BRAB
@bradcandoit.bsky.social
Everybody’s favorite unkillable dirt pile
10 years from now nobody is going to admit that they were an ICE agent if we don’t make them
February 1, 2026 at 9:49 PM
10 years from now nobody is going to admit that they were an ICE agent if we don’t make them
Our world is so shitty both the parents from Home Alone are dead now
January 30, 2026 at 7:11 PM
Our world is so shitty both the parents from Home Alone are dead now
The worst part about falling asleep rewatching WATCHMEN (2019) is waking up in the middle of HBO auto playing WATCHMEN (2009)
January 30, 2026 at 2:24 PM
The worst part about falling asleep rewatching WATCHMEN (2019) is waking up in the middle of HBO auto playing WATCHMEN (2009)
Ted Cruz advising politicians to stop with extreme rhetoric is Tim Robinson in a hot dog suit going “We’re ALL trying to find the person who did this”
Ted Cruz: "If you're being told, this is a mom of three -- and she's not waving an ISIS flag or doesn't have a suicide vest -- escalating the rhetoric doesn't help, and it actually loses credibility. So I would encourage the administration to be more measured and recognize the tragedy."
January 27, 2026 at 3:36 PM
Ted Cruz advising politicians to stop with extreme rhetoric is Tim Robinson in a hot dog suit going “We’re ALL trying to find the person who did this”
This is going to be the year of Super Bowl commercials trying to convince us AI is good just like 2022 they tried to convince us on NFTs & crypto writ large
January 26, 2026 at 8:17 PM
This is going to be the year of Super Bowl commercials trying to convince us AI is good just like 2022 they tried to convince us on NFTs & crypto writ large
GOP trying to say he’s in perfect health whilst the right side of his face continues to slide clear off his skull.
January 25, 2026 at 4:40 AM
GOP trying to say he’s in perfect health whilst the right side of his face continues to slide clear off his skull.
You, a fool: Imagine an alternate universe where Kurt Cobaine lived a long life
Me, a wise man: Imagine an alternate universe where Krist Novoselic was the one who stayed famous after Kurt died
Me, a wise man: Imagine an alternate universe where Krist Novoselic was the one who stayed famous after Kurt died
January 24, 2026 at 7:09 AM
You, a fool: Imagine an alternate universe where Kurt Cobaine lived a long life
Me, a wise man: Imagine an alternate universe where Krist Novoselic was the one who stayed famous after Kurt died
Me, a wise man: Imagine an alternate universe where Krist Novoselic was the one who stayed famous after Kurt died
Today I went to Costco with a friend and got:
-Rotisserie Chicken
-Magic Spoon Cereal
-Broccoli
-Creatine
-Protein
I’m never beating the gymbro accusations
-Rotisserie Chicken
-Magic Spoon Cereal
-Broccoli
-Creatine
-Protein
I’m never beating the gymbro accusations
January 22, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Today I went to Costco with a friend and got:
-Rotisserie Chicken
-Magic Spoon Cereal
-Broccoli
-Creatine
-Protein
I’m never beating the gymbro accusations
-Rotisserie Chicken
-Magic Spoon Cereal
-Broccoli
-Creatine
-Protein
I’m never beating the gymbro accusations
You know in “The Matrix” movies how The Oracle is portrayed as an ally to the humans even though she is designed by and part of the same system of control as the Agents and other machine programs?
That’s the Democrats. They are part of the system and the system is working.
That’s the Democrats. They are part of the system and the system is working.
I genuinely think that a lot of Democratic elected are failing to meet the moment because they look at everything happening and they think, well, nothing bad can ever happen to me personally because I went to Harvard
January 22, 2026 at 3:27 PM
You know in “The Matrix” movies how The Oracle is portrayed as an ally to the humans even though she is designed by and part of the same system of control as the Agents and other machine programs?
That’s the Democrats. They are part of the system and the system is working.
That’s the Democrats. They are part of the system and the system is working.
Scatman John’s favorite Asian food was definitely bibimbap.
January 22, 2026 at 2:04 PM
Scatman John’s favorite Asian food was definitely bibimbap.
If you think WWE Unreal is pulling everything 100% back and isn’t just another layer of kayfabe you’re a bigger fucking mark than people who think wrestling is real.
