Brett Belluomini
Brett Belluomini
@brettbelluomini.bsky.social
What is anyone talking about ever?
August 15, 2025 at 11:25 PM
Globalize my aunt’s fritada
June 30, 2025 at 9:39 PM
This is the dril tweet about candles but Dem politics instead
just wanna put these two images next to each other for posterity's sake
June 25, 2025 at 4:18 AM
Reposted by Brett Belluomini
The "Vote Blue No Matter Who" bitches can vote Mamdani in November 😌
June 25, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Reposted by Brett Belluomini
June 25, 2025 at 2:47 AM
I’ve never seen anyone provided a makeup call by calling a flagrant, but it could only happen to Draymond
April 29, 2025 at 3:25 AM
What’s scarier, a 14 year old girl with an Adam’s Apple dominating high school swimming or a Nazi running our government?

Honestly, same same
March 12, 2025 at 5:52 PM
The Chipotle Chronicles - Day 12:
I’ve never panic ordered because I’ve never regretted
January 16, 2025 at 6:03 PM
The Chipotle Chronicles - Day 9:
New employee just wrapped my burrito with the care and attention of 1,000 abuelas. No spillage.

I’m going to tell my grandchildren about this…
December 28, 2024 at 10:44 PM
The Chipotle Chronicles - Day 8:
Not sure why Chipotle hasn’t started selling Monsters… kind of annoying to have to walk across the parking lot to the crowded Safeway, feels like a missed opportunity
December 28, 2024 at 3:19 AM
The Chipotle Chronicles - Day 6:
Pretty empty Chipotle today, which is great. Except they just cut up some fresh steak and instead of filling my bowl with the new, fresh steak, they simply used the rest of the old steak. I got more steak out of it but at what cost…
December 26, 2024 at 8:39 PM
The Chipotle Chronicles - Day 1:
I could easily wrap a burrito better than 90% of Chipotle employees…
December 20, 2024 at 8:20 PM
Niners running backs 🤝 Spinal Tap drummers
December 9, 2024 at 12:16 AM
It’s 2030, Trump is partly through his third term. America is a Russian colony and all children are circumcised once they (hopefully) recover from their first case of Polio.

Pod Jon Favreau on X “could you imagine how bad things would be if Obama broke the rules of decorum?”
December 7, 2024 at 4:24 AM
Kyler out here trying to 360 no scope in honor of double XP weekend
December 1, 2024 at 8:24 PM
I’ll know Blue Sky has made it when I learn of a Kendrick drop from here first
November 23, 2024 at 7:13 PM
I have no idea what to call Blue Sky posts… can we just call them tweets? If not I’m calling them butterflutters
November 20, 2024 at 2:33 AM
Culture is dead and thriving
November 16, 2024 at 4:57 AM