BranVanChemist
@branvanchemist.bsky.social
Heavy Metal, Chemistry & Oklahoma Football. Former #chemist & #teacher now I’m your Lab Inspector. Dog Mom of Lucie-fur
Forever going to love the Carrot weather app. Their world map treasure hunt feature is the highlight of my damn day sometimes. 10/10 for my mental health ⭐️
February 16, 2025 at 8:26 PM
Forever going to love the Carrot weather app. Their world map treasure hunt feature is the highlight of my damn day sometimes. 10/10 for my mental health ⭐️
I do rather enjoy sentiments other than “Happy Birthday” 😆😆
(Yes I am 42 today)
(Yes I am 42 today)
February 15, 2025 at 10:07 PM
I do rather enjoy sentiments other than “Happy Birthday” 😆😆
(Yes I am 42 today)
(Yes I am 42 today)
I think I should start posting the un-hinged shit men say to me on dating apps. One of my prompts “Dating me is like…” says “Starting a video game on the hardest level.” This is a quote and funny to honor my friend David who passed and it’s becoming the ultimate vibe check.
February 15, 2025 at 8:42 PM
I think I should start posting the un-hinged shit men say to me on dating apps. One of my prompts “Dating me is like…” says “Starting a video game on the hardest level.” This is a quote and funny to honor my friend David who passed and it’s becoming the ultimate vibe check.
Valentine’s Day Poetry Contest for Cannabis
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Fresh Connection Announces Valentine’s Day Poetry Contest — Fat Nugs Magazine
Fitchburg, Massachusetts January 24, 2025. In the spirit of Saint Valentine, The Fresh Connection is throwing a poetry contest to show their love and appreciation for everyone’s most beloved flower. T...
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February 7, 2025 at 2:27 PM
Valentine’s Day Poetry Contest for Cannabis
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Let’s just check on the little crab I posted this morning and hey look at that it’s my most-liked post ever, by a lot.
Y’all like weird little guys, huh? I can work with that.
Y’all like weird little guys, huh? I can work with that.
Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found
January 19, 2025 at 6:08 PM
Let’s just check on the little crab I posted this morning and hey look at that it’s my most-liked post ever, by a lot.
Y’all like weird little guys, huh? I can work with that.
Y’all like weird little guys, huh? I can work with that.
My mom bought her a coat so she was ready this morning.
January 5, 2025 at 2:26 PM
My mom bought her a coat so she was ready this morning.
I am not ready for the cold coming this week. Specifically, walking the dog at fawk-o-clock.
January 4, 2025 at 6:56 PM
I am not ready for the cold coming this week. Specifically, walking the dog at fawk-o-clock.
New Year. New Tattoo
January 3, 2025 at 2:14 PM
New Year. New Tattoo
RIP homie. You were a good one in the L.
December 28, 2024 at 2:15 AM
RIP homie. You were a good one in the L.
This explains my year, perfectly.
December 24, 2024 at 6:55 PM
This explains my year, perfectly.
I got the Hip Hop Remix on Beat Saber and played Anaconda.They really make you duck and bend over every time he says “Look at her butt.”
I’m dead. This is my new workout.
I’m dead. This is my new workout.
December 24, 2024 at 5:11 PM
I got the Hip Hop Remix on Beat Saber and played Anaconda.They really make you duck and bend over every time he says “Look at her butt.”
I’m dead. This is my new workout.
I’m dead. This is my new workout.
Merry Krampus 🌲🐦⬛✨
December 24, 2024 at 1:17 AM
Merry Krampus 🌲🐦⬛✨
When you find your DARE medal so it’s part of your decor now.
I won this from an essay contest. They really made me write out a life plan in 6th grade about how I would stay vigilant in the war against drugs 🙄
I won this from an essay contest. They really made me write out a life plan in 6th grade about how I would stay vigilant in the war against drugs 🙄
December 22, 2024 at 9:26 PM
When you find your DARE medal so it’s part of your decor now.
I won this from an essay contest. They really made me write out a life plan in 6th grade about how I would stay vigilant in the war against drugs 🙄
I won this from an essay contest. They really made me write out a life plan in 6th grade about how I would stay vigilant in the war against drugs 🙄
Something I’ve started in 2024 is re-learning Italian.
December 13, 2024 at 2:20 AM
Something I’ve started in 2024 is re-learning Italian.
State-run medical marijuana test lab set to open in Oklahoma City in early 2025
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State-run medical marijuana test lab set to open in Oklahoma City in early 2025 • Oklahoma Voice
Oklahoma’s medical marijuana regulatory agency is working to open a testing laboratory in February in Oklahoma City.
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December 2, 2024 at 1:46 PM
State-run medical marijuana test lab set to open in Oklahoma City in early 2025
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Another successful cross-stitch framed for a homie (who requested this)—- as well as my current project. These will be my legacy ✨😆
November 29, 2024 at 4:37 AM
Another successful cross-stitch framed for a homie (who requested this)—- as well as my current project. These will be my legacy ✨😆
The only good thing about hot flashes is you get any patio to yourself during the winter 😆
November 28, 2024 at 12:34 AM
The only good thing about hot flashes is you get any patio to yourself during the winter 😆
I like to run away for the holidays.
November 27, 2024 at 11:42 PM
I like to run away for the holidays.
I had three great nephews born on the same day. What are the damn odds.
November 27, 2024 at 2:04 PM
I had three great nephews born on the same day. What are the damn odds.
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Someone I don't know told me I was being an irresponsible and unprofessional scientist for sharing a meme.
Here is my official response:
Here is my official response:
a close up of a minion 's face with its mouth open
ALT: a close up of a minion 's face with its mouth open
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November 25, 2024 at 2:19 PM
Someone I don't know told me I was being an irresponsible and unprofessional scientist for sharing a meme.
Here is my official response:
Here is my official response:
I’m going to have to dedicate some time in making sure I find everyone from my twitterverse and creating my lists again.
November 24, 2024 at 10:38 PM
I’m going to have to dedicate some time in making sure I find everyone from my twitterverse and creating my lists again.
