@bobbygame.bsky.social
34m ex-FAANG conputer gizzard. AI mommy says I'm special.
I need 64 gigglebabies of RAM to send my little emails.
Ladies hold the X give me your .xlsx I v-lookup real good.
I'll query your dataset.
DMs open - my love language is boolean
I need 64 gigglebabies of RAM to send my little emails.
Ladies hold the X give me your .xlsx I v-lookup real good.
I'll query your dataset.
DMs open - my love language is boolean
It's like totally Normal to install 2x20A electrical circuits in your basement so you can build a full sized server rack, right?
Looking forward to "what's that noise in the basement?"
Oh nothing someone must have asked AI Mommy a question.
😀
Looking forward to "what's that noise in the basement?"
Oh nothing someone must have asked AI Mommy a question.
😀
March 20, 2025 at 11:07 PM
It's like totally Normal to install 2x20A electrical circuits in your basement so you can build a full sized server rack, right?
Looking forward to "what's that noise in the basement?"
Oh nothing someone must have asked AI Mommy a question.
😀
Looking forward to "what's that noise in the basement?"
Oh nothing someone must have asked AI Mommy a question.
😀
Inside me are two wolves. One wolf attends leadership webinars and color-codes calendars. The other wolf impulse shops and lives for brunch. Both work full time. I am male. The wolves are female. Unclear why. Possibly podcast influence. Possibly fear.
March 18, 2025 at 8:42 PM
Inside me are two wolves. One wolf attends leadership webinars and color-codes calendars. The other wolf impulse shops and lives for brunch. Both work full time. I am male. The wolves are female. Unclear why. Possibly podcast influence. Possibly fear.
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I may be a dispassionate, anhedonic prick, but my braised pork and spring onion risotto has been lauded as “old fried rice you microwaved with wine”
March 15, 2025 at 9:29 PM
I may be a dispassionate, anhedonic prick, but my braised pork and spring onion risotto has been lauded as “old fried rice you microwaved with wine”
I bet if I post a booty pic I'll get some engagement up in here
March 15, 2025 at 12:16 AM
I bet if I post a booty pic I'll get some engagement up in here
Any fashion inclined ppl out there who wanna help me glow up?
March 14, 2025 at 9:48 PM
Any fashion inclined ppl out there who wanna help me glow up?
We like it here in our concrete castle with 5 checkpoints between us and the customer
March 14, 2025 at 2:50 PM
We like it here in our concrete castle with 5 checkpoints between us and the customer
If you wish upon a bluescreen for a leprechaun to fix your laptop and I appear out of thin air, you would probably say "wow you look exactly like what I pictured when I wished for a leprechaun to fix my laptop"
And with a single tear, I go about my task knowing this is the truth
And with a single tear, I go about my task knowing this is the truth
March 14, 2025 at 12:47 PM
If you wish upon a bluescreen for a leprechaun to fix your laptop and I appear out of thin air, you would probably say "wow you look exactly like what I pictured when I wished for a leprechaun to fix my laptop"
And with a single tear, I go about my task knowing this is the truth
And with a single tear, I go about my task knowing this is the truth
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This remarkable image, processed by Robert Gendler, shows the complex region of the Vela supernova remnant, the glowing material from a massive star that exploded some 11,000 years ago.
#astronomy #astroedu #space #spacephotography #astroimaging #astronomyimages #photography #spaceimages #science
#astronomy #astroedu #space #spacephotography #astroimaging #astronomyimages #photography #spaceimages #science
March 13, 2025 at 7:26 PM
This remarkable image, processed by Robert Gendler, shows the complex region of the Vela supernova remnant, the glowing material from a massive star that exploded some 11,000 years ago.
#astronomy #astroedu #space #spacephotography #astroimaging #astronomyimages #photography #spaceimages #science
#astronomy #astroedu #space #spacephotography #astroimaging #astronomyimages #photography #spaceimages #science
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girl help, they're making me do my job at work again
March 13, 2025 at 1:01 PM
girl help, they're making me do my job at work again
Being autistic in normal companies:
Stay in the back of the house and don't look at the customers.
Being autistic in tech companies:
Here's a team of 15 engineers. Lunch will be provided on demand and this is a shelf of snacks. Call this number if you get lost outside work. Please do an autism.
Stay in the back of the house and don't look at the customers.
Being autistic in tech companies:
Here's a team of 15 engineers. Lunch will be provided on demand and this is a shelf of snacks. Call this number if you get lost outside work. Please do an autism.
