Full disclosure, I have not made any sales in my Etsy store yet and it is so important I can get some in order for it to have any chance of being successful. My discount code ends at the end of November, I appreciate anyone taking a look!
birbloom.etsy.com

Accidentally pissed all over my face and in my mouth again

Smfh @ mens pockets, fits an entire novel in his pocket

Some days you just can’t believe your good luck.

What is the verb form of BlueSky-ing? I mean, like the analog to tweeting back when twitter was a thing. My proposal: bloosk. “Uh oh, this guy is bloosking his hot takes again. Check out this guy’s bloosk.”

COMING SOON! The Birbloom stall will be set up and ready to go at these upcoming events! Featuring a ton of new products - Pin banners, sticker books, pins, tote bags and some new keyring designs 🤩
Show that you are following me here and you will receive a free mini sticker (while stocks last)~

Thanks to the public domain, I’m putting out a version of Winnie-the-Pooh books that’s word-for-word the same as the originals except instead of “Oh bother” his catchphrase is “Son of a bitch.”

The Revenant, except instead of a bear it's the abominable snowman

Brilliant new @thetaxpayers.bsky.social song is out among the ruins of today! "At War With The Dogcatchers" made us want to put out this record in the first place. Now with a magically disorienting video by Preston Spurlock! - preorders up and streaming everywhere! www.youtube.com/watch?v=9T97...

@mikehuguenor.bsky.social yo, have you seen this yet? youtu.be/9T97oDd5_vw

We need to reset to 1997, 100% serious

Also, my horizons will be broadened by the ppl who voted for the senile fraud who picked sex pest chowderhead Matt Gaetz as AG and RFK Jr. to watch over the nation’s health? I’ll take a big passaroonie on that. They’re already gonna ruin the country, at least let me keep them out of my mentions

Why is there a Spider Woman but there isn't a Batma'am

Goodbye twitter