Hey, I forgot to go on Bluesky for a couple of months! Can't think about what reminded me to come back. Anyway, here's a poster for next week's show:

I'm saying that the song Stay Another Day has as much place in Christmas as a severed head has in a bag of footballs. It's around the same shape if you don't look properly, but that's really no excuse for playing keepie-uppies with it.

That bit in Driving Home For Christmas where I take a look at the driver next to me... he's just the same... he's just the same... 🎄

Always puts a weird Invasion of the Body Snatchers kinda image in my mind. Terrifying.

How to tell someone you're hip and happening without telling them you're hip and happening

open.spotify.com/wrapped/shar...

Now. Is it just me, or does Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan have one of the greatest soundtracks on movie history and is only not acknowledged as such due to some kind of cultural snobbery? (Yes and yes. Thank you.)

youtu.be/1l588bK2g2Q?...

For the first time in years I'm watching I'm A Celebrity. As part of it, the celebs have to pay some weird crypto currency to go to the lavatory, including the Rev. Richard Coles.

"He'll be a man of the touching cloth," my brain immediately says.

My Jokes That Sound Funny But Really Don't Work When Written Down:

What football team do coeliacs hate most?

Gluten Town

My Jokes That Sound Funny But Really Don't Work When Written Down:

What does a cockney man call both his wife and the waiter when they go to a Spanish tapas restaurant?

Miguel.

Bluesky, it’s time. Heres the first level of Mario but all the SFX are farts.
youtu.be/7XX3uIJf6rw

Happy 61st birthday, Dr Who!

I'm going to celebrate by eating 61 cakes and getting bigger on the inside.

On a rating scale of 1 to 10, how much do you care about the Bayeaux Tapestry?

I'm at about a 3.

I got an Uber earlier, and Last Christmas started playing on the radio. "Ah, Christmas songs already!" I exclaimed, as one does when they start playing Christmas songs in November.

"Yeah!" said the driver, and turned it up NICE and loud for me.

I appreciated the gesture I suppose...

Does anybody other than me always pronounce it "Bluesky" in their heads like it's an Eastern European surname?

Our neighbours at work left a couple of pumpkins on their window ledge at Halloween. I've been enjoying watching their progress.

(Also I like this Alt Text thing.)

It's snowing in Leicester!

So I'd better start creating some Content, as you young folk call it. Let's start with some jokes I wrote that have never quite been good enough to do onstage.

I always get the words procrastinating and prevaricating mixed up. I would have looked up the difference, but I've been... err, busy.

Hello everybody! I think I only ever posted about 3 things on Twitter, partly because I didn't understand it and partly because it seemed dreadful.

But this seems nice.