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Satan
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Milf w no kids 😘
Sombra, sploosh, rat
@seabattlespl.bsky.social’s no. 1 interveiwer
Used to play Splatoon, now I run a tournament
Gamer who games
On twitter w the same handle
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Don’t miss SeaBATTLE! 8 - Octarian Moon streaming over on ST2 today at 12pm PST/3pm EST!
www.start.gg/tournament/s...

www.twitch.tv/SplatoonTourney2
www.start.gg
January 31, 2026 at 3:43 PM
I’m crankin’ my (road)hog
January 30, 2026 at 12:43 AM
I have, what they call, a “sleeper build”.
January 20, 2026 at 11:25 PM
Today was supposed to be laundry day

Guess what I didn’t do
January 20, 2026 at 1:37 AM
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SeaBATTLE! 8 is raising money and collecting food for Rainier Valley Food Bank!
Donate $5 to receive a sticker (left), or bring food to donate to receive a button pin! (right) If you have the means, please chip in at the event!
Eddy food drive art by @rileyrooster.bsky.social
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January 16, 2026 at 1:31 AM
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So I've been thinking a lot, and I wanted to make a public apology for the way I acted with regard to Splat Safety over the course of the last couple of years, but particularly back in August. I still have some legitimate issues with the way they handled the situation, but in raising them, (1/4)
January 3, 2026 at 4:24 PM
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I noticed whenever a show/movie decides to have these quiet, introspective moments like in Eternals, The Acolyte, or even Andor, that’s when people decide to call it “slow” or poorly written. It’s like no, you’ve just conditioned yourself to see action moments as the only valid thing.
December 28, 2025 at 11:00 PM
Maliciously and intentionally lying to the org that does its best to keep the community safe AND the community as a whole while being a TO for said community is quite the cognitive dissonance.
Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Gem's Response to the Allegations
READ THIS, IF NOTHING ELSE This document is going to be long, and I understand that might make it less palatable to read. Just, if your response to this document is going to be "I'm not reading all th...
docs.google.com
December 28, 2025 at 5:15 PM
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please take the time to read this. so horrible what’s been happening to gem these past couple years. his and splat safety’s reputation ruined all for nothing. hoping six isnt allowed at any more events as this behavior is so incredibly disgusting and malicious
Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Gem's Response to the Allegations
READ THIS, IF NOTHING ELSE This document is going to be long, and I understand that might make it less palatable to read. Just, if your response to this document is going to be "I'm not reading all th...
docs.google.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:48 PM
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It’s been very frustrating to see what has played out up until Gem/squid school released an actual statement.

So much damage caused along the way by intentional misinformation and a refusal to consider other perspectives.

This is worth a read and reflection.
Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Gem's Response to the Allegations
READ THIS, IF NOTHING ELSE This document is going to be long, and I understand that might make it less palatable to read. Just, if your response to this document is going to be "I'm not reading all th...
docs.google.com
December 28, 2025 at 4:01 PM
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I would highly encourage ALL people in the Splatoon Community to read this.

If you have ever Supported Gem / Squid School in the past and heard about the serious allegations put against him.

I personally believe he is innocent and I think its such a shame that this escalated this far.
Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Gem's Response to the Allegations
READ THIS, IF NOTHING ELSE This document is going to be long, and I understand that might make it less palatable to read. Just, if your response to this document is going to be "I'm not reading all th...
docs.google.com
December 28, 2025 at 2:45 PM
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but I think being quiet still and trying to be nice to everyone in this will only go against my conscience. This has done irreparable harm to Splat Safety. This has harmed so many more people beyond Gem, and I think both Six and iMAD need to reflect on that.
December 28, 2025 at 2:19 PM
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Please judge this statement by my own words, not what someone else said about it on Twitter. My accusers have spent a long time spreading their narrative and may bomb this with comments to poison the well, while this is my 1st chance to publicly explain what's... docs.google.com/document/d/1...
Gem's Response to the Allegations
READ THIS, IF NOTHING ELSE This document is going to be long, and I understand that might make it less palatable to read. Just, if your response to this document is going to be "I'm not reading all th...
docs.google.com
December 28, 2025 at 1:09 PM
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I think about this post a lot
December 7, 2025 at 7:43 AM
You know what…
December 5, 2025 at 2:09 AM
I miss when country music was about women killing their husbands
November 21, 2025 at 2:12 AM
The girlies are in sync ✨
November 19, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Pretending not to care about my embroidery machine so it actually starts working properly again
November 12, 2025 at 8:43 PM
Throwback to the best Halloween costume I ever did. It quite literally will never be better than this
October 30, 2025 at 4:56 PM
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I LOVE EDDY SO MUCH!!!!!!!!!!!!
What could he be listening to?!
Come hear Eddys playlist at SeaBATTLE 7, Drizzle city!

Art done by @probablysakura.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 2:45 AM
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What could he be listening to?!
Come hear Eddys playlist at SeaBATTLE 7, Drizzle city!

Art done by @probablysakura.bsky.social
October 29, 2025 at 1:40 AM
Chat I started vaping again. Take me out to the backyard and do me like old yeller
October 27, 2025 at 11:49 PM
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“Why is Seabattle 7 called drizzle city?” 🌧️ ☔️ 🌧️

About one week left to sign up and come spend a rainy day inside with some good friends and great matches!
October 24, 2025 at 1:20 AM
16 year old me would think 30 year old me is pretty cool
October 22, 2025 at 7:23 AM
I think people can sense the “Satan” energy radiating off me
October 21, 2025 at 7:09 PM