Barf Party
@braidedlimbs.bsky.social
🧙🏽 Merlin for Hire 🔮
🆗 Master in the field of Moronics 🆒
🆗 Master in the field of Moronics 🆒
Maybe the announcement is Connor’s Wedding!
September 2, 2025 at 3:16 PM
Maybe the announcement is Connor’s Wedding!
If Michael B Jordan ruins his career with some franchise bullshit I’m fighting everyone.
July 12, 2025 at 2:12 PM
If Michael B Jordan ruins his career with some franchise bullshit I’m fighting everyone.
Dave ‘Kardashian’ Grohl
Dave ‘Lohl’ More like…
Dave ‘Lohl’ More like…
July 3, 2025 at 1:39 PM
Dave ‘Kardashian’ Grohl
Dave ‘Lohl’ More like…
Dave ‘Lohl’ More like…
Fitting that humanity will burn itself to cinders training AI chatbots how to prey on vulnerable lonely men.
I wish it was aliens.
I wish it was aliens.
June 26, 2025 at 4:36 AM
Fitting that humanity will burn itself to cinders training AI chatbots how to prey on vulnerable lonely men.
I wish it was aliens.
I wish it was aliens.
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waking up in the morning and kissing every singing bird on its dumb little head
May 13, 2025 at 6:37 AM
waking up in the morning and kissing every singing bird on its dumb little head
“There’s no organ within organized religion for metabolizing revelation. Mystical insights must be labeled as heresy to preserve the integrity of doctrine, lest epistemological chaos ensue.”
@krkwood.bsky.social hammering it all home on this one 🙌🏽
@krkwood.bsky.social hammering it all home on this one 🙌🏽
May 13, 2025 at 4:37 PM
“There’s no organ within organized religion for metabolizing revelation. Mystical insights must be labeled as heresy to preserve the integrity of doctrine, lest epistemological chaos ensue.”
@krkwood.bsky.social hammering it all home on this one 🙌🏽
@krkwood.bsky.social hammering it all home on this one 🙌🏽
Listen to the crowd lose any shred of hope they had that they could return to reality unchanged. #Meshuggah #Lethargica #ElderGodTier
April 25, 2025 at 5:02 PM
Listen to the crowd lose any shred of hope they had that they could return to reality unchanged. #Meshuggah #Lethargica #ElderGodTier
Frank like smelling the flowers
April 24, 2025 at 2:24 PM
Frank like smelling the flowers
Dachshunds are called ‘Wiener Dogs’ not because of how they look, but how they act.
April 12, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Dachshunds are called ‘Wiener Dogs’ not because of how they look, but how they act.
While I’d love to know the time and case to use Whom vs. Who…
But some of y’all can’t even figure out that paying for freight makes things more expensive.
But some of y’all can’t even figure out that paying for freight makes things more expensive.
April 9, 2025 at 3:17 PM
While I’d love to know the time and case to use Whom vs. Who…
But some of y’all can’t even figure out that paying for freight makes things more expensive.
But some of y’all can’t even figure out that paying for freight makes things more expensive.
Can we just make everything from China infinitely expensive and just shut the fuck up for 15 minutes.
These children. Fucking SHUT UP.
Ultimate 5D chess. Temu is regular price. Wow. Incredible.
These children. Fucking SHUT UP.
Ultimate 5D chess. Temu is regular price. Wow. Incredible.
April 9, 2025 at 11:54 AM
Can we just make everything from China infinitely expensive and just shut the fuck up for 15 minutes.
These children. Fucking SHUT UP.
Ultimate 5D chess. Temu is regular price. Wow. Incredible.
These children. Fucking SHUT UP.
Ultimate 5D chess. Temu is regular price. Wow. Incredible.
I’m starting to really love being in this space again. I feel like I’ve been remodeling it for a decade, it’s had its high points and low points… but it’s getting back to being a place I want to be and live and breathe for the first time in a long time.
April 6, 2025 at 2:34 PM
I’m starting to really love being in this space again. I feel like I’ve been remodeling it for a decade, it’s had its high points and low points… but it’s getting back to being a place I want to be and live and breathe for the first time in a long time.
@clppng.bsky.social ‘s ‘Dodger’ is the best piece of music that will drop this year.
If you have a counter point it better be glued to a fist or I won’t accept it.
If you have a counter point it better be glued to a fist or I won’t accept it.
April 5, 2025 at 1:37 PM
@clppng.bsky.social ‘s ‘Dodger’ is the best piece of music that will drop this year.
If you have a counter point it better be glued to a fist or I won’t accept it.
If you have a counter point it better be glued to a fist or I won’t accept it.
Don’t forget!
April Blizzards Bring May Wizards!
🧙🏽♂️ 🔮 🪄
April Blizzards Bring May Wizards!
🧙🏽♂️ 🔮 🪄
April 2, 2025 at 10:54 PM
Don’t forget!
April Blizzards Bring May Wizards!
🧙🏽♂️ 🔮 🪄
April Blizzards Bring May Wizards!
🧙🏽♂️ 🔮 🪄
My desk is right in front of a window.
You won’t have to leave your car to throw a brick through my face.
You won’t have to leave your car to throw a brick through my face.
April 2, 2025 at 3:00 PM
My desk is right in front of a window.
You won’t have to leave your car to throw a brick through my face.
You won’t have to leave your car to throw a brick through my face.
I’m just straight up fucking livid winter wont just die and fuck off forever.
I know the planet collapsing is bad, but I will never miss the cold.
I know the planet collapsing is bad, but I will never miss the cold.
April 2, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I’m just straight up fucking livid winter wont just die and fuck off forever.
I know the planet collapsing is bad, but I will never miss the cold.
I know the planet collapsing is bad, but I will never miss the cold.
John Mayer can’t play a single Decapitated riff and that’s why he’s wack as fuck.
April 1, 2025 at 8:53 PM
John Mayer can’t play a single Decapitated riff and that’s why he’s wack as fuck.
The Studio is good but needs to be pantsed.
March 31, 2025 at 3:34 AM
The Studio is good but needs to be pantsed.
Fuck… they let Mumford and his annoying ass kids back out.
March 28, 2025 at 1:25 PM
Fuck… they let Mumford and his annoying ass kids back out.
I saw the news by mistake again today.
March 27, 2025 at 6:44 PM
I saw the news by mistake again today.
What’s the most famous ‘Local Band’ of all time?
A) Red Hot Chili Peppers
B) Drowning Pool
C) Both
A) Red Hot Chili Peppers
B) Drowning Pool
C) Both
March 26, 2025 at 8:24 PM
What’s the most famous ‘Local Band’ of all time?
A) Red Hot Chili Peppers
B) Drowning Pool
C) Both
A) Red Hot Chili Peppers
B) Drowning Pool
C) Both
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if i woke up as an ICE agent i would blow my brains out
March 26, 2025 at 7:05 PM
if i woke up as an ICE agent i would blow my brains out
I don’t care that about having a credit score, I care about the small Gremlins infesting the Appalachian Cave Systems.
i don't care about being liked or posting bangers i care about collecting evidence proving the existence of lake monsters
March 26, 2025 at 6:33 PM
I don’t care that about having a credit score, I care about the small Gremlins infesting the Appalachian Cave Systems.