BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch
@bpdmillennialwitch.bsky.social
Your Resident Witch. Post-DBT BorderlinePD woman turned Mental-Health Advocate. My thoughts on stuff
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قلبي لفلسطين
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قلبي لفلسطين
Pinned
All the boys love a yandere until it’s a BPD chick with attachment issues who’s made them their Favorite Person then suddenly it’s “I need space” and “these cuffs are too tight”
Rude 🙄
Rude 🙄
January 13, 2026 at 8:35 PM
All the boys love a yandere until it’s a BPD chick with attachment issues who’s made them their Favorite Person then suddenly it’s “I need space” and “these cuffs are too tight”
Rude 🙄
Rude 🙄
The dystopian reality that is knowing about how #microplastics are found from the top of Mount Everest to the deepest underwater caves in Mexico
Even in a. New. Born. Baby.
Fearing the inevitable skyrocketting cancer numbers or some shit
(1/2)
Even in a. New. Born. Baby.
Fearing the inevitable skyrocketting cancer numbers or some shit
(1/2)
January 13, 2026 at 6:55 PM
The dystopian reality that is knowing about how #microplastics are found from the top of Mount Everest to the deepest underwater caves in Mexico
Even in a. New. Born. Baby.
Fearing the inevitable skyrocketting cancer numbers or some shit
(1/2)
Even in a. New. Born. Baby.
Fearing the inevitable skyrocketting cancer numbers or some shit
(1/2)
Look -
Some of us need to “trauma dump” before we can get intimate with someone because we need to explain why,
even though we want to do it,
we have some heavy emotional shit that scares us from being that level of vulnerable with someone which needs to be addressed first
Some of us need to “trauma dump” before we can get intimate with someone because we need to explain why,
even though we want to do it,
we have some heavy emotional shit that scares us from being that level of vulnerable with someone which needs to be addressed first
January 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Look -
Some of us need to “trauma dump” before we can get intimate with someone because we need to explain why,
even though we want to do it,
we have some heavy emotional shit that scares us from being that level of vulnerable with someone which needs to be addressed first
Some of us need to “trauma dump” before we can get intimate with someone because we need to explain why,
even though we want to do it,
we have some heavy emotional shit that scares us from being that level of vulnerable with someone which needs to be addressed first
January 11, 2026 at 8:58 PM
Look -
Some of us need to “trauma dump” before we can get intimate with someone because we need to explain why,
even though we want to do it,
we have some heavy emotional shit that scares us from being that level of vulnerable with someone which needs to be addressed first
Some of us need to “trauma dump” before we can get intimate with someone because we need to explain why,
even though we want to do it,
we have some heavy emotional shit that scares us from being that level of vulnerable with someone which needs to be addressed first
Is anyone else weirded out by the invasion of protein in our foods???
Pop Tarts do NOT need protein 😂 just add an egg to your breakfast or something
My paranoia is wondering if this is to curb the incoming food shortage hunger in people by adding protein to the limited food we have
Pop Tarts do NOT need protein 😂 just add an egg to your breakfast or something
My paranoia is wondering if this is to curb the incoming food shortage hunger in people by adding protein to the limited food we have
January 5, 2026 at 4:56 PM
Is anyone else weirded out by the invasion of protein in our foods???
Pop Tarts do NOT need protein 😂 just add an egg to your breakfast or something
My paranoia is wondering if this is to curb the incoming food shortage hunger in people by adding protein to the limited food we have
Pop Tarts do NOT need protein 😂 just add an egg to your breakfast or something
My paranoia is wondering if this is to curb the incoming food shortage hunger in people by adding protein to the limited food we have
Maybe he runs businesses like the actual game of monopoly
The game ends when the whole board is bankrupt, right??
The game ends when the whole board is bankrupt, right??
January 3, 2026 at 7:04 PM
Maybe he runs businesses like the actual game of monopoly
The game ends when the whole board is bankrupt, right??
The game ends when the whole board is bankrupt, right??
#BPDAquariusMusings
Do we crave the 2am cheese because our depressed bodies are crying out for vitamin D?
Do we crave the 2am cheese because our depressed bodies are crying out for vitamin D?
December 17, 2025 at 12:52 AM
#BPDAquariusMusings
Do we crave the 2am cheese because our depressed bodies are crying out for vitamin D?
Do we crave the 2am cheese because our depressed bodies are crying out for vitamin D?
#PuttinOnAirsPodcast Famous Ad Jinkles
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
December 14, 2025 at 7:13 AM
#PuttinOnAirsPodcast Famous Ad Jinkles
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
HEAD ON! APPLY DIRECTLY TO THE FOREHEAD!
Back when I was trying dating apps one ? I’d ask matches was “how done do you like your steak?”
I ended up dating a guy who correctly answered “I want the cow to walk by the grill”
Come to find out this mf didn’t eat SAUCES??
