Brock Beauchamp
@brockbeauchamp.bsky.social
I do baseball stuff. DiamondCentric.net
has anyone else ever noticed how close "ESPN" is to being an abbreviation for "enshittification"?
February 6, 2026 at 8:04 PM
has anyone else ever noticed how close "ESPN" is to being an abbreviation for "enshittification"?
It's funny how late-career players so drastically impact how we remember those players.
For example, from 1984 to 1989, Tony Gwynn stole 206 bases.
For example, from 1984 to 1989, Tony Gwynn stole 206 bases.
February 6, 2026 at 4:45 PM
It's funny how late-career players so drastically impact how we remember those players.
For example, from 1984 to 1989, Tony Gwynn stole 206 bases.
For example, from 1984 to 1989, Tony Gwynn stole 206 bases.
and democrats wonder why they lose all the fucking time
Democrats want commonsense reform for ICE:
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
End the roving patrols and racial profiling.
Take accountability and abide by the same rules as local police.
Masks need to come off, body cameras need to stay on—no secret police in the United States of America.
February 4, 2026 at 1:39 PM
and democrats wonder why they lose all the fucking time
People can (rightfully) trash AI when it's used to create what *should* be human-generated content, but it's really good at some of the worst shit people have to do. Spent the day writing prompts so that AI tallies how much to pay our contributors, leaving me open to do... literally anything else.
February 2, 2026 at 10:54 PM
People can (rightfully) trash AI when it's used to create what *should* be human-generated content, but it's really good at some of the worst shit people have to do. Spent the day writing prompts so that AI tallies how much to pay our contributors, leaving me open to do... literally anything else.
Catherine O'Hara died?
Oh fuck off, world
Oh fuck off, world
January 30, 2026 at 10:30 PM
Catherine O'Hara died?
Oh fuck off, world
Oh fuck off, world
Prime's ad frequency in Fallout is basically at broadcast network levels. Yet more enshittification from one of the worst offenders.
January 30, 2026 at 4:50 PM
Prime's ad frequency in Fallout is basically at broadcast network levels. Yet more enshittification from one of the worst offenders.
it's really sad that i see something like this and my first thought is "a rogue staffer got hold of chuck's twitter account!"
January 29, 2026 at 2:27 PM
it's really sad that i see something like this and my first thought is "a rogue staffer got hold of chuck's twitter account!"
objectively, it's pretty funny that dhs invaded Minnesota on the pretense that we are uncooperative
oh boy, that didn't go great for them
oh boy, that didn't go great for them
January 27, 2026 at 12:47 PM
objectively, it's pretty funny that dhs invaded Minnesota on the pretense that we are uncooperative
oh boy, that didn't go great for them
oh boy, that didn't go great for them
This country needs to keep up this anger because it's terrible about following through on putting bastards in jail for political crimes. One of the biggest mistakes this country made in its history was not cutting the testicles off every fucking slaveholder in the south after the war.
January 26, 2026 at 10:31 PM
This country needs to keep up this anger because it's terrible about following through on putting bastards in jail for political crimes. One of the biggest mistakes this country made in its history was not cutting the testicles off every fucking slaveholder in the south after the war.
me reading my inbox today as it's flooded by whiny snowflakes crying about us "getting political"
January 23, 2026 at 8:18 PM
me reading my inbox today as it's flooded by whiny snowflakes crying about us "getting political"
Twins Daily replaced its front page with an ICE Out message today, and my inbox is exactly what you expect it would be
January 23, 2026 at 5:01 PM
Twins Daily replaced its front page with an ICE Out message today, and my inbox is exactly what you expect it would be
This is why I stopped taking the Hall of Fame seriously ages ago. Sure, vote for a guy linked to several gross scandals, but GOD FORBID do not vote for anyone who stuck a needle in their own butt. It's borderline incomprehensible. The BBWAA is such a fucking circle jerk.
