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BRIAN BLAKNOISE
@brianblaknoise.bsky.social
heavy bass maker, horror and film enthusiast, professional weed man and rosin connoisseur.
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November 28, 2024 at 7:42 PM
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February 24, 2025 at 6:43 PM
Having to wait 90 days at a company you're newly hired at for health insurance seems needlessly cruel. Should I spend half my paycheck on therapy and meds or just ride it out for three months?

Clearly the latter. 🙃
February 24, 2025 at 9:08 PM
Matt Walsh, one of our most profoundly unfunny and donkey brained humans.
February 22, 2025 at 4:44 PM
DA MONKEY
February 21, 2025 at 3:16 AM
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Trump rode to political prominence on birtherism and spent the last month of his campaign claiming that Haitians were eating cats.

The rise of authoritarianism in America *must* be understood as a misinformation crisis.
There's also seemingly no acknowledgement of a massive right-wing propaganda machine stirring this sentiment up. Where it does exist it's largely a manufactured, tribal outrage, it's not actually regular people getting so offended they go fash over this stuff. That's important.
February 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
I don't believe any conspiracy theory that doesn't clearly explain how a small group of people will inevitably make a lot of money. Billionaires aren't Bond villains. They do not have a philosophy. They don't want 'world domination,' they just want more money, from us.
February 20, 2025 at 3:46 PM
Getting lost in the weeds of America's newest trans vegan AI death cult, the Zizians, because in the grand scheme of the terrible torrent of news stories, this one is kinda fun.
February 19, 2025 at 4:53 PM
Devestating: no one under 30 at my new job knew who the mothman was. =[
February 18, 2025 at 8:22 PM
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Maybe I wasn’t clear about this. I wanted more egg and no plane crash, not many plane crash and no egg.
February 17, 2025 at 11:28 PM
I have become defacto dj at my dispensary. Here are some artists included:

- Cannons
- Massive Attack
- Justice
- Moby
- Boards of Canada
- Macross 82-99
- Bob Moses
- Griz
- Porter Robinson
- Skeler
- Fatboy Slim
- Odesza
- Tycho
- Charlie XCX
- Pantyraid
- Daft Punk
- Flume
- Magdalena Bay
February 18, 2025 at 5:10 PM
Some days you wake up to find the raw chicken you could have sworn was put in the fridge at a sizzling room temp on the kitchen table, and you think to yourself, that tears it, today is the day I start my manifesto.
February 12, 2025 at 7:11 PM
Never realized until today how cottagecore and trad are two sides of the same coin. A good case study in how the gays and straights can interpret the same concepts to such wildly different ends.
February 11, 2025 at 4:17 PM
I didn't know that listening to Marc Maron and Arianna Grande talking about the benefits of crying would be exactly what I needed today.
February 10, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Never been so content at a dayjob as I am selling weed 😌
February 10, 2025 at 6:19 PM
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anti-trans and anti-porn rhetoric are identical. both…

frame as “protecting the vulnerable”

erase personal agency from the people involved

weaponize “concerned parents”

use regret narratives

are based in moral panic, fueled by misinformation and pseudoscience

result in censorship laws
February 7, 2025 at 5:38 AM
Thinkin about a time when ye was cool as I watch him melt down again.
February 7, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Im hoping some good faith liberals are watching the executive orders barrel through and ask themselves why Biden couldn't do the same.
February 7, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I don't know how to convince weed smokers that percentage thc is not the same as alcohol proof.
February 7, 2025 at 3:50 PM
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February 7, 2025 at 6:54 AM
Not fast enough.
"Sonic is going to Hell."
February 7, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Man i miss cringe ass 2016 lib resistance. Ya know, cheeto man with small pee pee memes and pussy hat marches. Sure, it was all very embarrassing, but atleast it felt like people were trying to fight. The entirety of the center left and media apparatus is very 'lets give maga a chance' now.
February 7, 2025 at 1:54 AM
I may be the only white person alive who finds the deftones super annoying
February 7, 2025 at 12:27 AM
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the most insane finding in our walk-through of important somethingawful forum history is that one of the people killed in benghazi happened to be a main forum moderator in the forum, a guy that went by ‘vilerat’. the amount of important history to this forum blows my mind
February 6, 2025 at 10:09 PM
Female pop star: labels should pay artists a living wage.

Variety: was her speech really necessary or was she being kind of a c×nt? We interview five men in 'her body my choice' t shirts to weigh out both sides.
February 6, 2025 at 7:26 PM