Bryann Thomas
@bryannthomas.bsky.social
Becoming ever more left wing as the years progress.
Woke remainer who wants his EU nationality back.
Father of three, so there will be puns and dad jokes. Sorry, not sorry.
Woke remainer who wants his EU nationality back.
Father of three, so there will be puns and dad jokes. Sorry, not sorry.
Highlander II: the Quickening, but not the original? That’s going to lead to a few notices being nailed to cathedral doors.
November 11, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Highlander II: the Quickening, but not the original? That’s going to lead to a few notices being nailed to cathedral doors.
Didn’t we already do this when we switched from English billions to American billions?
November 11, 2025 at 11:06 PM
Didn’t we already do this when we switched from English billions to American billions?
That was a private conversation. You said you wouldn’t repeat it.
November 11, 2025 at 10:13 PM
That was a private conversation. You said you wouldn’t repeat it.
A few French and Belgium farmers get killed by WWI shells every year.
November 11, 2025 at 10:10 PM
A few French and Belgium farmers get killed by WWI shells every year.
Hamas will not release the penguins until a ceasefire is agreed.
November 11, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Hamas will not release the penguins until a ceasefire is agreed.
We can’t return any legal letters, but there is a prize for any that feature in our Gallery.
November 11, 2025 at 9:08 PM
We can’t return any legal letters, but there is a prize for any that feature in our Gallery.
Only Dr. Hans Zarkov, formerly at NASA, has provided any explanation.
November 11, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Only Dr. Hans Zarkov, formerly at NASA, has provided any explanation.
Killed in a brothel by a pimp when he refused to pay.
November 11, 2025 at 8:36 PM
Killed in a brothel by a pimp when he refused to pay.
Autumn is the perfect time for scarves!
November 11, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Autumn is the perfect time for scarves!
It’s Whitfield night on BBC Four from 8pm tonight.
November 11, 2025 at 7:07 PM
It’s Whitfield night on BBC Four from 8pm tonight.
Surely you mean Opal Fruits?
November 11, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Surely you mean Opal Fruits?
Anything but OneDrive eh?
November 11, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Anything but OneDrive eh?
With British parents and Scottish ancestry. We’ll happily take him back as long as it doesn’t mean a reboot of the Wide Awake Club.
November 11, 2025 at 6:16 PM
With British parents and Scottish ancestry. We’ll happily take him back as long as it doesn’t mean a reboot of the Wide Awake Club.
Done the same with bulbs at Halfords.
November 11, 2025 at 6:12 PM
Done the same with bulbs at Halfords.
Did your agent get a cheque for £1.45 as well?
November 11, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Did your agent get a cheque for £1.45 as well?
More worryingly about 70% of the comments seem to think it’s a good idea. This is Church Langley, the posh bit of Harlow if you could imagine such a thing.
November 11, 2025 at 5:08 PM
More worryingly about 70% of the comments seem to think it’s a good idea. This is Church Langley, the posh bit of Harlow if you could imagine such a thing.
Taken from a local Facebook group. Parents on Patrol. Or paedos on the payroll.
November 11, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Taken from a local Facebook group. Parents on Patrol. Or paedos on the payroll.
There was someone in Harlow who was handing leaflets out and asking parents to subscribe at £21 a month. He would then hang around the school gates all day long. So many red flags!!
November 11, 2025 at 4:58 PM
There was someone in Harlow who was handing leaflets out and asking parents to subscribe at £21 a month. He would then hang around the school gates all day long. So many red flags!!
With the roadworks on the A1 it probably does make sense for Chris Rea to set off about now.
November 11, 2025 at 4:48 PM
With the roadworks on the A1 it probably does make sense for Chris Rea to set off about now.
I hope Cassette Boy has deep pockets.
November 11, 2025 at 4:44 PM
I hope Cassette Boy has deep pockets.
‘The Time Travellers Wife’ had several pages describing said wife making her own paper. Guess what the authors favourite hobby is?
November 11, 2025 at 4:40 PM
‘The Time Travellers Wife’ had several pages describing said wife making her own paper. Guess what the authors favourite hobby is?
Which is why I may or may not have signed it multiple times over the years.
The Act applies to all British Citizens whether they’ve signed it or not. The signing is more a symbolic thing to make sure you’re aware of the seriousness of the situation.
The Act applies to all British Citizens whether they’ve signed it or not. The signing is more a symbolic thing to make sure you’re aware of the seriousness of the situation.
November 11, 2025 at 4:33 PM
Which is why I may or may not have signed it multiple times over the years.
The Act applies to all British Citizens whether they’ve signed it or not. The signing is more a symbolic thing to make sure you’re aware of the seriousness of the situation.
The Act applies to all British Citizens whether they’ve signed it or not. The signing is more a symbolic thing to make sure you’re aware of the seriousness of the situation.
As long as you’re not the priest officiating the wedding you’ll be fine.
November 11, 2025 at 3:44 PM
As long as you’re not the priest officiating the wedding you’ll be fine.
Some of them can’t even spot an obvious pun.
November 11, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Some of them can’t even spot an obvious pun.