look i know the translation/localization debate is like cryptofascist engagement bait made by people who have never once seriously thought about literature. but also playing trails beyond the horizon has made me realize the “point a gun at a nihilist’s head” for this is “translate skibidi rizz”

rt if you would tuck him in

sneebling and sneezing. the allergic creature

they’re calling my laptop stickers the “transbian pride flag”

i love my cat very much but sometimes she will forcefully remind me that she’s a stupid pervert who loves piss

been in a weird mood the past week and the only solution is getting college-drunk with oomfies

too lazy to look it up but i like to imagine penn and teller rpf features tags such as: libertarian handjob, vivisection, clown, etc

getting in on the ground floor buying stocks for scirocco is going to appear and be yaoi with challia

my brain started playing barely remembered lakers games from when i was a kid to make me go sleep faster. i go several years without dreaming and this is what breaks the streak

breaking stereotypes by sucking ass at fighting games. i open up uni2 and get vaporized from orbit

my called gqux shot is that we WILL get a mashymere cameo where’s he is just a normal dude who never met haman and it’ll be by far the most depressing thing in the show

slime bride

someone needs to put me in a saw trap and make me gnaw someone’s leg off. for therapy.

able get out of bed every day thanks to my load-bearing yuri obsession

some witches threw me in a cauldron and forced me to experience eternity and i came out of that experience really normal about God