Bruin In Iowa
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Sort of says it in the name…. But yeah.
I stay off social media for ONE DAY and apparently Trump sucked off Bill Clinton in the biggest 3D-chess cuck job in human history? I’m going back to bed.
November 16, 2025 at 3:00 PM
I stay off social media for ONE DAY and apparently Trump sucked off Bill Clinton in the biggest 3D-chess cuck job in human history? I’m going back to bed.
One of those mornings where a sincere and straightforward cover pushes the right buttons. music.apple.com/us/album/don...
Don't Let It Bring You Down by Mt. Joy on Apple Music
Song · 2023 · Duration 2:50
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July 11, 2025 at 1:44 PM
One of those mornings where a sincere and straightforward cover pushes the right buttons. music.apple.com/us/album/don...
FINALLY! On so many levels. And watching that balding fuck Joao Klauss be his petulant poor loser self on the field for the last 10 minutes is just chef’s kiss. #SKC
April 6, 2025 at 2:37 AM
FINALLY! On so many levels. And watching that balding fuck Joao Klauss be his petulant poor loser self on the field for the last 10 minutes is just chef’s kiss. #SKC
Hey, Hulu. Eat shit!
March 3, 2025 at 3:44 AM
Hey, Hulu. Eat shit!
And now the latest Super Bowl tradition: Getting blocked by Bills fans who somehow think they were robbed of a Super Bowl win they didn’t deserve nor could possibly attain. A generation of losers in upstate NY.
February 10, 2025 at 4:41 AM
And now the latest Super Bowl tradition: Getting blocked by Bills fans who somehow think they were robbed of a Super Bowl win they didn’t deserve nor could possibly attain. A generation of losers in upstate NY.
Glad if the Chiefs were going to lose this game (which was very conceivable how often they lived on the edge this season) that it was a blowout. No dumb conspiracy complaints. Eagles were a buzz saw through the playoffs.
February 10, 2025 at 3:01 AM
Glad if the Chiefs were going to lose this game (which was very conceivable how often they lived on the edge this season) that it was a blowout. No dumb conspiracy complaints. Eagles were a buzz saw through the playoffs.
Good to see Rupert Murdoch? No, Joe. The only good time to see him is in an open casket.
February 10, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Good to see Rupert Murdoch? No, Joe. The only good time to see him is in an open casket.
So if Gambino’s Him/Hers ad is any indication, we’ll see Not Like Us in a Poppi commercial in 8 years?
February 10, 2025 at 2:26 AM
So if Gambino’s Him/Hers ad is any indication, we’ll see Not Like Us in a Poppi commercial in 8 years?
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Did y’all ever get so mad at someone you won a bunch of Grammys about it
February 3, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Did y’all ever get so mad at someone you won a bunch of Grammys about it
The number of morons who start spouting conspiracy theories and vitriol/boycott threats after every big NFL game is all the answer you need when wondering how we got Trump again.
January 27, 2025 at 3:17 AM
The number of morons who start spouting conspiracy theories and vitriol/boycott threats after every big NFL game is all the answer you need when wondering how we got Trump again.
A government for the rapists by the rapists.
January 25, 2025 at 3:00 AM
A government for the rapists by the rapists.
TikTok Transition, Day One
RedNote: Please respect our culture, don’t over-Americanize it. Tell us everything about your country.
Threads (I imagine): *Evil cackle*
BlueSky: Come here, you whippersnappers *applies good-natured noogie*
Scolds: STOP PUNCHING DOWN, BLUESKY!
🙄
RedNote: Please respect our culture, don’t over-Americanize it. Tell us everything about your country.
Threads (I imagine): *Evil cackle*
BlueSky: Come here, you whippersnappers *applies good-natured noogie*
Scolds: STOP PUNCHING DOWN, BLUESKY!
🙄
January 19, 2025 at 3:35 PM
TikTok Transition, Day One
RedNote: Please respect our culture, don’t over-Americanize it. Tell us everything about your country.
Threads (I imagine): *Evil cackle*
BlueSky: Come here, you whippersnappers *applies good-natured noogie*
Scolds: STOP PUNCHING DOWN, BLUESKY!
🙄
RedNote: Please respect our culture, don’t over-Americanize it. Tell us everything about your country.
Threads (I imagine): *Evil cackle*
BlueSky: Come here, you whippersnappers *applies good-natured noogie*
Scolds: STOP PUNCHING DOWN, BLUESKY!
🙄
People out on these streets acting like TikTok was a water-powered car when in reality it was a platform for hawking Ninja appliances and protein powders between 45-second clips of pirated and altered Sopranos and Mad Men footage. Or maybe that was just my algo…
January 19, 2025 at 4:55 AM
People out on these streets acting like TikTok was a water-powered car when in reality it was a platform for hawking Ninja appliances and protein powders between 45-second clips of pirated and altered Sopranos and Mad Men footage. Or maybe that was just my algo…
Shoot Troy Aikman into the sun. And I say this as a Bruin.
January 18, 2025 at 11:29 PM
Shoot Troy Aikman into the sun. And I say this as a Bruin.
America’s greatest explorer of the liminal transcends into the greatest dream of all. #DavidLynch
January 16, 2025 at 10:56 PM
America’s greatest explorer of the liminal transcends into the greatest dream of all. #DavidLynch
Spurs being Spursy when it matters most.
February 10, 2024 at 3:17 PM
Spurs being Spursy when it matters most.
Academy again proving that it hates a) anything “light” and fun, b) positively reinforcing messages of social change that aren’t based on white guilt, and c) female voices. To be fair it was always a two-horse race, but they didn’t need to wear their nature so proudly.
January 23, 2024 at 4:40 PM
Academy again proving that it hates a) anything “light” and fun, b) positively reinforcing messages of social change that aren’t based on white guilt, and c) female voices. To be fair it was always a two-horse race, but they didn’t need to wear their nature so proudly.
"a very poor reflection on what it is that we're trying to do with soccer at the highest level."
Other than than fellating Lionel Messi, what would that be, Don? This league is solely regional and nowhere near global. This cuts at the very heart of MLS.
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Other than than fellating Lionel Messi, what would that be, Don? This league is solely regional and nowhere near global. This cuts at the very heart of MLS.
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
December 15, 2023 at 11:40 PM
"a very poor reflection on what it is that we're trying to do with soccer at the highest level."
Other than than fellating Lionel Messi, what would that be, Don? This league is solely regional and nowhere near global. This cuts at the very heart of MLS.
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Other than than fellating Lionel Messi, what would that be, Don? This league is solely regional and nowhere near global. This cuts at the very heart of MLS.
www.espn.com/soccer/story...
Literally took five minutes of being here to find the same out-of-touch social media utopians that made Twitter insufferable.
December 15, 2023 at 11:32 PM
Literally took five minutes of being here to find the same out-of-touch social media utopians that made Twitter insufferable.