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big dumb baby boi
@bobaganoush.bsky.social
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when the interviewer asks what i bring to the table
went mega hella super platinum on the hellsite,,, thought u all may also find it amusing
February 19, 2025 at 2:57 AM
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Me: I love polyarmory

Her: u mean polyamory?

Me, in a full suit of armor wielding a multiple swords: what
November 26, 2023 at 2:39 AM
🅱️ö🅱️’s 🅱️ig 🅱️ussy 🅱️oppers

Name: stop ✋ drop💧 roll 🛼
Songs: 60
Length: 3 hours
Genre(s): House, Pop Dance, Tech House, UK Dance

🎧EDM bsky

Happy Friday legends!
stop ✋ drop💧 roll 🛼
stop ✋ drop💧 roll 🛼 · Playlist · 60 songs
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December 8, 2023 at 12:23 PM
some classics in here

“the name’s cash, kohl’s cash”
Narc Ruffalo
Buttercream Buttcheeks

📠 decider (we later made tshirts with my phrase “📠 only” on em)

Bob, aspiring cult leader - made many trumpers mad when i’d troll them “YOU ADMIT YOU LIKE CULTS”

🎀fuck it we ball🎀

Bob Shammbob (go friars)
i am an agent of chaos… a former friend (started putting this together after he realized how often i did it so he is missing a bunch here and also this list only went to mid 2020… i kept it up for 2.5 more years lmfao

(*former* bc after the pandemic he came to visit. stayed w gf and i. now his gf)
oh i’ll bring it back but idk if ive ever shared this…used to change it ALL the time based on the “bit of the week” or some other silly reason and my name bob was basically my defaults if i didnt have one. “big dumb baby boi, lil soupy man” was/always has been my bio. hence where that came from lol
December 6, 2023 at 5:08 PM
i am an agent of chaos… a former friend (started putting this together after he realized how often i did it so he is missing a bunch here and also this list only went to mid 2020… i kept it up for 2.5 more years lmfao

(*former* bc after the pandemic he came to visit. stayed w gf and i. now his gf)
oh i’ll bring it back but idk if ive ever shared this…used to change it ALL the time based on the “bit of the week” or some other silly reason and my name bob was basically my defaults if i didnt have one. “big dumb baby boi, lil soupy man” was/always has been my bio. hence where that came from lol
December 6, 2023 at 5:00 PM
i disagree.
Idiots vary in many ways but I think the absolute hallmark of proof that you are talking to a very stupid person is when they think because something is an 'opinion' it can't be right or wrong or criticized.
December 6, 2023 at 4:25 PM
December 6, 2023 at 2:12 PM
i’m also 21% sentient hat that forces children i just met into very specific cliques for the next 7 years
Pretty crazy I spent the majority of my life thinking I was Irish and Italian but I always felt like I was different. A Llama in boi’s clothing if u will. Thank god for 23 & me. these last 2 years i’ve finally felt like i knew who i truly was for the first time in my life. an emperor w a new groove🥹
December 5, 2023 at 1:31 AM
Pretty crazy I spent the majority of my life thinking I was Irish and Italian but I always felt like I was different. A Llama in boi’s clothing if u will. Thank god for 23 & me. these last 2 years i’ve finally felt like i knew who i truly was for the first time in my life. an emperor w a new groove🥹
December 5, 2023 at 1:29 AM
saban and harbaugh have been blowing me up all day like hey i appreciate the attention but don’t u guys have something that might be a bit more pressing coming up? plus u haven’t even heard what NIL guarantees i want (hint: gonna involve A LOT of sick ass swords)
transfer portal has been insane today
December 5, 2023 at 1:25 AM
transfer portal has been insane today
December 5, 2023 at 1:19 AM
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women these days just hate men bc we never invite them to astral project with us, like sorry ur stuck in the mortal plane but how is that my fault??
October 21, 2023 at 2:06 AM
Sauron’s carpal tunnel so bad a part of him was actually glad Isildur took a finger the Barad-dûr doctor finally had an excuse to ice the hand
Imagine ur Sauron n it’s a few weeks after forming Mordor. u finally get a lil downtime when it hits u…. Not a single chick in the entire realm. ur peeping some orcs on IG tryna convince urself some are kinda hot in an outdooorsy way but u know deep down the age of man about to be the age of hand 😔
December 5, 2023 at 1:12 AM
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Imagine ur Sauron n it’s a few weeks after forming Mordor. u finally get a lil downtime when it hits u…. Not a single chick in the entire realm. ur peeping some orcs on IG tryna convince urself some are kinda hot in an outdooorsy way but u know deep down the age of man about to be the age of hand 😔
October 21, 2023 at 2:11 AM
Me: I love polyarmory

Her: u mean polyamory?

Me, in a full suit of armor wielding a multiple swords: what
November 26, 2023 at 2:39 AM
oh shit i think spotify just sent me ur wrapped accidentally
November 19, 2023 at 11:21 PM
holy whatthefuckishappeningivebeenonthissiteforlessthan2minutesinthepast20days
November 16, 2023 at 9:48 PM
bisexual? no actually ur trisexual bc if u even try-sex-you-all are goin 2 hell
November 16, 2023 at 1:48 AM
me vs. you,,,, do u see what i’m saying😈💯😩😎
November 14, 2023 at 12:57 AM
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Wow! Look who's on the cover this month!
November 7, 2023 at 10:37 PM
love 2 pick up the latest edition of my favorite magazine Bruce Willis™️
November 7, 2023 at 7:54 PM
a concept: Life, but less terrible in every way
November 7, 2023 at 6:28 PM
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waiting at the bottom of the speed halo chute for the cybertruck
November 1, 2023 at 1:42 AM