The New York Critter Convention
bransonowns.bsky.social
The New York Critter Convention
@bransonowns.bsky.social
e1podcast guy
in the new season of reacher he beats up a guy for banging his sourdough starter
February 25, 2025 at 3:11 AM
February 21, 2025 at 3:52 AM
i'm back for another tweet on bluesky
February 20, 2025 at 1:47 PM
I'm thinking of a post on here (blue sky) that will change everything. Tons of attention for me, tons of praise, new career opportunities and an influx of wealth I could never even of dreamed of. More news coming soon - B
February 5, 2025 at 3:03 PM
the government is defunding hot ones
February 4, 2025 at 5:40 PM
branson news update: chinas deep sink got a bunch of rich guys propeller hats spinning around. but you can't laugh because it'll hurt you more somehow. in sports news, the most moral football teams won. and lastly, opinion. Buy a big ham and slice it to deli meat yourself. Ham is very versatile.
January 27, 2025 at 3:43 PM
i think posting is over
January 23, 2025 at 3:21 PM
i am here on blue sky to learn from the chinese people
January 16, 2025 at 2:58 AM
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Heyyy Merry Christmas, it’s Tuesday so we had @bransonowns.bsky.social on to check in to see how our guys are doing this Christmas are the feet guys weird, are the cruise guys selfish? Are the lottery guys paranoid? sites.libsyn.com/458346/guys-...
Guys: With Bryan Quinby: Guys: Episode 99 - Christmas "Guys" 2024 with Branson
Ho Ho Ho everyone. It is christmas eve (when this comes out) and we had from on the traditional Guys Christmas Show where we check in with some of our guys and see how they are celebrating Christmas...
sites.libsyn.com
December 24, 2024 at 3:27 PM
i use this website when i want to feel younger
December 23, 2024 at 4:27 AM
i heard that recently in an ancient temple deep underground they found "the kama sutra for going to the bathroom"
November 25, 2024 at 3:29 PM
i'm tired of hearing about how many hours of sleep you got last night if its less than 8. sorry if you dont know how to live your life regular. Fuck You actually. sleep is easy as hell even dogs do it! I don't care WHAT happens to you! I hope you NEVER sleep again!
November 25, 2024 at 4:01 AM
filling up my ship in the bottle with soda
November 23, 2024 at 2:17 PM
saw a frog man
November 23, 2024 at 5:32 AM
rolled over and crushed my ship in a bottle in my sleep
November 22, 2024 at 2:45 PM
listening to stressful violin music and working on my ship in a bottle
November 22, 2024 at 2:21 PM
saw a man turn into a motorcycle right before my fuckin eyes
November 21, 2024 at 4:01 AM
Saw two dragons banging in an abandoned parking lot at night. Took this pic then ran
November 21, 2024 at 3:43 AM
saw a bugbear in the woods earlier
November 21, 2024 at 3:33 AM
Helloooo Bluesky? Is anyone here? Allow me to introduce myself, ahem. My name is Three Phillips, I am a Christian Satanist and Mystic, I have boiled over four men, and I am the latest evacuee of the hellsite. Looking forward to the warm welcome! I am a truly evil person capable of doing much worse.
November 20, 2024 at 2:28 PM
(Walks into the room already jacking off)
November 18, 2024 at 4:53 PM
wonderful bagel breakfast. just a little cream cheese and a cup of coffee. wow. what a way to start the day. i am capable of tremendous acts of evil
November 15, 2024 at 2:01 PM
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"The Post-Campaign Fundraiser for Kamala Harris" - Communications director Zorus Merlin (@bransonowns.bsky.social) and data scientist and consultant Sean Seaside (@charlesaustin.bsky.social) raise money for the Kamala Harris presidential campaign to pay off its debts.

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361 - The Post-Campaign Fundraiser for Kamala Harris | episode 1
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November 14, 2024 at 6:36 PM
haven't seen palestine on here once. whats up with that
November 14, 2024 at 6:34 PM