Bon Solver
@bonsolver.bsky.social
I sleep at night and do normal stuff during the day
An old man eating pho at the bar dropped his chopsticks on the ground. I picked them up for him and when I handed them to him he said “They should be called drop sticks”. Perfect joke. No notes
May 22, 2025 at 12:04 AM
An old man eating pho at the bar dropped his chopsticks on the ground. I picked them up for him and when I handed them to him he said “They should be called drop sticks”. Perfect joke. No notes
Imagine if other people’s posts on Bluesky were good
May 18, 2025 at 1:53 AM
Imagine if other people’s posts on Bluesky were good
Verizon completely changed their logo and didn’t make any kind of fuss about it. Respect
May 18, 2025 at 1:52 AM
Verizon completely changed their logo and didn’t make any kind of fuss about it. Respect
Number of exclamation points in texts gap relationship
May 16, 2025 at 12:16 PM
Number of exclamation points in texts gap relationship
I’m not sure I understand. Do they fuck the Pokémon?
May 16, 2025 at 12:15 PM
I’m not sure I understand. Do they fuck the Pokémon?
Me when I flush the toilet after peeing in a public restroom
April 15, 2025 at 3:37 PM
Me when I flush the toilet after peeing in a public restroom
TOO MANY PETS ON HERE STOP SHOWING ME CATS AND DOGS I DONT CARE ABOUT THEM
April 10, 2025 at 10:39 AM
TOO MANY PETS ON HERE STOP SHOWING ME CATS AND DOGS I DONT CARE ABOUT THEM
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(Scrolling the timeline for 9 hours straight and seeing a total of 4 funny posts) BlueSky's still got it baby
April 10, 2025 at 5:53 AM
(Scrolling the timeline for 9 hours straight and seeing a total of 4 funny posts) BlueSky's still got it baby
Are some grapes naturally seedless or is that a modern agriculture thing
March 16, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Are some grapes naturally seedless or is that a modern agriculture thing
I just think we’ll be talking about the cultural impact of Mitchell vs The Machines for a long time to come
March 16, 2025 at 11:53 AM
I just think we’ll be talking about the cultural impact of Mitchell vs The Machines for a long time to come
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Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
March 4, 2025 at 3:50 PM
Aside from the obvious direct harm, what's so irritating is that a handful of spoiled ignorant assholes are breaking things that we all built together. They weren't content to own almost everything, they had to wreck what little they didn't own. It's vandalism on a mass scale and has to be punished
How many trillions of dollars in productivity have been collectively lost due to time spent recovering from diarrhea
March 5, 2025 at 2:56 AM
How many trillions of dollars in productivity have been collectively lost due to time spent recovering from diarrhea
After my mom watched the substance she told me multiple times how beautiful she thought Margaret Qualley was
March 2, 2025 at 11:37 PM
After my mom watched the substance she told me multiple times how beautiful she thought Margaret Qualley was
I got a Black history month achievement on Peloton for doing a ride with soul music
February 28, 2025 at 2:16 PM
I got a Black history month achievement on Peloton for doing a ride with soul music
I’m working on a theory. It’s gonna be big
February 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
I’m working on a theory. It’s gonna be big
Just heard an announcement in the subway station about subway surfing. Sounds cool. I want to try it
February 26, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Just heard an announcement in the subway station about subway surfing. Sounds cool. I want to try it
Please, Mr Thirteen Hotel was my father
A Nebraska man was shocked to find that on his toddler's birth certificate, she was legally named “Unakite Thirteen Hotel.” The name, which appeared to be generated by a computer, was meant to be temporary after the mother surrendered the child. But two years later, the nonsensical name remains.
Nebraska Man Struggles to Change Daughter’s Name From ‘Unakite Thirteen Hotel’
The name, which appeared to be generated by a computer, was meant to be temporary after the mother surrendered the child. But two years later, the nonsensical name remains.
www.nytimes.com
February 26, 2025 at 4:56 AM
Please, Mr Thirteen Hotel was my father
Whenever I’m at a fancy restaurant and the soap in the bathroom doesn’t have micro beads I turn into the hulk
February 22, 2025 at 1:46 AM
Whenever I’m at a fancy restaurant and the soap in the bathroom doesn’t have micro beads I turn into the hulk
Will you help me get 30,000 signatures on my change dot org petition calling for every season of love is blind to be at least 50% uggos
February 21, 2025 at 1:16 PM
Will you help me get 30,000 signatures on my change dot org petition calling for every season of love is blind to be at least 50% uggos
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I cannot emphasize enough that the New York City subway is not scary. It’s one of my favorite parts of living here. I grew up in the suburbs having to drive on highways everywhere and that’s way scarier
February 20, 2025 at 5:21 PM
I cannot emphasize enough that the New York City subway is not scary. It’s one of my favorite parts of living here. I grew up in the suburbs having to drive on highways everywhere and that’s way scarier
I pissed my pants at the beverage focus group
February 20, 2025 at 12:29 AM
I pissed my pants at the beverage focus group
I would like for critics to stop describing art as “delicious”
February 18, 2025 at 1:35 PM
I would like for critics to stop describing art as “delicious”