January 22, 2026 at 2:03 PM
If you think WWE Unreal is pulling everything 100% back and isn’t just another layer of kayfabe you’re a bigger fucking mark than people who think wrestling is real.
As a guy who always wished there were like 5 A KNIGHT’S TALE sequels, I find Ep 1 of A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS promising
January 19, 2026 at 5:26 PM
As a guy who always wished there were like 5 A KNIGHT’S TALE sequels, I find Ep 1 of A KNIGHT OF THE SEVEN KINGDOMS promising
It’s wild to me that the Game Of Thrones spinoff series still include ads to play the GoT: Conquest mobile game
How dare you tell me to play your godawful timesink from 10 years ago
How dare you tell me to play your godawful timesink from 10 years ago
January 19, 2026 at 4:44 PM
It’s wild to me that the Game Of Thrones spinoff series still include ads to play the GoT: Conquest mobile game
How dare you tell me to play your godawful timesink from 10 years ago
How dare you tell me to play your godawful timesink from 10 years ago
I’d like to think I am a complex individual, but then a baddie bartender tells me “You’re looking jacked” and that cures my mental health, thus I know I am a simple creature.
January 19, 2026 at 6:31 AM
I’d like to think I am a complex individual, but then a baddie bartender tells me “You’re looking jacked” and that cures my mental health, thus I know I am a simple creature.
You ever think about how the funniest person on the modern Daily Show is literally a Jojo
January 19, 2026 at 5:34 AM
You ever think about how the funniest person on the modern Daily Show is literally a Jojo
A cover band that only does songs by R.E.M. and Jack White’s various bands
The White Stipes
The White Stipes
January 16, 2026 at 6:23 PM
A cover band that only does songs by R.E.M. and Jack White’s various bands
The White Stipes
The White Stipes
Scott Adam’s passed, and there was never anything he contributed to society that wasn’t done better by Mike Judge with Office Space.
January 13, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Scott Adam’s passed, and there was never anything he contributed to society that wasn’t done better by Mike Judge with Office Space.
Whenever both Pennsylvania NFL teams are in the playoffs I’m obviously hoping for a PA Bowl in the Super Bowl.
January 7, 2026 at 5:00 PM
Whenever both Pennsylvania NFL teams are in the playoffs I’m obviously hoping for a PA Bowl in the Super Bowl.
The Steelers are going to fuck up their way into the AFC Championship game.
January 6, 2026 at 8:48 PM
The Steelers are going to fuck up their way into the AFC Championship game.
Avengers Doomsday is going to suck shit and I can’t wait
January 6, 2026 at 4:51 PM
Avengers Doomsday is going to suck shit and I can’t wait
Here’s how I know Donald Trump is more fascistic and more of a dictator than Obama: Barack Obama never said “They should cancel the election”
Trump: "They have the worst policy. How we have to even run against these people -- I won't say cancel the election, they should cancel the election, because the fake news with say, 'He wants the elections canceled. He's a dictator.' They always call me a dictator. Nobody is worse than Obama."
January 6, 2026 at 4:15 PM
Here’s how I know Donald Trump is more fascistic and more of a dictator than Obama: Barack Obama never said “They should cancel the election”
I haven’t had Magic Spoon cereal in several years so either my tastebuds have badly deadened or they’ve made this stuff taste better
January 6, 2026 at 3:16 PM
I haven’t had Magic Spoon cereal in several years so either my tastebuds have badly deadened or they’ve made this stuff taste better
Film description: “The main character has acute depression”
Me: There’s nothing cute about depression.
Me: There’s nothing cute about depression.
January 2, 2026 at 5:11 PM
Film description: “The main character has acute depression”
Me: There’s nothing cute about depression.
Me: There’s nothing cute about depression.
Bro that Wyatt Sicks debut from ‘24 was bonkers like Chad Gable got fuckin murdered
December 30, 2025 at 4:53 AM
Bro that Wyatt Sicks debut from ‘24 was bonkers like Chad Gable got fuckin murdered
This might be the goofiest fucking NFL season I can recall, top to bottom
December 30, 2025 at 3:03 AM
This might be the goofiest fucking NFL season I can recall, top to bottom