5:06 PM
How is it suddenly so hot
October 6, 2025 at 1:11 PM
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Government response continues to be that the arsonists have legitimate concerns and being visibly Muslim is antisemitic.
October 5, 2025 at 9:36 AM
Back in Brighton where I've booked 5 viewings in 2 hours with 3 different estate agents 💀
October 4, 2025 at 10:41 AM