Solaris
@bpirx.bsky.social
some random dude that might exist in real life
posting whatever i wanna whenever i wanna
i use mint btw (yes im basic fuck you)
posting whatever i wanna whenever i wanna
i use mint btw (yes im basic fuck you)
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Solaris
@bpirx.bsky.social
· Oct 1
hello chat :3
my most liked post in the history of ever and it's a Google Balls™ post.
that tracks i think.
that tracks i think.
January 5, 2026 at 7:11 PM
my most liked post in the history of ever and it's a Google Balls™ post.
that tracks i think.
that tracks i think.
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THERE ARE TOO MANY GOOGLE BALLS ON MY FEED HELPPPPPP
January 5, 2026 at 4:10 PM
THERE ARE TOO MANY GOOGLE BALLS ON MY FEED HELPPPPPP
this will drastically affect the ball economy.
January 5, 2026 at 3:49 PM
this will drastically affect the ball economy.
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dammit fready seadber 2 took all my personal data
January 4, 2026 at 11:11 PM
dammit fready seadber 2 took all my personal data
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pretty pretty shiny..
January 2, 2026 at 10:18 PM
pretty pretty shiny..
i don't know why but i get this strange sense of déjà vu every time i watch something that's vaguely familiar to me
like it happened with stranger things when dustin said "thank you for the spark plugs" in s5e3 and I'm just sitting there like "ive HEARD that before........." even though i haven't
like it happened with stranger things when dustin said "thank you for the spark plugs" in s5e3 and I'm just sitting there like "ive HEARD that before........." even though i haven't
January 1, 2026 at 10:48 PM
i don't know why but i get this strange sense of déjà vu every time i watch something that's vaguely familiar to me
like it happened with stranger things when dustin said "thank you for the spark plugs" in s5e3 and I'm just sitting there like "ive HEARD that before........." even though i haven't
like it happened with stranger things when dustin said "thank you for the spark plugs" in s5e3 and I'm just sitting there like "ive HEARD that before........." even though i haven't
slowly turning into a repost/random meme account as we speak 😔
December 30, 2025 at 1:34 AM
slowly turning into a repost/random meme account as we speak 😔
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the real villian is late stage capitalism
March 21, 2025 at 2:01 AM
the real villian is late stage capitalism
sorry i havent been posting i've been too busy fucking balling out while demon grinding
December 14, 2025 at 3:36 AM
sorry i havent been posting i've been too busy fucking balling out while demon grinding
hey did you know that according to wikipedia the longest filename extension is .witness_campaign which is used for save files for a puzzle game called the witness
December 1, 2025 at 1:02 PM
hey did you know that according to wikipedia the longest filename extension is .witness_campaign which is used for save files for a puzzle game called the witness
you bet your fucking ass im gonna be there on january 19th 2038 at exactly 3:14:07 UTC to watch as time gets rolled back to 1970
November 30, 2025 at 1:44 AM
you bet your fucking ass im gonna be there on january 19th 2038 at exactly 3:14:07 UTC to watch as time gets rolled back to 1970
everyone im subscribed to on youtube it either gay or a system or both
November 29, 2025 at 7:36 PM
everyone im subscribed to on youtube it either gay or a system or both
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played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live
November 26, 2025 at 9:17 PM
played half life 2 and let my chat write in-game commands live
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photo of the ocean except this DUMBASS FUCKING POLE IS IN THE WAY
November 28, 2025 at 2:29 PM
photo of the ocean except this DUMBASS FUCKING POLE IS IN THE WAY
i love questioning literally everything i know about myself /gen
November 28, 2025 at 6:58 AM
i love questioning literally everything i know about myself /gen
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In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead
November 23, 2025 at 9:54 PM
In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead
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someone should make a gd level where the difficulty curve is just a straight up W.
super hard in the beginning, super hard at the end, and random chokepoints interspersed throughout the middle of the level.
super hard in the beginning, super hard at the end, and random chokepoints interspersed throughout the middle of the level.
November 27, 2025 at 11:04 PM
someone should make a gd level where the difficulty curve is just a straight up W.
super hard in the beginning, super hard at the end, and random chokepoints interspersed throughout the middle of the level.
super hard in the beginning, super hard at the end, and random chokepoints interspersed throughout the middle of the level.
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Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the evil little axolotl and me as the gentle pure of heart jellyfish
August 13, 2025 at 11:59 AM
Nice argument, unfortunately I have already depicted you as the evil little axolotl and me as the gentle pure of heart jellyfish
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