boofis
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boofis
@boofis.bsky.social
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You're only nostalgic for 2016 brunch because it wasn't mandatory.

It's 2025. You WILL get the eggs benedict avocado toast, and you WILL pay 18 bucks for it.
November 11, 2025 at 5:42 PM
looks for '26: breeches in the club
November 11, 2025 at 5:39 PM
As a child I labored under the mistaken belief that Steely Dan was singing "are you reeling in the yeast"
November 7, 2025 at 10:05 PM
I'm from Soxahanna, IL
November 4, 2025 at 8:43 AM
You stop being mean right now!
November 2, 2025 at 11:37 AM
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In Super Mario 3D Land, the welcome screen that is displayed when starting the game for the first time appears to be much less enthusiastic about the game in the European version compared to the US version.
October 21, 2025 at 3:45 PM
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Dr. Jane Goodall filmed an interview with Netflix in March 2025 that she understood would only be released after her death.
October 5, 2025 at 9:08 AM
how do you become one of these people that performs sketchy rituals in unsettling locations. I mean someone has to have figured it out. any podcasts i could listen to for tips & tricks
October 3, 2025 at 2:44 PM
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This whole section really.
September 28, 2025 at 10:59 PM
Ricki Lake Sorority Safari '93
September 29, 2025 at 10:00 PM
Alien Ant Farm vape dad
September 29, 2025 at 9:50 PM
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Elizabeth Warren on people who say Dems needs to tone down their rhetoric: "Oh, please. Why don't you start with the president of the United States? And every ugly meme he's posted and every ugly word."
September 11, 2025 at 12:28 AM
We are still some weeks out from the official start of fall but you bet your ass I'm already peasantmaxxing in the kitchen
September 6, 2025 at 9:22 PM
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but the third seat is just a legend...isn't it...?
September 1, 2025 at 9:04 PM
when you come across a poster whom you saw spreading the most acerbic, post-ironic, self-righteous put-down takes in 2017-2020 and they've tried to make a normal online persona for themselves
August 31, 2025 at 9:25 AM
Thinkpiece pitch: Is it time to revisit The Real World Season 1 (1992)?
August 24, 2025 at 8:46 PM
You can prompt me, too
August 12, 2025 at 4:18 PM
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Faculty who wrote to defend their president and object to a DOJ investigation of their university...are now being investigated by the DOJ.
The most banal defense of free speech and academic freedom will trigger the full wrath of the US government now.
www.nytimes.com/2025/07/28/u...
Faculty Support of George Mason’s President Draws Federal Investigation
www.nytimes.com
July 29, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Hire Me To Spin Around In Place Like Paula Abdul At Your Event
July 23, 2025 at 8:55 AM
people get mad at me for bringing up annoying old trends from the past decade - as if those trends suddenly became annoying just now
July 16, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Fairlady Mathis OS
July 14, 2025 at 7:56 AM
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July 5, 2025 at 3:50 AM
optimizing for microbrunch
July 5, 2025 at 10:02 AM
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Happy pride month
June 26, 2025 at 11:44 AM
I just want to recreationally create offshore shell companies. I swear I won't hide any money with them, I just want to do it for fun
June 25, 2025 at 5:30 PM