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Randy described eternity.
Pinned
Plz plz plz Mr. Stanton spend some dough.
Re: BM convo

Team,

As per the last email request, I will circle back with upper management and continue to monitor the situation.

Thank you for your attention to this matter.

Regards,
Sr Asst to the Mg Dir
November 15, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I win! I win!
It was:
Grandpa in his bunker with the photo of Cheeto going down on Bubba.
a woman in a pink sweater is sitting at a table with her hands in her hair and says b-b-b-bingo .
ALT: a woman in a pink sweater is sitting at a table with her hands in her hair and says b-b-b-bingo .
media.tenor.com
November 15, 2025 at 3:13 AM
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Cal was robbed!
November 14, 2025 at 5:45 PM
Well, I guess what they say is true
I could never be the right kind of girl for you
I could never Alison Brie your woman
I could never Alison Brie your woman
I could never Alison Brie your woman
November 14, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Fiona & Cake has gone off the rails.
#TinyCheers
November 14, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Big Dumper you'll always be the MVP of my heart 💙
November 14, 2025 at 1:31 AM
November 13, 2025 at 7:48 PM
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Every November 12th the family gathers around the laptop for our annual Banksgiving tradition.

We all hop on a group Zoom with our financial advisor to honor the signing of the Gramm-Leach-Bliley Act and we each share which of the Act's 3 key rules we're most thankful for (obvi Safeguards Rule.)
October 28, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Reposting with an iconic fictional band.
November 12, 2025 at 2:02 AM
We have got to get these two together.
Tusky & Elle
November 11, 2025 at 4:59 PM
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In 2006 a high school English teacher asked students to write to a famous author & ask for advice.

KURT VONNEGUT - born 103yrs ago today - was the only one to respond.

His reply was a doozy.
November 11, 2025 at 10:39 AM
www.lego.com/en-us/produc...
🤦‍♂️🧱Hey Lego that's embarrassing.
November 10, 2025 at 7:17 PM
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Fuck OFFFFFF
I, and millions of others, can feed our neighbors until you get your shit together. It is devastating that we need to but it is much more possible than the alternative.

I cannot prescribe insulin or set a broken leg, or scan a brain tumor.

Universal Healthcare or Bust
Democrats have been fighting for months to address America's healthcare crisis

For the millions who will lose coverage
For people with cancer who won't get the care they need
For working families who can't afford to pay $25K more a year for healthcare

We will keep fighting
November 10, 2025 at 5:59 AM
Such goddamn fucking bullshit!
Let's fight and hold the line just to cave and give the most ruthless POS administration what they want with nothing to show for it.
I'm done being a Democrat! Fuck all you motherfucking spineless senators!
November 10, 2025 at 2:52 AM
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so currently defectors are:

Kaine (2030)
Shaheen (Retiring)
Hasan (2028)
Fetterman (2028)
Durbin (Retiring)
CCM (2028)
Rosen (2030)
King (2030)
November 10, 2025 at 1:52 AM
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This is madness. It's getting hard to continue to support these senate dems. Feeling hopeless
November 10, 2025 at 1:50 AM
Thanks again DraftKings & FanDuel
November 9, 2025 at 8:31 PM
Foamingly chased his prey —

Trump = Ahab
more a demon than a man!
November 9, 2025 at 5:56 PM
Win-Win #goducks women's basketball
November 9, 2025 at 12:05 AM
Nice 👍 💚💛
November 8, 2025 at 11:58 PM
November 8, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Oh you gotta be shitting me.
November 8, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Going to throw a grenade into the religious right:

God (They/Them)
November 8, 2025 at 10:39 PM
#GoDucks Grease the lens
November 8, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Teach your children well.
November 8, 2025 at 3:30 PM