strawberry malortcake
@boyhowdysc.bsky.social
fancy plans, pants to match
Time to go buy 8 decent bottles and write names on them with a sharpie.
November 10, 2025 at 2:58 AM
Time to go buy 8 decent bottles and write names on them with a sharpie.
Buy healthcare from fucking who?
November 8, 2025 at 3:52 PM
Buy healthcare from fucking who?
Cuomo watch party DJ is Mamdani in one of those Mission: Impossible peel-away masks.
November 5, 2025 at 3:38 AM
Cuomo watch party DJ is Mamdani in one of those Mission: Impossible peel-away masks.
Drinking apple juice out of empty-but-not-really-clean ashtrays in a bowling alley bar at my fifth birthday party because it kept the total spend down.
May 20, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Drinking apple juice out of empty-but-not-really-clean ashtrays in a bowling alley bar at my fifth birthday party because it kept the total spend down.
The moment their draft pick is in, they’re no longer subject to NCAA targeting rules.
One of these players needs to give Rog a big ol’ smooch
April 25, 2025 at 2:27 AM
The moment their draft pick is in, they’re no longer subject to NCAA targeting rules.
Box whine
BOX WINE IS A LIE! The box is only there to conceal the BAG of wine. You're drinking bag wine! Box wine is bag wine! Box wine is bag wine!
January 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
Box whine
On or about June 9, 2023, Indicted Man did post “What are they gonna do, indict me?” This was an overt act in furtherance of the conspiracy.
September 6, 2023 at 7:46 PM
On or about June 9, 2023, Indicted Man did post “What are they gonna do, indict me?” This was an overt act in furtherance of the conspiracy.
the incoming stolen hurricane valor is going to fundamentally reshape climate change discourse
August 20, 2023 at 5:34 PM
the incoming stolen hurricane valor is going to fundamentally reshape climate change discourse