Brenda Glasser
@brendaglasser.bsky.social
Salesforce Architect | Nerd 🤓 | Food and Drink Enthusiast | Social Anxiety Girl | Mom |Introvert | Hyperbolic Whiner | My posts are mine and not my employers’ or AI ever
Every time I travel to SF for work I end up deciding to take a redeye home instead of wasting a whole day traveling back east.
So anyways I am a zombie today after a very intense work week and some fun personal drama as a cherry on top 🍒
Happy Friday!
So anyways I am a zombie today after a very intense work week and some fun personal drama as a cherry on top 🍒
Happy Friday!
November 14, 2025 at 6:27 PM
Every time I travel to SF for work I end up deciding to take a redeye home instead of wasting a whole day traveling back east.
So anyways I am a zombie today after a very intense work week and some fun personal drama as a cherry on top 🍒
Happy Friday!
So anyways I am a zombie today after a very intense work week and some fun personal drama as a cherry on top 🍒
Happy Friday!
New job - got into SF decently early - dinner at hotel - half am ambien and a face mask and I’m ready for an early night.
Back to work full time tomorrow. I’m excited and nervous.
Back to work full time tomorrow. I’m excited and nervous.
November 10, 2025 at 3:40 AM
New job - got into SF decently early - dinner at hotel - half am ambien and a face mask and I’m ready for an early night.
Back to work full time tomorrow. I’m excited and nervous.
Back to work full time tomorrow. I’m excited and nervous.
The evil mothership
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
The evil mothership
Flying ATL to SFO today. Security at ATL was easy… so far my flight is only delayed 15 minutes… fingers crossed!
November 9, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Flying ATL to SFO today. Security at ATL was easy… so far my flight is only delayed 15 minutes… fingers crossed!
Welp my burnout break comes to an end next week but I did get to see the kitties today
November 5, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Welp my burnout break comes to an end next week but I did get to see the kitties today
A little less evil in the world today.
November 4, 2025 at 5:22 PM
A little less evil in the world today.
Me from a couple days ago thought it was a good idea to sign up for a 6:00 am Pilates class.
November 4, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Me from a couple days ago thought it was a good idea to sign up for a 6:00 am Pilates class.
Reposted by Brenda Glasser
i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
November 3, 2025 at 12:01 AM
i love winding the clocks back an hour. you get an extra hour of sleep and the only downside is several months of horrible despair.
It’s not even 6:00 and it’s dark outside and I hate this 😭😭😭😭
November 2, 2025 at 10:50 PM
It’s not even 6:00 and it’s dark outside and I hate this 😭😭😭😭
You ever just read a LinkedIn post that is so LinkedIny it actually makes your stomach hurt?
November 1, 2025 at 5:22 PM
You ever just read a LinkedIn post that is so LinkedIny it actually makes your stomach hurt?
Today I had the kitten room - little bugs are so cute and sweet 🥹 and tough to photograph
October 29, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Today I had the kitten room - little bugs are so cute and sweet 🥹 and tough to photograph
Reposted by Brenda Glasser
It’s cold and rainy and I’m only minimally employed so I am having a nice afternoon
October 27, 2025 at 8:15 PM
It’s cold and rainy and I’m only minimally employed so I am having a nice afternoon
“They put aborted fetal tissue in the Covid vaccines”
- my ex father in law, 5 minutes into seeing him for the first time in 2 years (and only the 3rd time total ever) at 10:00 am
- my ex father in law, 5 minutes into seeing him for the first time in 2 years (and only the 3rd time total ever) at 10:00 am
October 26, 2025 at 3:37 PM
“They put aborted fetal tissue in the Covid vaccines”
- my ex father in law, 5 minutes into seeing him for the first time in 2 years (and only the 3rd time total ever) at 10:00 am
- my ex father in law, 5 minutes into seeing him for the first time in 2 years (and only the 3rd time total ever) at 10:00 am
If you’re a delivery man, maintenance worker, service technician, or have a job where you enter people’s homes don’t ask women if they live there by themselves. It really freaks us out. Probably you mean nothing by it but it’s not necessary to ask at all. Thanks!
October 25, 2025 at 5:33 PM
If you’re a delivery man, maintenance worker, service technician, or have a job where you enter people’s homes don’t ask women if they live there by themselves. It really freaks us out. Probably you mean nothing by it but it’s not necessary to ask at all. Thanks!
I need to go to the gym but I am trapped
October 25, 2025 at 1:59 PM
I need to go to the gym but I am trapped
I like to be a little petty at work.
Only when it’s justified though.
Like I will happily bring receipts and be excessively compliant and communicative if someone tries to throw me or my team under the bus.
Only when it’s justified though.
Like I will happily bring receipts and be excessively compliant and communicative if someone tries to throw me or my team under the bus.
October 23, 2025 at 4:33 PM
I like to be a little petty at work.
Only when it’s justified though.
Like I will happily bring receipts and be excessively compliant and communicative if someone tries to throw me or my team under the bus.
Only when it’s justified though.
Like I will happily bring receipts and be excessively compliant and communicative if someone tries to throw me or my team under the bus.
Volunteering at a kitty rescue to recover from burnout friends today
October 23, 2025 at 12:36 AM
Volunteering at a kitty rescue to recover from burnout friends today
Almost spit my coffee out. Nah it’s not political at all.
October 20, 2025 at 12:51 PM
Almost spit my coffee out. Nah it’s not political at all.
Reposted by Brenda Glasser
I feel like the Forward Looking Statement needs updating to include the fact that the CEO is actively supporting an administration in its law-breaking pursuits.
It's one thing to tow-the-line, but this is something quite different.
It's one thing to tow-the-line, but this is something quite different.
Salesforce told ICE that its A.I. software could help the agency nearly triple its staff, according to internal documents, as President Trump expands immigration raids and deportations around the U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...
October 17, 2025 at 1:11 PM
I feel like the Forward Looking Statement needs updating to include the fact that the CEO is actively supporting an administration in its law-breaking pursuits.
It's one thing to tow-the-line, but this is something quite different.
It's one thing to tow-the-line, but this is something quite different.
Not a bad Saturday morning with the babies
October 18, 2025 at 12:38 PM
Not a bad Saturday morning with the babies
How do parents not have children?
RFK Jr: "Today the average teenager in this country has 50% of the sperm count, 50% of the testosterone of a 65 year old man. Our girls are hitting puberty 6 years early ... our parents aren't having children."
October 17, 2025 at 7:08 PM
How do parents not have children?
Wtfffffffffffff
Salesforce told ICE that its A.I. software could help the agency nearly triple its staff, according to internal documents, as President Trump expands immigration raids and deportations around the U.S. www.nytimes.com/2025/10/16/u...
October 17, 2025 at 10:31 AM
Wtfffffffffffff