How TF are you gonna eat tempura shrimp DRY??!!?!? (I saw him do this)
I ended up dating a guy who correctly answered “I want the cow to walk by the grill”
Come to find out this mf didn’t eat SAUCES??
How TF are you gonna eat tempura shrimp DRY??!!?!? (I saw him do this)
December 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Back when I was trying dating apps one ? I’d ask matches was “how done do you like your steak?”
I ended up dating a guy who correctly answered “I want the cow to walk by the grill”
Come to find out this mf didn’t eat SAUCES??
How TF are you gonna eat tempura shrimp DRY??!!?!? (I saw him do this)
I ended up dating a guy who correctly answered “I want the cow to walk by the grill”
Come to find out this mf didn’t eat SAUCES??
How TF are you gonna eat tempura shrimp DRY??!!?!? (I saw him do this)
The Wild West standoff that is a witch waiting for the paper wasp to finally leave its nest so she can take it
“I THOUGHT YOU LEFT WHEN IT GOT COLD DAMMIT”
“I THOUGHT YOU LEFT WHEN IT GOT COLD DAMMIT”
December 9, 2025 at 8:00 PM
The Wild West standoff that is a witch waiting for the paper wasp to finally leave its nest so she can take it
“I THOUGHT YOU LEFT WHEN IT GOT COLD DAMMIT”
“I THOUGHT YOU LEFT WHEN IT GOT COLD DAMMIT”
#BPDAquariusMusings
idk
How I’m supposed to “let go” of my anger
When I feel it inside my organs like an itchy fever
That uncomfortable burning sensation that causes my mind to ruminate on the injustices committed against me
I want to scream. I want to cry
But I just lie here. Unable to sleep
idk
How I’m supposed to “let go” of my anger
When I feel it inside my organs like an itchy fever
That uncomfortable burning sensation that causes my mind to ruminate on the injustices committed against me
I want to scream. I want to cry
But I just lie here. Unable to sleep
December 1, 2025 at 9:37 AM
#BPDAquariusMusings
idk
How I’m supposed to “let go” of my anger
When I feel it inside my organs like an itchy fever
That uncomfortable burning sensation that causes my mind to ruminate on the injustices committed against me
I want to scream. I want to cry
But I just lie here. Unable to sleep
idk
How I’m supposed to “let go” of my anger
When I feel it inside my organs like an itchy fever
That uncomfortable burning sensation that causes my mind to ruminate on the injustices committed against me
I want to scream. I want to cry
But I just lie here. Unable to sleep
Of all the people at work
It was one of the managers who clocked the red flag that was my response to “how are you?”
My response lately has been “next question”
I could cry because someone finally SEES me
It was one of the managers who clocked the red flag that was my response to “how are you?”
My response lately has been “next question”
I could cry because someone finally SEES me
November 29, 2025 at 4:47 AM
Of all the people at work
It was one of the managers who clocked the red flag that was my response to “how are you?”
My response lately has been “next question”
I could cry because someone finally SEES me
It was one of the managers who clocked the red flag that was my response to “how are you?”
My response lately has been “next question”
I could cry because someone finally SEES me
Signs of inflation on food prices:
I haven’t seen ANY of the thanksgiving meme “beans greens potatoes tomatoes” this year 😢
I haven’t seen ANY of the thanksgiving meme “beans greens potatoes tomatoes” this year 😢
November 29, 2025 at 3:15 AM
Signs of inflation on food prices:
I haven’t seen ANY of the thanksgiving meme “beans greens potatoes tomatoes” this year 😢
I haven’t seen ANY of the thanksgiving meme “beans greens potatoes tomatoes” this year 😢
Suggestions for how to stay at the job you absolutely love and love your coworkers BUT really fucking HATE your boss
Aaaaand GO!
Aaaaand GO!
November 28, 2025 at 4:07 PM
Suggestions for how to stay at the job you absolutely love and love your coworkers BUT really fucking HATE your boss
Aaaaand GO!
Aaaaand GO!
#BPDAquariusMusings
#aiistechhomunculi
“Being anti-Ai means you’re anti-worker because it’s about seizing the means of production!”
Motherfucker do you not see artists as workers?
(1/2)
#aiistechhomunculi
“Being anti-Ai means you’re anti-worker because it’s about seizing the means of production!”
Motherfucker do you not see artists as workers?
(1/2)
November 17, 2025 at 8:56 PM
#BPDAquariusMusings
#aiistechhomunculi
“Being anti-Ai means you’re anti-worker because it’s about seizing the means of production!”
Motherfucker do you not see artists as workers?
(1/2)
#aiistechhomunculi
“Being anti-Ai means you’re anti-worker because it’s about seizing the means of production!”
Motherfucker do you not see artists as workers?
