The Notorious Ahsley ^w^
@bneeee.bsky.social
Hi, I'm Ashley! I'm a trans girl (she/they) who makes dry observations of the world around me, and occasionally some jokes :P
> "unmask your autistic traits!"
> looks inside
> making animal noises at pretty trans people
> looks inside
> making animal noises at pretty trans people
February 15, 2026 at 11:01 AM
> "unmask your autistic traits!"
> looks inside
> making animal noises at pretty trans people
> looks inside
> making animal noises at pretty trans people
why do they call it budweiser when it makes you budfoolish
February 9, 2026 at 9:40 PM
why do they call it budweiser when it makes you budfoolish
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February 9, 2026 at 3:30 AM
it's a crime that i'm expected to use my words
February 5, 2026 at 12:13 AM
it's a crime that i'm expected to use my words
It disappoints me that we never got an official version of Minecraft on the Wii, because they would have made looking a motion control thing and it would've either been the best feature or made it absolutely unplayable
February 4, 2026 at 8:11 PM
It disappoints me that we never got an official version of Minecraft on the Wii, because they would have made looking a motion control thing and it would've either been the best feature or made it absolutely unplayable
I would marry honey roasted peanuts if I could
February 4, 2026 at 6:41 PM
I would marry honey roasted peanuts if I could
I feel like trans women who make scary but great music is the 2020s equivalent of white guys with no fashion sense giving their opinions on Nintendo games. Sign of the times, I suppose, no room for nerd discourse when you can have mental illness and estrogen.
February 1, 2026 at 12:58 AM
I feel like trans women who make scary but great music is the 2020s equivalent of white guys with no fashion sense giving their opinions on Nintendo games. Sign of the times, I suppose, no room for nerd discourse when you can have mental illness and estrogen.
People often think the KFC logo looks like a stickman with a comically large head, but who's to say it isn't some poor defenceless spider that caught a rare version of chordysepts that makes Colonel Sanders' head control you. We don't know what's in those spices, it could be zombie fungus.
January 27, 2026 at 9:18 PM
People often think the KFC logo looks like a stickman with a comically large head, but who's to say it isn't some poor defenceless spider that caught a rare version of chordysepts that makes Colonel Sanders' head control you. We don't know what's in those spices, it could be zombie fungus.
I forgot about birds for a brief moment and thought this person was getting mobbed by the highest ranks of the church.
There are currently 7 cardinals in my yard and I’m just staring at them thru the window.
January 22, 2026 at 7:48 AM
I forgot about birds for a brief moment and thought this person was getting mobbed by the highest ranks of the church.
You can just use your butt as a fidget toy. Life isn't all doom and gloom.
January 22, 2026 at 6:59 AM
You can just use your butt as a fidget toy. Life isn't all doom and gloom.
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BUMP‼️‼️
Plz read 🙏
Plz read 🙏
January 21, 2026 at 9:52 PM
BUMP‼️‼️
Plz read 🙏
Plz read 🙏
I sometimes think about how I had little to no issue speaking until I watched Unus Annus and thought Ethan's stuttering was funny so I copied it, leading to me getting an actual stutter. Makes me think I should probably make fewer jokes about not getting obvious thing just in case lol.
January 21, 2026 at 8:00 AM
I sometimes think about how I had little to no issue speaking until I watched Unus Annus and thought Ethan's stuttering was funny so I copied it, leading to me getting an actual stutter. Makes me think I should probably make fewer jokes about not getting obvious thing just in case lol.
He is full of Junk and Slop. His greed sickens me.
January 20, 2026 at 4:45 PM
He is full of Junk and Slop. His greed sickens me.
You gotta wonder what wild shit a 16th century man did to create a vast lineage with the surname "Cornhill". Literally what is that.
January 20, 2026 at 3:33 PM
You gotta wonder what wild shit a 16th century man did to create a vast lineage with the surname "Cornhill". Literally what is that.
Sometimes I think I should put a sign on my Discord account that says "sore loser at Jackbox". The jealousy takes over like venom and it's like the only context where it happens for me, idk why.
January 20, 2026 at 2:40 PM
Sometimes I think I should put a sign on my Discord account that says "sore loser at Jackbox". The jealousy takes over like venom and it's like the only context where it happens for me, idk why.
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Physical media is important. At least in my opinion. Physical copies of games, books etc is better.
January 20, 2026 at 8:18 AM
Physical media is important. At least in my opinion. Physical copies of games, books etc is better.
Jellyfish really did say "how little organ can we have while still being a Guy" and commited to it. Truly aspirational.
January 20, 2026 at 12:50 PM
Jellyfish really did say "how little organ can we have while still being a Guy" and commited to it. Truly aspirational.
dumb joke that's been made before
January 19, 2026 at 8:44 PM
dumb joke that's been made before
What if instead of going beast mode I went breast mode and instead of going feral I got a massive rack?
January 19, 2026 at 6:26 PM
What if instead of going beast mode I went breast mode and instead of going feral I got a massive rack?
what did he do???
January 16, 2026 at 10:46 PM
what did he do???
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some important advice i always give to new artists just starting out:
"it has to be perfect
if it's not perfect, i, shen comix, will personally kick your ass"
"it has to be perfect
if it's not perfect, i, shen comix, will personally kick your ass"
January 16, 2026 at 5:13 PM
some important advice i always give to new artists just starting out:
"it has to be perfect
if it's not perfect, i, shen comix, will personally kick your ass"
"it has to be perfect
if it's not perfect, i, shen comix, will personally kick your ass"
> gets recommended american politics
> selects "show less"
> baseball
sure, i guess
> selects "show less"
> baseball
sure, i guess
January 15, 2026 at 11:35 PM
> gets recommended american politics
> selects "show less"
> baseball
sure, i guess
> selects "show less"
> baseball
sure, i guess