KattWilliamsportalkey
@bornyesterdae.bsky.social
99.9% Human. Touch me not. Shapeshifter. Creative writer. Emergent Colloquialist. 📎I want to be a bodega cat but I’m just a Marketing research professional. Talks about cultural differences 🤷♀️🥝
Follow only if you adore Black Women.
Follow only if you adore Black Women.
Someone outed me by shouting “excuse me! You must be the love of my life”
Why are people like this
Why are people like this
November 12, 2025 at 7:07 PM
Someone outed me by shouting “excuse me! You must be the love of my life”
Why are people like this
Why are people like this
I FEARRRRR
Olipop >>>>>>>> Poppi
November 12, 2025 at 6:53 PM
I FEARRRRR
Why wouldn’t car insurance cover maintenance?
November 12, 2025 at 6:51 PM
Why wouldn’t car insurance cover maintenance?
Ok I’m done now
November 12, 2025 at 6:49 PM
Ok I’m done now
I think….i might be old enough…to enjoy egg nog this year.
November 12, 2025 at 5:08 PM
I think….i might be old enough…to enjoy egg nog this year.
Well don’t be shy. I want to hear some
November 12, 2025 at 5:07 PM
Well don’t be shy. I want to hear some
The fat phobia is excessive chill
November 12, 2025 at 5:05 PM
The fat phobia is excessive chill
Oxtail pot pie…
November 12, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Oxtail pot pie…
“Avoid men and overcrowded places like your boyfriend’s heart?”
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November 12, 2025 at 4:29 PM
“Avoid men and overcrowded places like your boyfriend’s heart?”
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Well I have to share..
November 12, 2025 at 4:25 PM
Well I have to share..
Rofllllllll
There are REAL ticky ticky boom boom people out there ya’ll … be careful.
November 12, 2025 at 4:23 PM
Rofllllllll
Why…why back in the day the Jackson’s Afro was triangle shape?
November 12, 2025 at 4:09 PM
Why…why back in the day the Jackson’s Afro was triangle shape?
I used to hate the color purple but I like it now and that’s weird…
November 12, 2025 at 3:58 PM
I used to hate the color purple but I like it now and that’s weird…
Anybody African is black btw…is in the blood and the culture it’s beyond color….
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
Anybody African is black btw…is in the blood and the culture it’s beyond color….
Why would an older man use pictures of himself when he was younger? That’s weird.
November 12, 2025 at 3:55 PM
Why would an older man use pictures of himself when he was younger? That’s weird.
Whatever I do to make the men not like me, I must be really good.
November 12, 2025 at 3:51 PM
Whatever I do to make the men not like me, I must be really good.
I keep forgetting bro. They both ended up ✨lol lil sneakies!
Revisiting this.
Thinking about how both Nikki Giovani and James Baldwin are both VERY queer individuals ruminating on this topic through a heterosexual lens.
Framing it in a way that is accessible/digestible for the majority can benefit from it.
Even at the expense of their identity.
Thinking about how both Nikki Giovani and James Baldwin are both VERY queer individuals ruminating on this topic through a heterosexual lens.
Framing it in a way that is accessible/digestible for the majority can benefit from it.
Even at the expense of their identity.
I think about this all the time regarding my relationships (platonic and romantic 🥹) am I being fully honest with the people that I love or is it another mask to keep them from seeing the true me?
November 12, 2025 at 3:47 PM
I keep forgetting bro. They both ended up ✨lol lil sneakies!
I have a joke about having roommates who don’t take out the trash and how the trash pile got so high it was sacred as if we worshipped it. Like Jesus… but trash.
I performed this joke for a very African audience and they didn’t like me saying trash and Jesus together.
I performed this joke for a very African audience and they didn’t like me saying trash and Jesus together.
November 12, 2025 at 3:42 PM
I have a joke about having roommates who don’t take out the trash and how the trash pile got so high it was sacred as if we worshipped it. Like Jesus… but trash.
I performed this joke for a very African audience and they didn’t like me saying trash and Jesus together.
I performed this joke for a very African audience and they didn’t like me saying trash and Jesus together.
It always cracks me up when a man is like “wait for the right one” the right one for somebody is laid up with the wrong one right now lol so WHY?
So…if we happen to exercise our autonomy (not give ourselves away)…if we manage to do what we want and be ourselves, we shouldn’t be scolded. Who cares what the other person got out of it…it’s about you girl. How do you feel? He is trying to make it about him? It’s not, it’s about you babe.
November 12, 2025 at 1:37 AM
It always cracks me up when a man is like “wait for the right one” the right one for somebody is laid up with the wrong one right now lol so WHY?
A man stopped me and told me I remind him of his auntie and I looked spiritual and I seem like I have a good heart…He kept saying “spiritual” , noticed I didn’t care then tried other “key words” he thought would flatter me enough for me to fold…none of it worked.
In fact I almost called the popo 😭
In fact I almost called the popo 😭
November 12, 2025 at 1:28 AM
A man stopped me and told me I remind him of his auntie and I looked spiritual and I seem like I have a good heart…He kept saying “spiritual” , noticed I didn’t care then tried other “key words” he thought would flatter me enough for me to fold…none of it worked.
In fact I almost called the popo 😭
In fact I almost called the popo 😭
I thought they debunked this lol! Leave Sean alone!
November 11, 2025 at 6:08 PM
I thought they debunked this lol! Leave Sean alone!
I was watching with an IDIOT who thought it was staged and I immediately knew it was real, IMMEDIATELY!
Will Smith slapped Chris Rock on international TV.
November 11, 2025 at 6:02 PM
I was watching with an IDIOT who thought it was staged and I immediately knew it was real, IMMEDIATELY!
So apparently the Muslim guys look for the covered women who happen to have a high sex drive? The nuance!
November 11, 2025 at 6:00 PM
So apparently the Muslim guys look for the covered women who happen to have a high sex drive? The nuance!
I….need to be put somewhere to be a clown. I need to do my duty and bring joy to the people.
November 11, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I….need to be put somewhere to be a clown. I need to do my duty and bring joy to the people.
Hey so somebody called Sydney Sweeney “midwestern attractive” and THATS OFFENSIVE AF.
November 11, 2025 at 5:48 PM
Hey so somebody called Sydney Sweeney “midwestern attractive” and THATS OFFENSIVE AF.