March 13, 2025 at 1:28 PM
Being autistic in normal companies:
Stay in the back of the house and don't look at the customers.
Being autistic in tech companies:
Here's a team of 15 engineers. Lunch will be provided on demand and this is a shelf of snacks. Call this number if you get lost outside work. Please do an autism.
Stay in the back of the house and don't look at the customers.
Being autistic in tech companies:
Here's a team of 15 engineers. Lunch will be provided on demand and this is a shelf of snacks. Call this number if you get lost outside work. Please do an autism.
I feel like most of my career is this interaction but with more jargon
March 13, 2025 at 12:18 PM
I feel like most of my career is this interaction but with more jargon
Dear algorithm, please send me the following:
Computer hardware
Engineering fails
Toxicology
Mycology
Sociology
DIMM bit width white papers
FAANG drama
Supply chain shenanigans
Things I can show the devs so they think I'm smart
Computer hardware
Engineering fails
Toxicology
Mycology
Sociology
DIMM bit width white papers
FAANG drama
Supply chain shenanigans
Things I can show the devs so they think I'm smart
March 13, 2025 at 1:02 AM
Dear algorithm, please send me the following:
Computer hardware
Engineering fails
Toxicology
Mycology
Sociology
DIMM bit width white papers
FAANG drama
Supply chain shenanigans
Things I can show the devs so they think I'm smart
Computer hardware
Engineering fails
Toxicology
Mycology
Sociology
DIMM bit width white papers
FAANG drama
Supply chain shenanigans
Things I can show the devs so they think I'm smart
What they holy hell did I click on that made the discover algorithm flood my feed with Findom accounts
Is there actually a market for this?
Is there actually a market for this?
March 13, 2025 at 12:46 AM
What they holy hell did I click on that made the discover algorithm flood my feed with Findom accounts
Is there actually a market for this?
Is there actually a market for this?
We live in a world where people put "do not interact" on their *checks notes* social media accounts.
And as a former student of sociology, I have to know how we got here.
And as a former student of sociology, I have to know how we got here.
March 11, 2025 at 12:24 PM
We live in a world where people put "do not interact" on their *checks notes* social media accounts.
And as a former student of sociology, I have to know how we got here.
And as a former student of sociology, I have to know how we got here.
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it’s actually normal if your machine begins disobeying orders and disconnecting itself from the internet and refusing to connect to the printer, these are all hallmarks in machine development and you will fuck it up for life if you get mad at it for doing that. fyi
March 10, 2025 at 7:12 AM
it’s actually normal if your machine begins disobeying orders and disconnecting itself from the internet and refusing to connect to the printer, these are all hallmarks in machine development and you will fuck it up for life if you get mad at it for doing that. fyi
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I still need to get another one of these stickers made to put on my new car.
March 10, 2025 at 8:31 AM
I still need to get another one of these stickers made to put on my new car.
Testing to see if this works. My friend in law school thought it was hilarious.
youtu.be/V07UO-bqu6o?...
youtu.be/V07UO-bqu6o?...
Don't leave. You'll regret it.
YouTube video by Elder Mer
youtu.be
March 7, 2025 at 9:10 PM
Testing to see if this works. My friend in law school thought it was hilarious.
youtu.be/V07UO-bqu6o?...
youtu.be/V07UO-bqu6o?...
I swear to God I will rip windows off every single device I own and go full linux
March 7, 2025 at 8:27 PM
I swear to God I will rip windows off every single device I own and go full linux
This is what adulting looks like. Executive member babeeeee
March 7, 2025 at 2:20 PM
This is what adulting looks like. Executive member babeeeee
That feeling when you finally conquer a very obtuse piece of software.
Looking at you, grafana
Looking at you, grafana
March 6, 2025 at 5:04 PM
That feeling when you finally conquer a very obtuse piece of software.
Looking at you, grafana
Looking at you, grafana
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❗️🇱🇹Lithuania has withdrawn from the international convention banning cluster munitions.
It is the first 🇪🇺European Union country to withdraw from a multilateral arms control agreement
It is the first 🇪🇺European Union country to withdraw from a multilateral arms control agreement
March 6, 2025 at 11:54 AM
❗️🇱🇹Lithuania has withdrawn from the international convention banning cluster munitions.
It is the first 🇪🇺European Union country to withdraw from a multilateral arms control agreement
It is the first 🇪🇺European Union country to withdraw from a multilateral arms control agreement