The Dutchess
@br0adzilla.bsky.social
She/Her
I love horror, vintage decor, TCaP, my rotten cats & dog, art, plants, & a bit of solitude.
Im a neurospicy inclusive feminist mama who dreams of being an old forest witch. 🌿
🩷💜💙
Make me laugh and I’ll be your best buddy.
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
I love horror, vintage decor, TCaP, my rotten cats & dog, art, plants, & a bit of solitude.
Im a neurospicy inclusive feminist mama who dreams of being an old forest witch. 🌿
🩷💜💙
Make me laugh and I’ll be your best buddy.
🇺🇦 🇵🇸 🏳️🌈🏳️⚧️
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Teachers aren’t trying to teach kids to hate America.
Trump is trying to teach America to hate teachers.
Trump is trying to teach America to hate teachers.
January 23, 2025 at 12:11 PM
Teachers aren’t trying to teach kids to hate America.
Trump is trying to teach America to hate teachers.
Trump is trying to teach America to hate teachers.
As I fold laundry, I’ve come to realize that 80% of my wardrobe is made up of pajamas or items that are pajama adjacent. I really need to get out more and stop buying pj pants.
January 21, 2025 at 6:09 PM
As I fold laundry, I’ve come to realize that 80% of my wardrobe is made up of pajamas or items that are pajama adjacent. I really need to get out more and stop buying pj pants.
In case no one told you today, your killin it. I’m proud of you.
January 15, 2025 at 8:36 PM
In case no one told you today, your killin it. I’m proud of you.
Theres so much to do to get ready for the holidays….yet here i sit with some milk tea, watching this show from the 50’s called The Rifleman.
For now, this is ok. 🩵
For now, this is ok. 🩵
December 12, 2024 at 3:37 PM
Theres so much to do to get ready for the holidays….yet here i sit with some milk tea, watching this show from the 50’s called The Rifleman.
For now, this is ok. 🩵
For now, this is ok. 🩵
“reskeet” is my new favorite word.
I wanted to reskeet this but also clarify that I mean this in the best fucking way. So many rad queer ladies and enbies and more than a few of my fellow dolls. I was thrilled.
A PWHL game is a great place to meet every lesbian in your area at once.
December 5, 2024 at 10:07 PM
“reskeet” is my new favorite word.
I hope you’re doing well, wherever you are
just checking in on you hope you feel better soon with a heart
ALT: just checking in on you hope you feel better soon with a heart
media.tenor.com
December 2, 2024 at 10:09 PM
I hope you’re doing well, wherever you are
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If you still have a Twitter or threads account, start encouraging more people to join Blue Sky, especially if you are European. Twitter (X) is being used to manipulate elections globally and suppress information.
Post at least once a day, encouraging others to join. #bluesky
Post at least once a day, encouraging others to join. #bluesky
November 26, 2024 at 9:49 AM
If you still have a Twitter or threads account, start encouraging more people to join Blue Sky, especially if you are European. Twitter (X) is being used to manipulate elections globally and suppress information.
Post at least once a day, encouraging others to join. #bluesky
Post at least once a day, encouraging others to join. #bluesky
The Elf comes back tonight. She better have brought snacks.
December 1, 2024 at 5:17 AM
The Elf comes back tonight. She better have brought snacks.
I just want to go to the beach and pretend that i live there like a fancy crab.
November 30, 2024 at 1:46 PM
I just want to go to the beach and pretend that i live there like a fancy crab.
I wish i had a real, important, impressive talent.
November 30, 2024 at 4:10 AM
I wish i had a real, important, impressive talent.
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Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
November 28, 2024 at 12:28 PM
Helpful hotlines today:
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
1-800-BUTTERBALL - for your Turkey
1-800-662-3263 (Ocean Spray hotline) - for your cranberry sauce
1-800-CALLFBI - for your annoying insurrectionist cousin
Happy Thanksgiving.
Happy Thanksgiving from my drunk bird and i.
November 28, 2024 at 2:07 PM
Happy Thanksgiving from my drunk bird and i.
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Nerds Gummy Clusters MUST be engineered to be highly addictive because they have no right being this delicious and i have no right horking down an entire bag like a monster.
November 24, 2024 at 10:19 PM
Nerds Gummy Clusters MUST be engineered to be highly addictive because they have no right being this delicious and i have no right horking down an entire bag like a monster.
Getting old has some “benefits” after all!!
November 23, 2024 at 10:01 PM
Getting old has some “benefits” after all!!
Thanksgiving at my house will be epic.
NO TURKEY FOR FACISTS.
NO TURKEY FOR FACISTS.
November 22, 2024 at 2:21 PM
Thanksgiving at my house will be epic.
NO TURKEY FOR FACISTS.
NO TURKEY FOR FACISTS.
It hurts that so many people can sell their soul (and our kids futures) for the promise of cheaper eggs and vindication.
November 20, 2024 at 7:55 PM
It hurts that so many people can sell their soul (and our kids futures) for the promise of cheaper eggs and vindication.
Oh, but I will…..
November 19, 2024 at 12:21 PM
Oh, but I will…..
Your morning reminder:
November 19, 2024 at 11:59 AM
Your morning reminder:
Im a really shitty housewife. This is why im not trying to live some conservative Christian wet dream. I want to shave my head, pierce something and go back to work at a weed dispensary as soon as my kids aren’t helpless.
November 18, 2024 at 9:09 PM
Im a really shitty housewife. This is why im not trying to live some conservative Christian wet dream. I want to shave my head, pierce something and go back to work at a weed dispensary as soon as my kids aren’t helpless.
