Brock Pytel
@brockpytel.bsky.social
Recording artist, entertainment rigger, baseball nerd.
https://slipons.hearnow.com
https://brockpytel.hearnow.com
New SLIP~ons 12” vinyl EP out now
https://slip-ons.bandcamp.com/album/heavy-machinery-ep
https://slipons.hearnow.com
https://brockpytel.hearnow.com
New SLIP~ons 12” vinyl EP out now
https://slip-ons.bandcamp.com/album/heavy-machinery-ep
Why our songs are no longer on Spotify:
Spotify Definitely Wrapped! – SLIP~ons
slip-ons.ca
November 6, 2025 at 11:43 PM
Why our songs are no longer on Spotify:
“I will not engage with Blue Jays fans on social media. I will not engage with Blue Jays fans on social media. I will not…”
November 3, 2025 at 4:16 AM
“I will not engage with Blue Jays fans on social media. I will not engage with Blue Jays fans on social media. I will not…”
So I turned on Apple TV and there was MLS soccer on. In the time that I ate half a burger, there was a sweet goal, a front flip, and a penalty kick for dangerous play.
Imagine if MLB players did flips after every run scored?!
Imagine if MLB players did flips after every run scored?!
November 3, 2025 at 2:57 AM
So I turned on Apple TV and there was MLS soccer on. In the time that I ate half a burger, there was a sweet goal, a front flip, and a penalty kick for dangerous play.
Imagine if MLB players did flips after every run scored?!
Imagine if MLB players did flips after every run scored?!
My layman’s take on this series, especially if the score holds, is that Dodgers hitters simply missed a ton of pitches over the plate, whereas Jays hitters knocked pitches way out of the zone all over the yard.
November 2, 2025 at 2:36 AM
My layman’s take on this series, especially if the score holds, is that Dodgers hitters simply missed a ton of pitches over the plate, whereas Jays hitters knocked pitches way out of the zone all over the yard.
For a guy with 6th percentile bat speed, Ernie Clement must be the best postseason hitter of all time.
November 2, 2025 at 2:20 AM
For a guy with 6th percentile bat speed, Ernie Clement must be the best postseason hitter of all time.
100.1 mph fastball.
November 2, 2025 at 12:49 AM
100.1 mph fastball.
Julio Rodriguez >Andy Pages
October 29, 2025 at 1:36 AM
Julio Rodriguez >Andy Pages
According to my imperfect sleuthing, the 2025 jays are currently tied with the 1910 Philadelphia Athletics for the best postseason team OPS in baseball history at .857
October 28, 2025 at 2:53 AM
According to my imperfect sleuthing, the 2025 jays are currently tied with the 1910 Philadelphia Athletics for the best postseason team OPS in baseball history at .857
Tootblan Schadenfreude is a thing.
October 28, 2025 at 12:50 AM
Tootblan Schadenfreude is a thing.
I admit I’m following the World Series from a safe distance, mainly to see how long a team can maintain a team OPS of .901
October 26, 2025 at 1:20 AM
I admit I’m following the World Series from a safe distance, mainly to see how long a team can maintain a team OPS of .901
My Blue Jays fan friends say I should “let it go” regarding Springer and the Astros cheating scandal. I personally would find that a lot easier if there had been any consequences at all.
I’ll be watching Morimoto’s Sushi Master this evening, but I expect Dodgers fans will boo.
I’ll be watching Morimoto’s Sushi Master this evening, but I expect Dodgers fans will boo.
October 24, 2025 at 8:43 PM
My Blue Jays fan friends say I should “let it go” regarding Springer and the Astros cheating scandal. I personally would find that a lot easier if there had been any consequences at all.
I’ll be watching Morimoto’s Sushi Master this evening, but I expect Dodgers fans will boo.
I’ll be watching Morimoto’s Sushi Master this evening, but I expect Dodgers fans will boo.
I’ve enjoyed sharing the 2025 Seattle Mariners season with all of you folks. They were 8 outs away. GoMs.
October 21, 2025 at 5:11 AM
I’ve enjoyed sharing the 2025 Seattle Mariners season with all of you folks. They were 8 outs away. GoMs.
New GBV!!!
Ahead of the release of their new album 'Thick, Rich & Delicious,' Guided By Voices share the album's latest single "Lucy's World."
News: Guided By Voices Share New Single 'Lucy's World' – New Noise Magazine
Ahead of the release of their new album 'Thick, Rich & Delicious,' Guided By Voices share the album's latest single "Lucy's World."
newnoisemagazine.com
October 20, 2025 at 9:15 PM
New GBV!!!
Today’s badge of honour: waking up to a Reddit notification that I’ve been banned from some Toronto Blue Jays discussion group.
October 20, 2025 at 7:49 PM
Today’s badge of honour: waking up to a Reddit notification that I’ve been banned from some Toronto Blue Jays discussion group.
Reposted by Brock Pytel
November tour begins in less than three weeks!
October 20, 2025 at 6:16 PM
November tour begins in less than three weeks!
I’ve said it many times this season but, tomorrow the M’s can win a game, win a series.
October 20, 2025 at 3:57 AM
I’ve said it many times this season but, tomorrow the M’s can win a game, win a series.
This strike zone better go both ways… GoMs
October 20, 2025 at 12:30 AM
This strike zone better go both ways… GoMs
Hey, does anyone know if the starting pitcher still chooses the jersey for the game? I can’t remember the M’s wearing road navy for an away game during this postseason.
October 19, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Hey, does anyone know if the starting pitcher still chooses the jersey for the game? I can’t remember the M’s wearing road navy for an away game during this postseason.
Gabe Speier’s uncle Chris hit for the cycle in 1978 as a Montreal Expo.
1978 07.20 Atl 3 at Mon 7 Speier Hits For Cycle
YouTube video by Forever Expos
youtu.be
October 18, 2025 at 6:18 PM
Gabe Speier’s uncle Chris hit for the cycle in 1978 as a Montreal Expo.
Not to be too much of a d*%# but, someone needs to tell Shi Davidi how to pronounce “Arozarena”. We’ve played five games now.
October 18, 2025 at 2:09 AM
Not to be too much of a d*%# but, someone needs to tell Shi Davidi how to pronounce “Arozarena”. We’ve played five games now.
Rogers Sportsnet absolutely ripping Brendon Little on the postgame rn.
October 18, 2025 at 1:24 AM
Rogers Sportsnet absolutely ripping Brendon Little on the postgame rn.
“You know Josh wants to hit one back to Toronto right here…”
—Rick Rizzs
—Rick Rizzs
October 18, 2025 at 12:57 AM
“You know Josh wants to hit one back to Toronto right here…”
—Rick Rizzs
—Rick Rizzs
Well, they’re throwing the ball, and catching the ball, now they just need to hit the ball. GoMs!!!
October 18, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Well, they’re throwing the ball, and catching the ball, now they just need to hit the ball. GoMs!!!
At some point of this game, a check swing call will go the M’s way.
October 17, 2025 at 11:59 PM
At some point of this game, a check swing call will go the M’s way.
Worst blown call of the postseason right there. SMH.
GoMs.
GoMs.
October 17, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Worst blown call of the postseason right there. SMH.
GoMs.
GoMs.