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Brian
@breimels.bsky.social
Lawyer. Bad ass MC.

NYC/NJ.

Gay.
You all better wish my actual Persian brother @seancw.bsky.social a happy birthday right now!!!
February 12, 2026 at 5:41 PM
I think I got food poisoning from the gyoza 🙃🙃
four drinks deep from happy hour and ordering gyoza. can’t hurt me now!!
February 12, 2026 at 12:01 PM
four drinks deep from happy hour and ordering gyoza. can’t hurt me now!!
February 12, 2026 at 1:13 AM
good morning I am still dehydrated from this weekend
February 10, 2026 at 2:57 PM
fifteen minutes into ep 4 and water works. Great way to start the day!!
Keeping up with my trend of crying at least once during every episode of The Pitt. s2e1, you got me!!!
February 5, 2026 at 1:13 PM
Why is there a cartoon cow on this carton of eggs??
February 1, 2026 at 1:51 AM
At that point of unpacking where I can’t find that *one* thing.
January 31, 2026 at 10:21 PM
Not enough lotion in the world for my hands these days 🥴🥴
January 30, 2026 at 1:53 PM
At the point of packing my home where chemicals are getting thrown into a box with food and I’ll take my chances.
January 27, 2026 at 8:03 PM
Reposted by Brian
UNITY THAT REFUSES TO NAME VIOLENCE
IS JUST LOYALTY TO THE ONES HOLDING THE WEAPONS
One of the best things I’ve read in a while:
January 25, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Nooooo the sexy middle eastern comic I follow on ig is hawking crypto 😭😭😭
January 23, 2026 at 3:12 PM
monday is sunday and I’ve had a few drinks so I have some thoughts.
January 20, 2026 at 1:19 AM
it won’t stop.
January 19, 2026 at 6:25 PM
I got my hair cut and all of a sudden I got the urge to go out.
January 17, 2026 at 11:19 PM
You get until midnight tonight to finish posting your pics from 2016, then IT’S OVER. ENOUGH.
January 17, 2026 at 3:53 PM
Reposted by Brian
The Trump-Vance administration just used your taxes to pay for an ICE agent to do this to a 21-year-old kid, who was only protesting because another ICE agent killed a mother of three, who was only there because ICE agents are kidnapping your neighbors
January 15, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Keeping up with my trend of crying at least once during every episode of The Pitt. s2e1, you got me!!!
January 15, 2026 at 5:08 PM
The dog day care next to my new apartment just called to say they’re closing at the end of the month 😭😭😔
January 13, 2026 at 4:13 PM
Comrade Hochul, welcome to the resistance.
January 13, 2026 at 2:21 PM
round up every single one of these ICE officers and throw away the key.
A video of ICE agents conducting door-to-door searches today in Minneapolis

The homeowner requests a warrant repeatedly, is told they don't require one, then is told they're getting it, then the agents storm in anyway

They also point a taser at her to try and disrupt filming
January 12, 2026 at 3:53 PM
a squirrel when he jumps onto a bird feeder:
bye birds ✌️
January 12, 2026 at 12:53 AM
Reposted by Brian
“Fucking bitch” is not what you say about someone you’re actively scared of
January 9, 2026 at 11:40 PM
yesterday’s adventures in take out
January 4, 2026 at 3:58 PM
and these are my emotional support leftover ravioli
December 28, 2025 at 9:37 PM
ok we gotta ban people in hotel lobbies in pajamas
December 28, 2025 at 3:20 AM