AB
@briafy.bsky.social
Chronically nostalgic for a time that never existed.
I'm sitting in a tire shop next to a man who only speaks in analogies. 🤣
This is unreal.
This is unreal.
November 10, 2025 at 11:01 PM
I'm sitting in a tire shop next to a man who only speaks in analogies. 🤣
This is unreal.
This is unreal.
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Deep sigh
September 12, 2025 at 11:10 AM
Deep sigh
I can't believe I watched Olive Kitterage before reading the book. Smh
September 12, 2025 at 11:09 AM
I can't believe I watched Olive Kitterage before reading the book. Smh
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did this cow like me? no. but did she calmly tolerate me taking photos of her? also no
September 11, 2025 at 9:14 PM
did this cow like me? no. but did she calmly tolerate me taking photos of her? also no
"Don't come in my room, I'm doing puberty"
What is wrong with my child?
What is wrong with my child?
August 19, 2025 at 11:07 PM
"Don't come in my room, I'm doing puberty"
What is wrong with my child?
What is wrong with my child?
Slept for 9 hours and could sleep for 9 more
August 18, 2025 at 10:34 AM
Slept for 9 hours and could sleep for 9 more
Oh! With blueberry cheesecake for dessert 😊
August 15, 2025 at 2:50 AM
Oh! With blueberry cheesecake for dessert 😊
Found my new favorite restaurant
August 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Found my new favorite restaurant
Braised short ribs with red wine sauce and polenta 😋
August 15, 2025 at 2:48 AM
Braised short ribs with red wine sauce and polenta 😋
Every white man from Valdosta has the exact same voice
July 17, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Every white man from Valdosta has the exact same voice
Yall giving kids $20 when they lose a tooth?! I didn't get the memo.
July 15, 2025 at 5:28 PM
Yall giving kids $20 when they lose a tooth?! I didn't get the memo.
I need a 2, 27, 30 hair color combo without it having to be mixed 😫
July 12, 2025 at 5:22 PM
I need a 2, 27, 30 hair color combo without it having to be mixed 😫
What did I do to deserve nothing but botox and mounjaro commercials?
July 11, 2025 at 2:37 AM
What did I do to deserve nothing but botox and mounjaro commercials?
Forgetting about clothes I just brought should be a flex but it's actually early onset dementia
June 27, 2025 at 3:27 AM
Forgetting about clothes I just brought should be a flex but it's actually early onset dementia
Men: "Smile mama. It's a beautiful day.
Me:
Me:
This is Nugget. He has the teefiest teef we have ever seen. And we know the bottom six inches of furniture hates to see him coming. 12/10
June 25, 2025 at 3:53 AM
Men: "Smile mama. It's a beautiful day.
Me:
Me:
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Every time I fire up #LoveIslandUK, I think about this SNL sketch: “You WILL watch 50 hours of this. You think you won’t, but you will.” youtu.be/xj65JgmJBYc?...
Love Island - SNL
YouTube video by Saturday Night Live
youtu.be
June 22, 2025 at 1:31 PM
Every time I fire up #LoveIslandUK, I think about this SNL sketch: “You WILL watch 50 hours of this. You think you won’t, but you will.” youtu.be/xj65JgmJBYc?...
I can't explain why, but that cat is Afro American
June 22, 2025 at 11:52 PM
I can't explain why, but that cat is Afro American
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fuck them sting rays
Black folk are prejudice toward sting rays. One sting ray did something bad bout 20 something years ago and we have never let sting rays as a collective live it down.
June 22, 2025 at 8:31 PM
fuck them sting rays
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(*Taps sign*)
June 22, 2025 at 12:12 PM
(*Taps sign*)
This! 😫
June 22, 2025 at 7:12 PM
This! 😫
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intellectual conversations with people who are actually knowledgeable about the topic and have picked up a book in the past month >>>
May 30, 2025 at 12:18 PM
intellectual conversations with people who are actually knowledgeable about the topic and have picked up a book in the past month >>>
🥹
May 25, 2025 at 11:49 AM
🥹
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