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Devil Dinosaur, meet Devil Dinosaur!

#devildinosaur #commission #marvel #moongirlanddevildinosaur
March 2, 2025 at 6:37 PM
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Padme! #starwars #commission #attackoftheclones
March 4, 2025 at 8:06 PM
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My piece for the Sing, O Muse Art Zine :] Coming out in October! Make sure to keep an eye out for that!!

Circe #odyssey
September 1, 2025 at 6:11 PM
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I already thought this pencil portrait Jack Kirby did of his wife Roz was great but then I read the caption: "A drawing of Mrs. Kirby done, from memory, on the back of a piece of German stationery picked up off a dead enemy soldier." DAAAAMMMMNNN!
THE MISSUS — MY GORGEOUS BABE — DRAWN IN A FOXHOLE Feb. '44 France
July 28, 2025 at 9:38 PM
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Don’t think I’ve showed this two yet! They’re made out of yarn scraps!
July 28, 2025 at 5:32 PM
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A picture of Scott Summers with a gun to his head captioned “roses are red, violets are blue my wife is going to fucking kill you.”
February 20, 2025 at 9:08 PM
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Medusalith Amaquelin-Boltagon: oh no what a tragedy someone murdered all of Blackagar Boltagon’s non-me wives.
Crystalia Amaquelin: Even his horse wife?
Medusalith Amaquelin-Boltagon: Especially his horse wife.
June 30, 2025 at 1:38 AM
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Nate Richards: Cassie! It’s me, Iron Lad! I’m back and now we can pick up our relationship exactly where we left off, as I’m assuming nothing has changed for you in past couple years. Cassie Lang: Actually after you left the Vision program merged with your old armor and turned into a guy and I started dating him. Teen Vision: I can play MP3s! Nate Richards: i used to wear you on my butt
May 28, 2025 at 2:10 PM
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My spidersona cyber and normie yes they are dating yes its oc x canon
(Being held captive to post this)
#spidersona #art
May 12, 2025 at 2:19 AM
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Happy Mother’s Day
Doctor Strange is examining a pregnant Wanda Maximoff, who asks if her baby is going to be normal since she used magic to get pregnant. Doctor Strange goes ludicrously out of his way to assure her that her baby is real, causing her to remark that he’s tempting fate.
May 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
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Hulkling: Okay, so I’m not exactly the most politically knowledgeable guy, but I have played Sim Galactic Empire, my biological mom was a princess, and I do have a magic sword so here we are. Hulkling: Firstly, don’t be a jerk. That’s my number one rule. If you take a look at a situation from a third party perspective and it feels like you’re being a jerk, stop it. Stop it. Hulkling: Secondly, we’re not doing war anymore. Everyone has to be happy with the planets they already have. If you’ve got a conflict, solve it thru dance battles, passive aggressive opinion pieces in galactically syndicated newspapers, or Pokémon battles. Hulkling: Also, I’m introducing Pokémon to you as a concept. Everyone in the Kree-Skrull Empire is getting a Nintendo DS and a copy of SoulSilver or HeartGold. Billy Kaplan: Well, we’re going to get some assassination attempts on that one.
May 8, 2025 at 7:29 PM
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Viv Vision: Hello, my 3/4ths brother! I used a special personalized algorithm to create the perfect gift for you! Billy Kaplan: It’s a t-shirt that says “Every Day is Pajama Day if You Have Depression.” Viv Vision: You’re welcome.
April 10, 2025 at 3:28 PM
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Billy Kaplan: It looked like we were in real trouble until I remembered that I’m functionally omnipotent.
April 6, 2025 at 5:39 PM
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Speed VS Wonder Man
Master Pandemonium biting WonderMan with one of his baby hands.
March 27, 2025 at 11:00 PM
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Rachel Summers: Hello sir! Have you heard of the good news of the Phoenix? Tony Stark: Thanks, but I'm not really interested in changing religions. Unless you’re one of the naked ones, But you don't look like one of the naked ones, so l'm fine going to whatever hell people who don't worship birds go to. Rachel Summers: Oh, the Phoenix doesn't send people to hell. It doesn't care about the individual actions of mortal beings. Worship would mean literally nothing to the Phoenix one way or the other! Tony Stark: Then why are you here? Rachel Summers: I’m just being a distraction while my friends rob you.
March 16, 2025 at 5:58 PM
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Reed Richards: And where are you going, young man?
Franklin Richards, crackling with cosmic power as he ascends beyond the physical plane: Out.
July 8, 2023 at 3:14 PM
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hey look an excuse
Blink and the Exiles yell at Spider-Man and the Web Warriors for sucking at protecting the multiverse.
March 7, 2025 at 10:34 PM
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The Ebony Blade: FEED ME.
Dane Whitman: Does it have to be human?
The Ebony Blade: FEED ME.
Dane Whitman: Does it have to be mine?
The Ebony Blade: FEEEEEEED ME.
Jennifer Walters: Dane’s being weird again.
Janet Van Dyne: ignore him, he just wants attention
March 5, 2025 at 10:37 PM
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Current weaving project
March 4, 2025 at 4:06 PM
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Booster Gold: Thanks for helping me with the Royal Flush Gang. I’m looking forward to working with you. Ted Kord: Uh, sure thing. Ted Kord: You ever get the feeling that your entire identity is about to be subsumed by your relationship to another person? Power Girl: No.
February 28, 2025 at 1:56 AM
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Tim Drake: Well, we won but I don't feel good about it. Kon-El: Hey, there's nothing in the rulebook that says a dog can't vaporize an opposing basketball team with his heat vision. Tim Drake: Still.
February 23, 2025 at 5:04 PM
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Janet Van Dyne: Okay, Avengers PR emergency. We need some image rehab after those low budget movies a certain Avenger who shall remain unnamed did. Clint. Clint Barton It's not what you're thinking. I was in a series of direct-to-DVD talking dog movies. Pietro Maximoff: That's exactly what I was thinking.
February 22, 2025 at 8:40 PM
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Kent Brockman labeled Trish Tilby saying “What do you say to the accusation that your wife has been killing people?” Homer Simpson labeled The Vision saying “Oh Trish, I’d be lying if I said my wife Virginia wasn’t killing people.” Kent and Homer stare at each other. Kent Brockman saying “touché.”
February 22, 2025 at 3:34 AM
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I was feeling done in,
couldn't win,
I'd only ever kissed before,
Now all I want to know
is how to go,
I've tasted blood and I want more
I'll put up no resistance
I want to stay the distance,
I've got an itch to scratch,
I need assistance,
Toucha, toucha, toucha, touch me,
February 21, 2025 at 7:03 PM
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The Green Goblin mistakes Illyana Rasputin for Gwen Stacy because they’re both blonde girls with bangs. She stabs him with a sword and then goes to DC, where she pops out of a fridge to stab Major Damage.
February 12, 2025 at 2:49 PM