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· Oct 9
me: i will not turn boys into dogs
HIGHLY DOGABLE BOY: hi
me: hmm
HIGHLY DOGABLE BOY: hi
me: hmm
the himejoshi princess would like you to explain why you’re not on board with the “make every girl knight kiss each other before the throne” initiative
November 13, 2025 at 2:52 AM
the himejoshi princess would like you to explain why you’re not on board with the “make every girl knight kiss each other before the throne” initiative
pokemon unleashes an update that removes the jiggle physics from the scolitummy and loses 50 wubillion dollars in the process
November 10, 2025 at 12:29 PM
pokemon unleashes an update that removes the jiggle physics from the scolitummy and loses 50 wubillion dollars in the process
the fat dragon has once again graced the town with its untamable fire and unmatched power of instant loss
November 10, 2025 at 1:53 AM
the fat dragon has once again graced the town with its untamable fire and unmatched power of instant loss
please stoooop thwacking me with ur big as fuck hammer it makes a squeak noise when it flattens me and now all the girls with big hammers want to thwack me too
November 8, 2025 at 2:28 PM
please stoooop thwacking me with ur big as fuck hammer it makes a squeak noise when it flattens me and now all the girls with big hammers want to thwack me too
ever since that one guilty gear player’s mind manifested a bridget that took over her body forever there’s been a bridget containment breach and so so many such cases
November 2, 2025 at 11:07 AM
ever since that one guilty gear player’s mind manifested a bridget that took over her body forever there’s been a bridget containment breach and so so many such cases
nice photo of a mountain range but can u like pour acid on it or something. i can almost see 2 pixels of something and i feel unwell
November 1, 2025 at 10:45 AM
nice photo of a mountain range but can u like pour acid on it or something. i can almost see 2 pixels of something and i feel unwell
“I think a doll might be a type of bug but im not sure” segmented body, hard shell, glazed look in the eyes, screams when it comes out of the ground to mate What More do you want it’s literally a Bugs
October 27, 2025 at 9:41 AM
“I think a doll might be a type of bug but im not sure” segmented body, hard shell, glazed look in the eyes, screams when it comes out of the ground to mate What More do you want it’s literally a Bugs
ive seen the screenshots and i just don’t think they made that bug big enough. it’s no good
October 25, 2025 at 12:14 AM
ive seen the screenshots and i just don’t think they made that bug big enough. it’s no good
miss boss they found where you searched “big ass scolipede” 10 times in 1 day and they’re holding a sensitivity meeting about it. you gotta like. go to that I think
October 25, 2025 at 12:12 AM
miss boss they found where you searched “big ass scolipede” 10 times in 1 day and they’re holding a sensitivity meeting about it. you gotta like. go to that I think
it has been absolute shit on planet fuck since they implemented dress codes on the girl pokemon
October 22, 2025 at 9:35 AM
it has been absolute shit on planet fuck since they implemented dress codes on the girl pokemon
im not allowed to talk about the button that will scolipede you due to a non disclosure agreement but basically it Does
October 8, 2025 at 8:10 PM
im not allowed to talk about the button that will scolipede you due to a non disclosure agreement but basically it Does
you don’t have to ask “is this slime girl a type of bug” no one needs to ask, you know in your heart deep down she Always Is
October 7, 2025 at 9:50 AM
you don’t have to ask “is this slime girl a type of bug” no one needs to ask, you know in your heart deep down she Always Is
the camera bird in gensokyo found out about this and now there’s some compromising pics of me at the bottom of a staircase floating around the flying girl scene
i don’t enjoy the scenery or go “on a hike@” i go to the location and fall down 200 stairs. and the busty harpy flying over points and laughs at me and takes pictures to show all her friends
October 6, 2025 at 8:48 AM
the camera bird in gensokyo found out about this and now there’s some compromising pics of me at the bottom of a staircase floating around the flying girl scene
i don’t enjoy the scenery or go “on a hike@” i go to the location and fall down 200 stairs. and the busty harpy flying over points and laughs at me and takes pictures to show all her friends
October 6, 2025 at 8:41 AM
i don’t enjoy the scenery or go “on a hike@” i go to the location and fall down 200 stairs. and the busty harpy flying over points and laughs at me and takes pictures to show all her friends
“are there any maids that are not venomous” I’m gonna stop you right there kid so get ready when i say this: every maid is going to kill you
September 29, 2025 at 3:14 AM
“are there any maids that are not venomous” I’m gonna stop you right there kid so get ready when i say this: every maid is going to kill you
my boss is a hot werewolf now
about to handle this meeting the ol cia handshake way, one’s got e gel the other t gel and We’re just gonna have to see what this does
September 26, 2025 at 5:55 PM
my boss is a hot werewolf now
about to handle this meeting the ol cia handshake way, one’s got e gel the other t gel and We’re just gonna have to see what this does
September 25, 2025 at 6:53 AM
about to handle this meeting the ol cia handshake way, one’s got e gel the other t gel and We’re just gonna have to see what this does
stop touching fluffy tail, corporate is going to flatten me to pancake when they see thjis shit..
no one use the chubby mom laser until we find out why. Why it keeps giving the moms big fluffy tails
September 20, 2025 at 3:26 AM
stop touching fluffy tail, corporate is going to flatten me to pancake when they see thjis shit..
no one use the chubby mom laser until we find out why. Why it keeps giving the moms big fluffy tails
September 20, 2025 at 3:23 AM
no one use the chubby mom laser until we find out why. Why it keeps giving the moms big fluffy tails
im sorry our giant 2fort server that has gained sentience does not know right from wrong, it grants 5fps framerate to its chosen victims without reason
September 14, 2025 at 2:47 AM
im sorry our giant 2fort server that has gained sentience does not know right from wrong, it grants 5fps framerate to its chosen victims without reason
surgery that permanently turns you into this minibot pet cam and there’s no reversing it ur a tiny rolling thing with big round eyes forever
September 7, 2025 at 7:04 AM
surgery that permanently turns you into this minibot pet cam and there’s no reversing it ur a tiny rolling thing with big round eyes forever
“you are being manipulated by the machine’s psychological warfare” u are just mad the androgynous death bot with epic claw feet picked me and not u
September 4, 2025 at 5:35 AM
“you are being manipulated by the machine’s psychological warfare” u are just mad the androgynous death bot with epic claw feet picked me and not u
there’s actually no reason to be scared of the giant robot’s big huge glowing orb that’s floating over her and getting larger, you need to stand still and stare directly at it. for her sake
September 4, 2025 at 5:33 AM
there’s actually no reason to be scared of the giant robot’s big huge glowing orb that’s floating over her and getting larger, you need to stand still and stare directly at it. for her sake
new hip trend known as forcemech where i will mech you + you will be sent into deep space with no chance of returning home + a red zaku will be lasering your cockpit most evenings
very popular with the earthlings these days
very popular with the earthlings these days
September 4, 2025 at 3:22 AM
new hip trend known as forcemech where i will mech you + you will be sent into deep space with no chance of returning home + a red zaku will be lasering your cockpit most evenings
very popular with the earthlings these days
very popular with the earthlings these days
somwtimes i enter band sweepstakes for bands I haven’t listen to in a decade because i want to go backstage and convince one of them to put on a kigurumi mask. and unlock something new within them
September 2, 2025 at 6:28 AM
somwtimes i enter band sweepstakes for bands I haven’t listen to in a decade because i want to go backstage and convince one of them to put on a kigurumi mask. and unlock something new within them