Rebecca Black:
how the fuck is it not Friday
November 13, 2025 at 7:27 PM
Rebecca Black:
Me: I’d like to remove this extra blank line from this document
Microsoft Office: ok and I’ve gone ahead and changed the font and font size of the remaining text for you.
Microsoft Office: ok and I’ve gone ahead and changed the font and font size of the remaining text for you.
November 12, 2025 at 3:31 PM
Me: I’d like to remove this extra blank line from this document
Microsoft Office: ok and I’ve gone ahead and changed the font and font size of the remaining text for you.
Microsoft Office: ok and I’ve gone ahead and changed the font and font size of the remaining text for you.
smart people:
Starting to really fucking hate dumbbells
November 11, 2025 at 2:06 AM
smart people:
The supermarket was out of my very specific low sodium bread.
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 PM
The supermarket was out of my very specific low sodium bread.
when I say hell is too comfortable for these goons I mean it.
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ICE/CPB thugs tackled a nonverbal autistic man outside a Family Dollar in Chicago’s Little Village claiming he was “noncompliant.”
Witnesses begged them to stop. “Why they beating up this special boy?” one worker cried. “He comes in every day for a treat. He has the mind of a child.” 🤬🤬🤬
ICE/CPB thugs tackled a nonverbal autistic man outside a Family Dollar in Chicago’s Little Village claiming he was “noncompliant.”
Witnesses begged them to stop. “Why they beating up this special boy?” one worker cried. “He comes in every day for a treat. He has the mind of a child.” 🤬🤬🤬
November 8, 2025 at 2:37 AM
when I say hell is too comfortable for these goons I mean it.
I’m sorry, we have to stop asking questions about billionaires and their opinions on anything, especially governance.
After spending months and millions attacking Zohran Mamdani, billionaire Bill Ackman tweeted a short congratulations and offered to help the new Mayor-elect.
@premthakker.bsky.social asked @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social about his response to Ackman, and if he would work with the billionaire:
@premthakker.bsky.social asked @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social about his response to Ackman, and if he would work with the billionaire:
November 5, 2025 at 11:49 PM
I’m sorry, we have to stop asking questions about billionaires and their opinions on anything, especially governance.
he keeps winning???
Zohran Mamdani, the mayor-elect of New York City, will turn to veterans of City Hall, nonprofit executives and a former chair of the Federal Trade Commission — all of them women — to lead his official transition effort, he said on Wednesday. nyti.ms/4nHdyOP
November 5, 2025 at 9:19 PM
he keeps winning???
Let us not forget this moment of true joy that this movie gave us
November 2, 2025 at 10:40 PM
Let us not forget this moment of true joy that this movie gave us
I say this with sincere admiration: there was a full scene in this week’s Matlock where Kathy Bates eats fried chicken while blindfolded.
October 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
I say this with sincere admiration: there was a full scene in this week’s Matlock where Kathy Bates eats fried chicken while blindfolded.
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I would rather live next door to someone who speaks another language than live next door to someone who doesn’t want to live near people who speak other languages. I know nothing about Person A but I know person B is a shitbird.
Vance says it is "totally reasonable and acceptable" for people to not want to live next door to people who speak a different language than they do
October 29, 2025 at 5:01 PM
I would rather live next door to someone who speaks another language than live next door to someone who doesn’t want to live near people who speak other languages. I know nothing about Person A but I know person B is a shitbird.
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Quite a world when a federal judge has to call in a federal official to specifically tell him he can't use tear gas on children in Halloween costumes
October 28, 2025 at 3:19 PM
Quite a world when a federal judge has to call in a federal official to specifically tell him he can't use tear gas on children in Halloween costumes
Stop everything and look at this woodpecker.
October 26, 2025 at 3:36 PM
Stop everything and look at this woodpecker.
I think a lot about the American experience can be summed up by the fact that growing up, people would buy orange plastic garbage bags with jack o lantern faces printed on them, stuff them with leaves, and leave the bags on their front lawns for weeks at a time as the leaves slowly decayed inside.
October 26, 2025 at 2:55 PM
I think a lot about the American experience can be summed up by the fact that growing up, people would buy orange plastic garbage bags with jack o lantern faces printed on them, stuff them with leaves, and leave the bags on their front lawns for weeks at a time as the leaves slowly decayed inside.
As someone who loves people but hates fear, I’ll love your Halloween outfits from afar.
October 26, 2025 at 1:45 AM
As someone who loves people but hates fear, I’ll love your Halloween outfits from afar.
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Also someone needs to explain to, not just Rappoport (who is an idiot), but a lot of other people too, that the premise of democratic socialism is not that everyone is poor but that everyone can have nice things and afford an occasional date night out
i don't get it. omen sushi in nyc is cheaper than nobu in malibu, where you dined last year without your wife
October 22, 2025 at 10:40 AM
Also someone needs to explain to, not just Rappoport (who is an idiot), but a lot of other people too, that the premise of democratic socialism is not that everyone is poor but that everyone can have nice things and afford an occasional date night out
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I’m gonna miss him in a way
October 21, 2025 at 7:39 PM
I’m gonna miss him in a way
Counting down the days until Trader Joe’s sets out their dog treat advent calendar.
October 18, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Counting down the days until Trader Joe’s sets out their dog treat advent calendar.
Texted two different friend groups and no responses.
October 17, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Texted two different friend groups and no responses.
just glad his barber hates him too.
STEPHANOPOULOS: I didn't insinuate anything. I asked you whether Tom Homan accepted $50k as was heard on an audio tape recorded by the FBI in September 2024. You did not answer the question. Thank you for your time.
VANCE: No, George, I sai--
STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
VANCE: No, George, I sai--
STEPHANOPOULOS: We'll be right back
October 13, 2025 at 12:40 AM
just glad his barber hates him too.
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UNTIL IT’S DONE, Ep. 4: Sylvia Rivera
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
In the 1970s, queer New Yorkers had been pushed to the margins of NYC. Our trans neighbors faced immense cruelty. But in Sylvia Rivera, they found a champion.
As we combat Trump’s politics of darkness, her legacy can light the path forward.
October 11, 2025 at 1:41 PM
Strong craving for a sausage roll from some random London bakery.
October 11, 2025 at 1:34 AM
Strong craving for a sausage roll from some random London bakery.
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The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.
October 8, 2025 at 2:09 PM
The elimination of USAID is a moral atrocity and all involved made a choice to enable, and then lie about, ending the lives of some of the most vulnerable people in the world.
Made a to do list on Friday for work and completed every item today and I hate that it makes me happy.
October 7, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Made a to do list on Friday for work and completed every item today and I hate that it makes me happy.
Took this pic on Friday night and I’m still tired.
October 6, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Took this pic on Friday night and I’m still tired.