January 22, 2026 at 2:46 PM
This is why I stopped taking the Hall of Fame seriously ages ago. Sure, vote for a guy linked to several gross scandals, but GOD FORBID do not vote for anyone who stuck a needle in their own butt. It's borderline incomprehensible. The BBWAA is such a fucking circle jerk.
white conservatives today
January 20, 2026 at 2:14 AM
white conservatives today
Reposted by Brock Beauchamp
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have purchased the Tampa Bay Rays and traded the entire organization to the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for RHP Paul Skenes
January 16, 2026 at 5:26 AM
BREAKING: The Los Angeles Dodgers have purchased the Tampa Bay Rays and traded the entire organization to the Pittsburgh Pirates in exchange for RHP Paul Skenes
lol vidal fucking brujan
Twins claimed IF/OF Vidal Bruján off waivers from the Braves and designated C/1B Mickey Gasper for assignment to make room on the 40-man roster.
Bruján was once a top-100 prospect in the Rays' system, but is now 27 and has hit just .199 in 261 games for five different MLB teams.
Bruján was once a top-100 prospect in the Rays' system, but is now 27 and has hit just .199 in 261 games for five different MLB teams.
January 14, 2026 at 6:53 PM
lol vidal fucking brujan
me: hey chatgpt, create a map with baseball logos on it
chatgpt, obviously very drunk: sure buddy here ya go *hic*
chatgpt, obviously very drunk: sure buddy here ya go *hic*
January 12, 2026 at 2:12 PM
me: hey chatgpt, create a map with baseball logos on it
chatgpt, obviously very drunk: sure buddy here ya go *hic*
chatgpt, obviously very drunk: sure buddy here ya go *hic*
some days it's incredible that i stopped drinking
the fucking mercator projection is why we're talking about greenland
holy fuck, just get me off this planet
the fucking mercator projection is why we're talking about greenland
holy fuck, just get me off this planet
Why is Trump fixated on Greenland? @sbg1.bsky.social recalls what he told us in 2021: "I said, 'Why don’t we have that?' You take a look at a map...I love maps. And I always said 'Look at the size of this, it’s massive and that should be part of the United States.'" www.newyorker.com/news/letter-...
Why Donald Trump Wants Greenland (and Everything Else)
There’s no Trump Doctrine, just a map of the world that the President wants to write his name on in big gold letters.
www.newyorker.com
January 9, 2026 at 3:03 PM
some days it's incredible that i stopped drinking
the fucking mercator projection is why we're talking about greenland
holy fuck, just get me off this planet
the fucking mercator projection is why we're talking about greenland
holy fuck, just get me off this planet
The MiLB website has changed most of its search functionality over to what MLB uses on its primary site. And it sucks, because it prioritizes an entirely different portion of the site, Major League Baseball.
January 8, 2026 at 3:21 PM
The MiLB website has changed most of its search functionality over to what MLB uses on its primary site. And it sucks, because it prioritizes an entirely different portion of the site, Major League Baseball.
@outofthevines.bsky.social Hey can you DM me? Would love to have a conversation about Cubs coverage with you. Thanks!
January 5, 2026 at 8:37 PM
@outofthevines.bsky.social Hey can you DM me? Would love to have a conversation about Cubs coverage with you. Thanks!
the washington wizards have the largest organizational gap between logo quality and franchise quality
January 4, 2026 at 11:17 PM
the washington wizards have the largest organizational gap between logo quality and franchise quality
does maduro have the epstein files? because I still haven't seen them.
January 3, 2026 at 4:36 PM
does maduro have the epstein files? because I still haven't seen them.
everything about everything is so fucking stupid can we just stop please
Incredible. CBS Evening News announces five new “simple values” — instead of their “38-page handbook” — as they roll out Tony Dokoupil is lead anchor.
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
One of those values is simply: “We love America and make no apologies for saying so.”
January 3, 2026 at 1:31 AM
everything about everything is so fucking stupid can we just stop please
Despite gale-force headwinds as social media continues to be outright hostile to independent creators, DiamondCentric grew from 3.2m unique visitors in 2024 all the way up to 4.4m in 2025.
January 2, 2026 at 6:18 PM
Despite gale-force headwinds as social media continues to be outright hostile to independent creators, DiamondCentric grew from 3.2m unique visitors in 2024 all the way up to 4.4m in 2025.
no YOU seem suspicious motherfucker
December 23, 2025 at 9:34 PM
no YOU seem suspicious motherfucker