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Brandon
@brannydoden.bsky.social
Curvy Capricorn. Dog Dad. Animal lover. Coffee Addict.
Smile because laugh lines are sexier than wrinkles
9 chances out of 10 this was me on my way to your house to do my job 🤣🤣

For the record I’m heading home not to a client 😂🤣
February 16, 2026 at 11:08 PM
On my way to provide support to your loved ones!! 🙂
February 16, 2026 at 11:07 PM
Porn
February 15, 2026 at 5:30 PM
Whelp….. sometimes the inside thoughts become outside actions 🤣😂
February 15, 2026 at 2:10 PM
I’d fuck me
February 15, 2026 at 2:07 PM
I should have got this….. if I were to have sex with a fantasy creature it would probably be an orc🙈
February 14, 2026 at 7:20 PM
Doing hot girl shit
February 14, 2026 at 7:19 PM
Am I pretty enough to have a “chat”? Let’s try…..
Chat,
How do we feel about this length? I bought cheap ugly nails to test how I feel about nails with my ADLs

The pattern is hideous
February 13, 2026 at 11:12 PM
February 13, 2026 at 9:30 PM
Period!
February 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Fuck ICE
February 13, 2026 at 4:23 PM
Best $2 ever spent
February 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Sooo I forgot I bought this!
February 13, 2026 at 4:22 PM
Fat person problems… the red ring from toilet lol buttttttt shake that body!!!! Something about blah blah blah psychology and moving your body for your mood and blah blah blah somatic psychology… just google it… damn 😂
February 12, 2026 at 9:20 PM
Bum
February 12, 2026 at 3:58 PM
I look like I need several naps
February 11, 2026 at 12:01 PM
I’m vers-ish 🤣. I’ve topped before
February 11, 2026 at 1:08 AM
February 10, 2026 at 9:47 PM
Me
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
This movie was filmed where I grew up. Kittanning and Ford City, PA. The mine was right by my Dad’s house.
Re-Watching My Bloody Valentine (2009)!

If you're going to recreate the crimes on the anniversary of a town's killing spree, it should be done every year. If it is only done every 5-years it's like a cash grab! It's either annual or don't do it! You can go bigger every 5th anniversary though!
February 9, 2026 at 11:05 AM
Ok werk GaGa
February 9, 2026 at 1:34 AM
Punt punt punt yeahhh sports
February 9, 2026 at 1:10 AM
Sooo there is something gender affirming about me with nails holding my small dick… no pictures
February 8, 2026 at 5:59 PM
😘
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM
🤷‍♂️
February 8, 2026 at 5:56 PM