KattWilliamsportalkey
@bornyesterdae.bsky.social
99.9% Human. Touch me not. Shapeshifter. Creative writer. Emergent Colloquialist. 📎I want to be a bodega cat but I’m just a Marketing research professional. Talks about cultural differences 🤷♀️🥝
Follow only if you adore Black Women.
Follow only if you adore Black Women.
The evil eye be working.
December 29, 2025 at 5:48 PM
The evil eye be working.
I want you to know that I love Detroit rap and I hope you can tell which line is influenced by that.
But I know something you don’t know, I know how to do the heel toe.
I could write an essay on why this garb on
Me specifically eats like I was garçon.
the end of the day we’re all just car-bon.
Do you even know what’s hot about what you got on? Do you have taste or just a wag-on?
I could write an essay on why this garb on
Me specifically eats like I was garçon.
the end of the day we’re all just car-bon.
Do you even know what’s hot about what you got on? Do you have taste or just a wag-on?
December 29, 2025 at 5:40 PM
I want you to know that I love Detroit rap and I hope you can tell which line is influenced by that.
….Nightmares in Ulta.
You're never uglier than in the salon chair MY GOD
December 29, 2025 at 5:21 PM
….Nightmares in Ulta.
It be like that sometimes dngaf
December 29, 2025 at 5:20 PM
It be like that sometimes dngaf
They all know, yes they all know
How much your life costs from the brand on your clothes.
A billboard, from ya head to ya toes
But when you say hello and up turn they nose.
How much your life costs from the brand on your clothes.
A billboard, from ya head to ya toes
But when you say hello and up turn they nose.
December 29, 2025 at 4:49 PM
They all know, yes they all know
How much your life costs from the brand on your clothes.
A billboard, from ya head to ya toes
But when you say hello and up turn they nose.
How much your life costs from the brand on your clothes.
A billboard, from ya head to ya toes
But when you say hello and up turn they nose.
Crazy thing about this person is she was a very matriarchal woman. The breadwinner and the authority in her household. Extremely capable and organized. Everything I wanted to be as a professional…
I’ll never forget the director of the last company I worked for saying George Floyd’s death wasn’t a big deal because he was a criminal.
I tried to explain to her how even a criminal deserves fair trial. That this is wha this country is about and she had no response for that….
Existing in misery
I tried to explain to her how even a criminal deserves fair trial. That this is wha this country is about and she had no response for that….
Existing in misery
December 29, 2025 at 4:39 PM
Crazy thing about this person is she was a very matriarchal woman. The breadwinner and the authority in her household. Extremely capable and organized. Everything I wanted to be as a professional…
I’ll never forget the director of the last company I worked for saying George Floyd’s death wasn’t a big deal because he was a criminal.
I tried to explain to her how even a criminal deserves fair trial. That this is wha this country is about and she had no response for that….
Existing in misery
I tried to explain to her how even a criminal deserves fair trial. That this is wha this country is about and she had no response for that….
Existing in misery
December 29, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I’ll never forget the director of the last company I worked for saying George Floyd’s death wasn’t a big deal because he was a criminal.
I tried to explain to her how even a criminal deserves fair trial. That this is wha this country is about and she had no response for that….
Existing in misery
I tried to explain to her how even a criminal deserves fair trial. That this is wha this country is about and she had no response for that….
Existing in misery
Watching a comedian take your joke is crazy.
December 29, 2025 at 4:20 PM
Watching a comedian take your joke is crazy.
Gemini called me an agent of chaos so….there’s that…
December 29, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Gemini called me an agent of chaos so….there’s that…
Showing up early for work to take a walk at the lake…
December 29, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Showing up early for work to take a walk at the lake…
Told my friend how I’m nice at work and how people are super turned off by it. He told me…it’s because nobody is that nice in real life….but I am. I would prefer to be….its not about servitude is about treating people with abundant energy…
December 29, 2025 at 3:30 PM
Told my friend how I’m nice at work and how people are super turned off by it. He told me…it’s because nobody is that nice in real life….but I am. I would prefer to be….its not about servitude is about treating people with abundant energy…
I’m not sure why a quaint and cozy local book store would need to compete with Barnes and Noble.
If a big corporate business takes it out of business, something went wrong 🤷♀️
If a big corporate business takes it out of business, something went wrong 🤷♀️
December 29, 2025 at 3:27 PM
I’m not sure why a quaint and cozy local book store would need to compete with Barnes and Noble.
If a big corporate business takes it out of business, something went wrong 🤷♀️
If a big corporate business takes it out of business, something went wrong 🤷♀️
No for real
I was going to wait until the New Year but fuck it.
Back to job hunting.
Back to job hunting.
a woman with long black hair is wearing a necklace and a blue shirt .
Alt: a woman with long black hair is wearing a necklace and a blue shirt .
media.tenor.com
December 29, 2025 at 3:23 PM
No for real
This is so funny
Omg the Bridgerton girlies that constantly complain about the male leads being rakes… shut y’all annoying asses up.
You want the men to be just as virginal as the women but how does that lead to good sex scenes? Huh? You want two virgins fumbling awkwardly on screen?
Shut y’all chaste asses up.
You want the men to be just as virginal as the women but how does that lead to good sex scenes? Huh? You want two virgins fumbling awkwardly on screen?
Shut y’all chaste asses up.
December 29, 2025 at 12:34 AM
This is so funny
Omg that’s so smart and tactile which I LOVE.
Started a thing for the 9yo for him to capture memories in his own way. A simple composition notebook and this camera. Journaling and Photos. This one prints stickers so you won’t need to tape them in the book
December 28, 2025 at 6:15 PM
Omg that’s so smart and tactile which I LOVE.
I just like the texture of rice….alternatives after that is easy.
December 28, 2025 at 6:12 PM
I just like the texture of rice….alternatives after that is easy.
And it will be a prepackaged sandwich and a bag of bugles from a convenience check out.
The most expensive meal you’ll ever have… will come from an airport
December 28, 2025 at 6:10 PM
And it will be a prepackaged sandwich and a bag of bugles from a convenience check out.
Rather engineer until I run into a problem I can’t build my way out of.
December 27, 2025 at 8:01 AM
Rather engineer until I run into a problem I can’t build my way out of.
I’m like kilmonger but on accident. Just send me where you need me to go.
December 27, 2025 at 7:58 AM
I’m like kilmonger but on accident. Just send me where you need me to go.
And when all the people assigned to love you fail, you better step in and make it happen for yourself.
December 27, 2025 at 7:56 AM
And when all the people assigned to love you fail, you better step in and make it happen for yourself.
And the intro song for an Aries is…”Starting Something” by MJ.
December 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
And the intro song for an Aries is…”Starting Something” by MJ.
Saturn is in What the entire year?
Aries…
Yes yes yes…take it in
Aries…
Yes yes yes…take it in
a man is standing in front of a crowd with the words `` smells like '' written above him .
ALT: a man is standing in front of a crowd with the words `` smells like '' written above him .
media.tenor.com
December 27, 2025 at 6:40 AM
Saturn is in What the entire year?
Aries…
Yes yes yes…take it in
Aries…
Yes yes yes…take it in
Yall gone learn on ya own chile.
December 27, 2025 at 6:23 AM
Yall gone learn on ya own chile.
It sucks to “train like an athlete” but your body doesn’t “look like it”….
December 26, 2025 at 7:57 PM
It sucks to “train like an athlete” but your body doesn’t “look like it”….