Bryann Thomas
bryannthomas.bsky.social
Bryann Thomas
@bryannthomas.bsky.social
Becoming ever more left wing as the years progress.
Woke remainer who wants his EU nationality back.
Father of three, so there will be puns and dad jokes. Sorry, not sorry.
‘Look for the helpers’ he said.
ICE have added ‘then pepper spray them, beat them to the ground and empty your gun into their heads.’

This tyranny will not stand.
January 25, 2026 at 9:08 AM
Made a joke about Star Trek and now the nerds are angry at me.
January 24, 2026 at 1:13 PM
They don’t have tails #totp
January 23, 2026 at 10:18 PM
Nurse nurse. I need my pills. I’m seeing strange things again. #totp
January 23, 2026 at 10:12 PM
On the buses crossover episode. #totp
January 23, 2026 at 10:09 PM
He was better when he didn’t speak. #totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:55 PM
Misheard that name. #totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:32 PM
Wrong Four Seasons yet again. #totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:23 PM
I thought the Bay City Rollers were yew tree adjacent? #totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:21 PM
I’m not in love with this song tbh. #totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:13 PM
Isn’t this the plot to ‘Shirley Valentine’? #totp
January 23, 2026 at 9:06 PM
Going to vape in the rain as I’d rather get wet than listen to wet wet wet. #totp
January 23, 2026 at 8:56 PM
Dead you say? Great career move. #totp
January 23, 2026 at 8:26 PM
Wasn’t she just on? #totp
January 23, 2026 at 8:04 PM
Bad knee Britney. #totp
January 23, 2026 at 7:54 PM
The American Billy Piper! #totp
January 23, 2026 at 7:53 PM
My 3rd year teacher at junior school was Mrs Whitney. A lovely old Welsh woman who never did drugs as far as I know. #totp
January 23, 2026 at 7:50 PM
Yvan eht nioj #totp
January 23, 2026 at 7:38 PM
The man Corr. #totp
January 23, 2026 at 7:30 PM
The heir apparent apparently has no hair.
January 22, 2026 at 6:41 PM
Smugly looking at the rosette I won at last years autumn fair for growing the best veg. I put a lot of effort in and totally deserved that peas prize.
January 19, 2026 at 10:36 PM
Down Hatherway is down that away.
January 14, 2026 at 12:06 PM
WILTY with Bob Mortimer or TOTP? Tough choice! #totp
January 9, 2026 at 7:38 PM
Has anyone seen Easter eggs on sale yet? #easter #chocolate
December 26, 2025 at 8:05 PM
I know that Notting Hill is emotionally manipulative fluff, but boy is it good. Always has me in tears. #nottingHill
December 25, 2025 at 11:31 PM