(1/2)
Hey chat-
How the fuck do I open this can of sparkling water now?!
The damn pop tab broke off
How the fuck do I open this can of sparkling water now?!
The damn pop tab broke off
November 17, 2025 at 2:38 AM
Hey chat-
How the fuck do I open this can of sparkling water now?!
The damn pop tab broke off
How the fuck do I open this can of sparkling water now?!
The damn pop tab broke off
#BPDAquariusMusings
#hormones
CW: menstrual talk
I’m beginning to fear the gloomies are creeping back in…
And then of course as I type this out I remember there are signs that my time of the month is imminent
(1/2)
#hormones
CW: menstrual talk
I’m beginning to fear the gloomies are creeping back in…
And then of course as I type this out I remember there are signs that my time of the month is imminent
(1/2)
November 17, 2025 at 1:33 AM
#BPDAquariusMusings
#hormones
CW: menstrual talk
I’m beginning to fear the gloomies are creeping back in…
And then of course as I type this out I remember there are signs that my time of the month is imminent
(1/2)
#hormones
CW: menstrual talk
I’m beginning to fear the gloomies are creeping back in…
And then of course as I type this out I remember there are signs that my time of the month is imminent
(1/2)
MTG’s fallout with the orange Furher is a real time example showing how you can’t fight one system of oppression while upholding another
Let’s hope she learns to be less racist now
Let’s hope she learns to be less racist now
November 15, 2025 at 6:46 PM
MTG’s fallout with the orange Furher is a real time example showing how you can’t fight one system of oppression while upholding another
Let’s hope she learns to be less racist now
Let’s hope she learns to be less racist now
Oh my god is that why he wouldn’t stop talking about 🍆 sizes!?
His fascination with Arnold Palmer’s in particular
His fascination with Arnold Palmer’s in particular
November 15, 2025 at 1:03 PM
Oh my god is that why he wouldn’t stop talking about 🍆 sizes!?
His fascination with Arnold Palmer’s in particular
His fascination with Arnold Palmer’s in particular
Reposted by BPD Millennial Aquarius Witch
My most conservative opinion? That we should go back to the old name for the common kestrel.
November 15, 2025 at 1:51 AM
My most conservative opinion? That we should go back to the old name for the common kestrel.
Everyone’s going for the low-hanging fruit
Donny included 😆
Donny included 😆
November 15, 2025 at 1:35 AM
Everyone’s going for the low-hanging fruit
Donny included 😆
Donny included 😆
Y’all
I finally saw my first ghost tonight 😳
At the haunted Haunted House I work at
…. And it was a fucking MIMIC too 😱😱😱
Looked like one of my coworkers but off. Taller and skinnier.
BUT IT MIMICKED HIS MASK
Asked him if he was running in that room earlier.
HE SAID NO
I finally saw my first ghost tonight 😳
At the haunted Haunted House I work at
…. And it was a fucking MIMIC too 😱😱😱
Looked like one of my coworkers but off. Taller and skinnier.
BUT IT MIMICKED HIS MASK
Asked him if he was running in that room earlier.
HE SAID NO
November 3, 2025 at 6:17 AM
Y’all
I finally saw my first ghost tonight 😳
At the haunted Haunted House I work at
…. And it was a fucking MIMIC too 😱😱😱
Looked like one of my coworkers but off. Taller and skinnier.
BUT IT MIMICKED HIS MASK
Asked him if he was running in that room earlier.
HE SAID NO
I finally saw my first ghost tonight 😳
At the haunted Haunted House I work at
…. And it was a fucking MIMIC too 😱😱😱
Looked like one of my coworkers but off. Taller and skinnier.
BUT IT MIMICKED HIS MASK
Asked him if he was running in that room earlier.
HE SAID NO
I should be more active on here
Been busy irl unfortunately
Been busy irl unfortunately
November 2, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I should be more active on here
Been busy irl unfortunately
Been busy irl unfortunately
Happy Halloween!! 🎃 👻
October 31, 2025 at 3:03 PM
Happy Halloween!! 🎃 👻
Tried drinking 2% milk after months of drinking oat milk before bed, with Milka chocolate
Had some pretty severe heartburn the next morning
Apparently I’ve outgrown straight cow’s milk and can only have it in like coffee and chocolate and stuff
Had some pretty severe heartburn the next morning
Apparently I’ve outgrown straight cow’s milk and can only have it in like coffee and chocolate and stuff
October 17, 2025 at 5:48 AM
Tried drinking 2% milk after months of drinking oat milk before bed, with Milka chocolate
Had some pretty severe heartburn the next morning
Apparently I’ve outgrown straight cow’s milk and can only have it in like coffee and chocolate and stuff
Had some pretty severe heartburn the next morning
Apparently I’ve outgrown straight cow’s milk and can only have it in like coffee and chocolate and stuff