I told you we’d be back

Listening to the audio book of Raw Dog by Jamie Lotus (@jamieloftus.bsky.social) and I absolutely love it. Jamie, please don't be upset that I heard the entirety of the "A Word" chapter in the rhythm of Rutger Hauer's end monologue from Blade Runner.

HP as a company, as well as all the products it makes have a duty and a moral obligation to go suck a fat diiiiiiiiickk

I love cooking with wine (recipe calls for 1 cup, I finish the bottle)

"did you make that logo signifying Europe's grim duty to rearm in the face of a hostile United States and expanding Russia?"

"Sure did boss, made it real goatse just like you asked,"

A weekday is when you spend $30 for no reason. A weekend is the same but it's $50

American culture can be quirky. Let’s hope it remains true to form.

✨🌈 The more you know 🌈✨

What's the largest evil company that hasn't set up a Bluesky account yet? I think we have a real shot of causing some P.R. nightmares at this stage of the app