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· Oct 9
me: i will not turn boys into dogs
HIGHLY DOGABLE BOY: hi
me: hmm
HIGHLY DOGABLE BOY: hi
me: hmm
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eeeer... Padoru padoruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
#girlsbandcry
#girlsbandcry
a picture of a couple under a mistletoe with the words me holding the presence that makes you jolly
ALT: a picture of a couple under a mistletoe with the words me holding the presence that makes you jolly
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December 24, 2025 at 7:58 PM
eeeer... Padoru padoruuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
#girlsbandcry
#girlsbandcry
i didnt mean to cause a twelve mile electrical fire when i tripped and my fat ass took out the giant light display. i got distracted by the anime mom in the santa bikini. plkease it’s not m faujlt,,
December 25, 2025 at 1:39 AM
i didnt mean to cause a twelve mile electrical fire when i tripped and my fat ass took out the giant light display. i got distracted by the anime mom in the santa bikini. plkease it’s not m faujlt,,
it’s too late to move the playstation from the counter into the oven. you can’t make it
December 24, 2025 at 6:06 AM
it’s too late to move the playstation from the counter into the oven. you can’t make it
boss who uses me as a stress ball threw me at the wall and it made a comically loud fFwomp sound and everyone is laughjinh at me and now they’re all calling me “teh Fwomper”” IM gonna be sick
December 22, 2025 at 9:00 AM
boss who uses me as a stress ball threw me at the wall and it made a comically loud fFwomp sound and everyone is laughjinh at me and now they’re all calling me “teh Fwomper”” IM gonna be sick
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it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport
we couldn’t save her. and it’s all your fault. her last words were “if I dont get some fat tail im gonna die.”
She told you
She told you
December 19, 2025 at 7:46 AM
we couldn’t save her. and it’s all your fault. her last words were “if I dont get some fat tail im gonna die.”
She told you
She told you
method of transport i prefer these days is the free one where the local bug thwacker home runs me with a bat into a window
December 15, 2025 at 6:51 AM
method of transport i prefer these days is the free one where the local bug thwacker home runs me with a bat into a window
you can’t use stairs. it can’t be done. it’s not possible. no real world execution of stairs. it’s never been attempted
December 15, 2025 at 6:47 AM
you can’t use stairs. it can’t be done. it’s not possible. no real world execution of stairs. it’s never been attempted
it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport
December 12, 2025 at 7:31 PM
it’s fox girl friday you know what that means. thats right i;m being hunted for sport
the princess would like her knights to stop calling her things like “shrimp” and “small fucking loser” because the cursed amulet around her neck has been listening and now it’s calling her that stuff too
December 2, 2025 at 10:26 AM
the princess would like her knights to stop calling her things like “shrimp” and “small fucking loser” because the cursed amulet around her neck has been listening and now it’s calling her that stuff too
you need to be nicer to the cargo plane controlled by the spirit of your dead sister imbedded in the navigation system. she’s already caused 29 casualties this month and if you keep giving her attitude her rampage on the runway will reach iron man numbers
December 1, 2025 at 4:57 AM
you need to be nicer to the cargo plane controlled by the spirit of your dead sister imbedded in the navigation system. she’s already caused 29 casualties this month and if you keep giving her attitude her rampage on the runway will reach iron man numbers
yes i drank all the film developer. go ahead and ban me from the premises. it won’t unpee your chemicals
November 20, 2025 at 8:45 PM
yes i drank all the film developer. go ahead and ban me from the premises. it won’t unpee your chemicals
the himejoshi princess would like you to explain why you’re not on board with the “make every girl knight kiss each other before the throne” initiative
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
the himejoshi princess would like you to explain why you’re not on board with the “make every girl knight kiss each other before the throne” initiative
pokemon unleashes an update that removes the jiggle physics from the scolitummy and loses 50 wubillion dollars in the process
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
pokemon unleashes an update that removes the jiggle physics from the scolitummy and loses 50 wubillion dollars in the process
the fat dragon has once again graced the town with its untamable fire and unmatched power of instant loss
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
the fat dragon has once again graced the town with its untamable fire and unmatched power of instant loss
please stoooop thwacking me with ur big as fuck hammer it makes a squeak noise when it flattens me and now all the girls with big hammers want to thwack me too
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
please stoooop thwacking me with ur big as fuck hammer it makes a squeak noise when it flattens me and now all the girls with big hammers want to thwack me too
ever since that one guilty gear player’s mind manifested a bridget that took over her body forever there’s been a bridget containment breach and so so many such cases
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
ever since that one guilty gear player’s mind manifested a bridget that took over her body forever there’s been a bridget containment breach and so so many such cases
nice photo of a mountain range but can u like pour acid on it or something. i can almost see 2 pixels of something and i feel unwell
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
nice photo of a mountain range but can u like pour acid on it or something. i can almost see 2 pixels of something and i feel unwell
“I think a doll might be a type of bug but im not sure” segmented body, hard shell, glazed look in the eyes, screams when it comes out of the ground to mate What More do you want it’s literally a Bugs
October 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
“I think a doll might be a type of bug but im not sure” segmented body, hard shell, glazed look in the eyes, screams when it comes out of the ground to mate What More do you want it’s literally a Bugs
ive seen the screenshots and i just don’t think they made that bug big enough. it’s no good
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
ive seen the screenshots and i just don’t think they made that bug big enough. it’s no good
miss boss they found where you searched “big ass scolipede” 10 times in 1 day and they’re holding a sensitivity meeting about it. you gotta like. go to that I think
October 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
miss boss they found where you searched “big ass scolipede” 10 times in 1 day and they’re holding a sensitivity meeting about it. you gotta like. go to that I think
it has been absolute shit on planet fuck since they implemented dress codes on the girl pokemon
October 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
it has been absolute shit on planet fuck since they implemented dress codes on the girl pokemon
im not allowed to talk about the button that will scolipede you due to a non disclosure agreement but basically it Does
October 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
im not allowed to talk about the button that will scolipede you due to a non disclosure agreement but basically it Does
you don’t have to ask “is this slime girl a type of bug” no one needs to ask, you know in your heart deep down she Always Is
October 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM
you don’t have to ask “is this slime girl a type of bug” no one needs to ask, you know in your heart deep down she Always Is
the camera bird in gensokyo found out about this and now there’s some compromising pics of me at the bottom of a staircase floating around the flying girl scene
i don’t enjoy the scenery or go “on a hike@” i go to the location and fall down 200 stairs. and the busty harpy flying over points and laughs at me and takes pictures to show all her friends
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 AM
the camera bird in gensokyo found out about this and now there’s some compromising pics of me at the bottom of a staircase floating around the flying girl scene